That kind of guy is my worst nightmare. The neckbeard woke geeky typeMy favourite "baby" cousin got married last year to one giant ICK! Each to their own I know but he has no redeeming qualities -
- He likes comics and gaming.
- He collects figures. (Toy soldiers I call them).
- He is one of those 'woke' types. Infact he is so 'woke' I'm suprised marriage wasn't too traditional and outdated for him.
- He likes to go on protests, usually protesting against issues such as fox hunting but cant go to work.
- He wears bizarre clothes that look like they are too small. Such as short shorts pulled up with braces, thick glasses and trilby. But he is super tall and scrawny. The best way I can describe it, he looks like a public school boy who has grown out of his uniform.
- 100% an armchair politician, often speaking about issues on which he clearly knows nothing or has no real life experience to comment on the issues he decides to be passionate about on any given day.
Even worse when they dress up to go to Comic Con. Don't these men realise they have their tackle out on public display when they do.That kind of guy is my worst nightmare. The neckbeard woke geeky type
Now you mention this... does anyone else cringe when they use the word pu*sy during dirty talk/sex ughhhh idk why but it makes my stomach clenchOnce slept with an American who just wouldn’t shut the duck up during sex. I don’t need to hear you saying “oh duck” or “oh yeah” or hear about my tina. Absolutely not. Ick ick ick.
or at all really. Grim. Also when they say 'panties' - wahahahahahahahahahaNow you mention this... does anyone else cringe when they use the word pu*sy during dirty talk/sex ughhhh idk why but it makes my stomach clench
Waaahhh me too but it was really wide too. Weirdest thing I’ve ever seenI’ve had an encounter with a micro pen too. It’s so shocking when it happens but I just felt I had to force myself not to react so he wasn’t scarred for life. It was like having sex with the tactile paving they put at pedestrian crossings to help blind people.
I think you can tell when someone is into porn. I feel sorry for young women out there these days because it’s so readily available and young men will be learning their moves from it. Or worse young women thinking they have to behave like porn actresses in bed.I bleeping cant bare blokes that act like they are in 1980s porno films when they duck. There's just no need for all the commentary.
Oh it's just vile!!Now you mention this... does anyone else cringe when they use the word pu*sy during dirty talk/sex ughhhh idk why but it makes my stomach clench
See I'm the opposite, I really don't like circumcised williesUncircumcised willy’s![]()
but equally awful if they’re completely silent. Eye mask guy didn’t make a single noise during sex, not even at climax. Completely silent. Creeped me the duck out. I dated this man for nine months, I was obviously an expert at ignoring the ickOnce slept with an American who just wouldn’t shut the duck up during sex. I don’t need to hear you saying “oh duck” or “oh yeah” or hear about my tina. Absolutely not. Ick ick ick.
I once dated a guy who was like that. Completely silent and a neutral facial expression. Very odd. Ick!but equally awful if they’re completely silent. Eye mask guy didn’t make a single noise during sex, not even at climax. Completely silent. Creeped me the duck out. I dated this man for nine months, I was obviously an expert at ignoring the ick![]()
This is so sadly true. Guys I've slept with in the past think going hard and fast is the be all and end all. I always try and be polite in case they're nervous and rushing because of that, but I actually want to say mate, I'm drier than the Sahara down here, can we go back to some nice slow foreplay?I think you can tell when someone is into porn. I feel sorry for young women out there these days because it’s so readily available and young men will be learning their moves from it. Or worse young women thinking they have to behave like porn actresses in bed.
Omg this makes my toes curl and snapor at all really. Grim. Also when they say 'panties' - wahahahahahahahahaha![]()
Gosh, i had no idea mico pen' were so common! I hope i never have to see one irl.I’ve had an encounter with a micro pen too. It’s so shocking when it happens but I just felt I had to force myself not to react so he wasn’t scarred for life. It was like having sex with the tactile paving they put at pedestrian crossings to help blind people.
Yes... the silent shaggers. So quiet you can hear the traffic outside, or the housemate in the bathroom.but equally awful if they’re completely silent. Eye mask guy didn’t make a single noise during sex, not even at climax. Completely silent. Creeped me the duck out. I dated this man for nine months, I was obviously an expert at ignoring the ick![]()
I just can’t cope with the good thing, it looks like a worm!Oh it's just vile!!
See I'm the opposite, I really don't like circumcised willies![]()
Speak for yourselves ladies! They can talk to me all they wantOnce slept with an American who just wouldn’t shut the duck up during sex. I don’t need to hear you saying “oh duck” or “oh yeah” or hear about my tina. Absolutely not. Ick ick ick.
I couldn't, I'd get up in the middle of it and leave. *creepyI once dated a guy who was like that. Completely silent and a neutral facial expression. Very odd. Ick!
But then when you suck them off they refuse to kiss you till you brush your teeth? Says more about their fool tbhThis is so sadly true. Guys I've slept with in the past think going hard and fast is the be all and end all. I always try and be polite in case they're nervous and rushing because of that, but I actually want to say mate, I'm drier than the Sahara down here, can we go back to some nice slow foreplay?
What's even MORE annoying is when I politely move/adjust their hand or verbally tell them what I like, and they either 1) do it for two seconds then go back to what they were doing wrong or 2) get offended that I'm helping them out. Do you want me to have a good time or notSorry for the rant, this is more The Rage than The Ick for me
(also another Rage is when they don't go down on women because "it's gross" but expect their fool sucked. hmmmm how bout no)
I once read someone saying that men with the back of their hands fully facing forwards are violent to women. Every woman beater she’d known had this characteristic, and she sees it as a red flag.Oh i forgot the guy I had to dump when I saw him approaching from afar. I realised he walked weirdly, with his arms fully turned so the back of his hands were facing forwards. Knocked me sick
I’m going to start looking at strangers in the street to see which way their hands are pointing when they walk now!I once read someone saying that men with the back of their hands fully facing forwards are violent to women. Every woman beater she’d known had this characteristic, and she sees it as a red flag.
It made you sick because it was your survival instinct