"The Ick" #9

[bigmac22]

Just seen a guy on Hinge with a Harry Potter themed spare bedroom - who used both a prompt and a picture to show it off

I would have screenshotted but I threw my phone across the room instead out of embarrassment for him

 

[Miss.Chanandler.Bong]

The man I saw on one of my dating apps with longer nails than me

 

[MrsVonDarkness]

People who say or write t’internet. It is disgusting and screams incel.

 

[YankeePompom]

People that refer to their dog as ’the woof’… going to walk the woof, feed the woof etc. No thanks.

 

[Warpaint]

Joggers jogging on the spot whilst waiting for the green crossing light.

 

[Deeznutslol]

People who say or write t’internet. It is disgusting and screams incel.

There was a guy on tiktok who used to call it t’interwebs and it made me feel physically unwell lmao

 

[265]

Joggers jogging on the spot whilst waiting for the green crossing light.

Not in London they don't, they just run in front of you, I've had so many
near misses.

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

There was a guy on tiktok who used to call it t’interwebs and it made me feel physically unwell lmao

Virtually always the sign of a tedious smartarse, too.

 

[Tretps29]

Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys
Screams sweaty limp handshakes

 

[Horsemonkey]

Another one.
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That emoji is an ick!!! Just so pathetic or whingy
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Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys
Screams sweaty limp handshakes

YES

 

[storminaDcup]

Probably very judgy but my stomach turns when men have posh accents and basically posh boys
Screams sweaty limp handshakes

They’re always called Hugo, Sebastian or Harry. They nearly always work in real estate or finance. Nearly always have a raging habit
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Men in dungarees
Men in turtleneck jumpers
Men in neckscarfs
Men with limp handshakes

 

[EndofInfluencers]

Adding to the posh boys ick list, they almost always sound effeminate to me. I like a man who scrubs up nicely, speaks eloquently when needed, looks after himself- but you know when tit goes down they handle themselves.

 

[Sniffing Eggs]

Omg - I had a date with a guy, turned out he works in Costa. And can't drive

46

Quoting myself like a nob

46, works in Costa, can't drive.

But bloody good bag

 

[Skinny]

The wife
The girlfriend
The Mrs

 

[triesherbest]

Guys who have mostly pictures with their cute dog on their dating profile just to get girls

Guys who use more skincare products than me

Guy snoring loudly then asking why you're awake at 5am going to the bathroom etc. Cause you snore at 1000000 decibels you stupid duck

the name Rory

and yes, these are very specific for a reason (the snorer literally gave me nightmares, you know those dreams in the morning when you're half awake half asleep? I thought a monster was chasing me or something cause it was so loud)

 

[MollyMalone]

Quoting myself like a nob

46, works in Costa, can't drive.

But bloody good bag

This made me cackle you go get that good fool and free coffee girl

 

[Thank(space)you]

When men message saying they've got a free house.. I live on my own (well, with my child) a free house is not a flex for a grown man

 

[cl16girlie]

Men named Matthew.

 

[storminaDcup]

Men named Matthew.

I feel like this one is very specific storytime!

 

[cl16girlie]

I feel like this one is very specific storytime!

Not to share too much but I liked a guy called that for 2 years and he was a walking red flag. So glad it was just a crush I kept to myself (minus my best friend who informed me that one of her friends was in a talking stage with him only to realise he was a walking red flag and blocked him). One conversation was enough to put me off him for life!