"The Ick" #9

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When a man is in the bath & his willy is just floating, bobbing about on the surface like a little sea creature.
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I was talking to my ex recently about this and he he got quite nasty when I said it was such an ick but the guy he was working with (I was on speaker) said actually **** she’s right it’s a well known ick for women men in he bath and I get it 😂

Don’t even know why we were talking about men in bath but he rung me up out the blue
 
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Omg I just remembered an ick. I used to work with a 5ft4 man who got the bus to work and had a back pack (ick remembered due to posts above). Once I was leaving work in my car and I passed him on his way to bus stop. He was walking along the pavement talking to himself (no Bluetooth or earphones), whilst doing that thinking beard plucking thing (like this 🤔), with his backpack draped over one shoulder. He looked a bit mad.

He was a nice man but was very icky. Had really long perfect nails too, dammit. But long nails on men just, nooooo. Especially on smaller man hands.

Used to always wear khaki coloured shirts and trousers. Would have looked more at home on safari than in an office.
I'm wondering if we know the same guy! I work with a short guy, who has a full beard and gets the bus to and from work every day. He bores people senseless with bus routes and timetables. If ever there's been a delay we have to hear all about it, even though no one cares.

I just want to say: "buy a bloody car, mate" but it wouldn't be very PC. :D

He can drive, he just chooses not to. I don't even think it's an environmental thing. He goes into the office every day even though he doesn't need to; I think he just likes getting the most out of his bus pass.
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Men who have a supply of reusable shopping bags in the boot of their car
Haha I get this one. I give myself the ick when I go food shopping with my reusable bags. Something about it seems so pathetic, but I'm not paying for new ones every time or doing without them, so I have to just grin and bear it. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Men who comment on Youtube videos - like do you think Alex Turner or Chris Martin is sitting at their laptop reading your comment -

'Great song mate, can't wait for the new album'
 
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This is years old but I went out with a guy after Uni and he pulled up outside one night and I saw him putting one of those steering wheel locks on his car. You know sometimes when you're somewhere up high and look down, your stomach pulls in automatically without you doing anything out of fear? well the same thing happened to my tina that night.
 
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There’s a man on the bus with a reusable water bottle featuring motivational slogans, one of them says “give you a kiss”. Ick.
 
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I give myself the ick when I have to double tap my AirPod to change the song. I feel like I’m trying to play some sort of spy
 
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I give myself the ick when I drive into the works car park over the speed bump and imagine me and my car jiggling as I drive over it and people look out the window and see it happen.
 
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Just seen an old chap (talking late 70's) coming out the shop drinking a can of Monster. It made me feel wrong so I'm putting it here.
 
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I've just remembered another one... I don't know if I posted it already, but I got a bit triggered before when I saw someone with a nose ring...

Years ago when I was a young lass with a nose piercing I was kissing a boy I'd just started going out with & his nostrils were so big they caught my nose piercing & pulled it out! The pain!!!!

That was the ick activated. Before I'd ever heard of an ick 🤮 horrendous business.
 
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