#smeg.I just can’t cope with the good thing, it looks like a worm!and I always think there must be cheese under it haha
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When you think about it how vile are blokes really?! They go the toilet and don’t even wipe it and it all gets caught up in that worm hood
bloody mingers the lot of them
I love this thread 
I once got the ick because (on the same date) a guy complimented my sandals and asked me what perfume I was wearing because I smelled nice. I mean, maybe he was just being interested and trying to be nice but what guy asks about perfume?!
I also once went for coffee with a guy who turned up wearing jeans and those horrible dress shoes some people have mentioned but also a pure cheap supermarket white shirt and one of those knitted zipper jumpers everyone wore to school in like 2004. He looked like a bed going on a job interview. And when I politely declined a second date he asked for “feedback to help in his future dating endeavours”
I once got the ick because (on the same date) a guy complimented my sandals and asked me what perfume I was wearing because I smelled nice. I mean, maybe he was just being interested and trying to be nice but what guy asks about perfume?!
I also once went for coffee with a guy who turned up wearing jeans and those horrible dress shoes some people have mentioned
but also a pure cheap supermarket white shirt and one of those knitted zipper jumpers everyone wore to school in like 2004. He looked like a bed going on a job interview. And when I politely declined a second date he asked for “feedback to help in his future dating endeavours” Years ago a date was picking me up and as I opened the car door I got the biggest waft of fart I have ever smelt. I immediately shut the door and walked away without saying a word.
How did you meet coffee date guy? An app?I love this thread
I once got the ick because (on the same date) a guy complimented my sandals and asked me what perfume I was wearing because I smelled nice. I mean, maybe he was just being interested and trying to be nice but what guy asks about perfume?!
I also once went for coffee with a guy who turned up wearing jeans and those horrible dress shoes some people have mentioned
Yeah tinder!How did you meet coffee date guy? An app?
I’m really happy I found this thread... not just for the awful comedic icks we have all found but to make me see it’s not just ME!
My friends and family despair of me as I’m mid thirties, forever single and always finding weird reasons to end a relationship but they haven’t ever had to use a dating app- they don’t know how bad the dregs are.
PS: a recent circumcised convert... it was so much nicer. Better not add ‘has a foreskin’ to my list of icks or I really will be single until death.
My friends and family despair of me as I’m mid thirties, forever single and always finding weird reasons to end a relationship but they haven’t ever had to use a dating app- they don’t know how bad the dregs are.
PS: a recent circumcised convert... it was so much nicer. Better not add ‘has a foreskin’ to my list of icks or I really will be single until death.
Don't even get me started! I'm in my early 30s and my mum keeps saying "Get on that dating website", meaning Tinder. When I see her next I'm going to download it and let her control my Tinder just so she'll finally understand how grim it is. Although, once I showed her a really "white knight" message I got (the dude may as well have said "m'lady") and she said that he seemed polite, so I may end up getting murdered if she sends me on a date.
This thread is amazing!!
Boring men completely give me the ick. I went on a date once with a hot guy from a new office I was working at. I was so excited until I met him and asked where he was taking me 'a restaurant he went to for his mums birthday and liked' Eugh
Told myself off and to give him a chance but he was so dull. Example conversation 'so what do you like to do in your spare time? - nothing really' ' well what do you do with your mates? Just go to the pub or something? - oh I don't have any mates'
Put off even further when I said i was going in late the next day and he said he was sad he would have to wait an hour longer to see me
Also, bum bags over shoulders. It may be trendy but you look a fool
Boring men completely give me the ick. I went on a date once with a hot guy from a new office I was working at. I was so excited until I met him and asked where he was taking me 'a restaurant he went to for his mums birthday and liked' Eugh
Told myself off and to give him a chance but he was so dull. Example conversation 'so what do you like to do in your spare time? - nothing really' ' well what do you do with your mates? Just go to the pub or something? - oh I don't have any mates'
Put off even further when I said i was going in late the next day and he said he was sad he would have to wait an hour longer to see me
Also, bum bags over shoulders. It may be trendy but you look a fool
I also hate when men have a pen that's thin at the end.
Pyramid fool!
Thankfully Ive never come across one myself but I have seen them on Naked Attraction.
- when a bloke burps or farts in front of you really early on into you dating. Puts me right off.
- bad teeth
-when they find out what you do for a living and say that your ‘intimidating’
- not wearing socks with shoes/trainers
- eating with their mouth open
-using this emoji in a message
if we are comparing bad date stories, I’ve got some absolute pearls
- bad teeth
-when they find out what you do for a living and say that your ‘intimidating’
- not wearing socks with shoes/trainers
- eating with their mouth open
-using this emoji in a message
if we are comparing bad date stories, I’ve got some absolute pearls
Sadly I have seen one in real life. I described it to a friend (sorry, men!!) and she said "OH! A pyramid fool!" so I guess it's a thing? Haha!Thankfully Ive never come across one myself but I have seen them on Naked Attraction.
I can't bring myself to watch naked attraction!!
I had a work zoom call with someone who'd been on Naked Attraction a few weeks ago.
It’s not really an ick but I hate it when things are going quite well and they say ONE thing that just puts you off forever.
My penultimate date was fine, getting on well, had already had sex. Then one evening an advert came on for a programme with well known Black people/celebs about their experiences of racism. He then started moaning about how Lewis Hamilton was ‘constantly’ posting about BLM and how ‘white people were slaves once’... I just thought, noooooooo thank you, not for me! And that was it, never saw him again. Just totally put me off and I knew there’d be no helping him out of his stupidity.
My penultimate date was fine, getting on well, had already had sex. Then one evening an advert came on for a programme with well known Black people/celebs about their experiences of racism. He then started moaning about how Lewis Hamilton was ‘constantly’ posting about BLM and how ‘white people were slaves once’... I just thought, noooooooo thank you, not for me! And that was it, never saw him again. Just totally put me off and I knew there’d be no helping him out of his stupidity.
I can't even picture it, didn't know it existed
I test my case
*rest! Bloody phone
*rest! Bloody phone
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She's going to be a blue uncircumcised pen if she doesn't cut a breathing hole into that monstrosity! What the hell is that?!?I test my case
*rest! Bloody phone
Google refused to satisfy my curiosity, and I'm married to someone without one... So now I'll never know what it looks like. The suspense is killing me!
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Yes Pyramid rooster is an actual thing. Though it's more typical of the less endowed pen.
The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid pen. I had to rummage through a set of balls to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended toobut promised he made up for it in "tongue skills" (any boasting of how good their tongue skills are seem to give me a bit of an ick too, but gave him a chance, as you do) and I must say, he did not disappoint.
The guy who gave me the ick because he ordered himself items from Wish had one, a micro pyramid pen. I had to rummage through a set of balls to find it mind, it was tapered at the end, with foreskin overhang, akin to an empty balloon. It was like being fingered and it was so small and just never seemed to look vibrant and throbbing because of all the excess skin, it was saggy. I felt somewhat of a wrong un pretending to be pleasured by it. He was aware of his problem and felt a bit of an idiot as he also told me he was aware girls he had been with pretended too
but promised he made up for it in "tongue skills" (any boasting of how good their tongue skills are seem to give me a bit of an ick too, but gave him a chance, as you do) and I must say, he did not disappoint.- Status