"The Ick" #9

[Tretps29]

I know its not their fault, but when they smile and you can see their gums.

This is my husbands ick

 

[storminaDcup]

Have had it done. Depends on where the muscles are. Not that easy

Agreed, gummy smile botox is not easy to master, v easy to look ‘snarled’ instead

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

Bald men who haven’t accepted the baldness and just comb it into weird shapes to unsuccessfully hide the bald bits. It’s the delusion that gives me the ick.

My husband does this

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

My husband does this

oh god! Have you not told him? How do you keep quiet about it? I would have to say something it’s never convincing

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

oh god! Have you not told him? How do you keep quiet about it? I would have to say something it’s never convincing

I make little jokes about it that aren't too mean

 

[IGiveUp22]

I saw a man crossing the road yesterday when I was driving home from work and thought “oh he doesn’t have any shoes on”.
NOPE, he did have shoes on which I saw as I came closer but they were then clear jelly shoes massive ick

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men wearing Birkenstocks.

You don't look cool and edgy. Your feet look dusty.

 

[April89]

It doesn’t happen often, but a few times I’ve seen men try to force themselves to cry (when reading out vows etc) and it is such a huge ick! Just don’t cry if it isn’t genuine!

 

[Mantlepeace]

Men who have that white spit gathering at the side of their mouths

 

[NoHintOfDrama]

Saw a woman swigging from a can of Red Bull today - but she was easily 70+. Instant ick.

 

[Quietpeony]

Men who have that white spit gathering at the side of their mouths

Men who spit on the streetare you a goat like

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

Men who have that white spit gathering at the side of their mouths

Wow! Would you believe, I just came on this thread to post the same thing! I would add, however, that Tom Hanks is the worst offender.
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Men wearing Birkenstocks.

You don't look cool and edgy. Your feet look dusty.

Antigoni Buxton's Dad wears brilliant white ones
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The guy who gets into the jacuzzi at our local gym/pool, and lies on his stomach in order to... erm.... let the water jets .. tickle, him.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

The guy who gets into the jacuzzi at our local gym/pool, and lies on his stomach in order to... erm.... let the water jets .. tickle, him.

The word 'tickle'

 

[bigmac22]

Men who say they’ve got “tummy ache”. Are you 5?

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men who say they’ve got “tummy ache”. Are you 5?

Yes!
Also men when they are unwell who put on a sickly baby voice and wrap themselves in blankets and generally just feel sorry for themselves.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Yes!
Also men when they are unwell who put on a sickly baby voice and wrap themselves in blankets and generally just feel sorry for themselves.

I work with a 20 odd year old female who puts on a baby voice sometimes for no apparent reason. Shudder.

 

[houdini]

Men who wear Apple watches.
Men who have personalised number plates on their car

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man who is trying to use a water dispenser and tries to take a cup and they all fall out at once and roll all over the floor.

 

[ClaudHopper]

Men who come to my floor at work and ask only female colleagues where is X colleague is (as though our gender renders us responsible for gatekeeping peoples time at the office) it's a specific ick I know but there are a number of offenders at my office.

The profile is white mid level self important male in his late 40s/early 50s

 

[mochibean]

Saw a woman swigging from a can of Red Bull today - but she was easily 70+. Instant ick.

me in 40 years.