"The Ick" #9

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I'm married to bearded baldy 🤣🤣🤣
But is it a long beard? 😂 I've got no issue if it's a well kept beard, but when I wrote that I'd just seen a photo of a bald guy with a beard that's at least 3 inches long and he's so pleased with himself. He's also one of these guys who tells tit jokes that he thinks are the height of hilarity, so that adds to the ick for me!
 
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Bald beardies, I think generally the look is fine up to about an inch long, but any longer it just emphasizes more the lack of head hair.
 
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But is it a long beard? 😂 I've got no issue if it's a well kept beard, but when I wrote that I'd just seen a photo of a bald guy with a beard that's at least 3 inches long and he's so pleased with himself. He's also one of these guys who tells tit jokes that he thinks are the height of hilarity, so that adds to the ick for me!
Few inches long but regular trips to the barber to keep it neat.

Tbf he has a very small chin so for me he looks better with a beard as his face looks in better proportion 🤣🤣
 
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Well my partner is a large bleep...to be fair he describes himself as a large bleep.

Personally, all I see is his massive willy! And I adore the boy.
 
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Please share?
These are some icks and some unhinged things he did. All tracksuit guy (dated on and off for around four years, he was 33, for reference, I was 26 when we split up for good).

He also had a gaming chair, which he sat in all day. He didn't really work, he just had this vague role with a guy who lives in another country doing web design stuff, he'd work for max 4 hours a week? And he'd spend all day playing league of legends, some civilisation game, or arguing on Facebook.

He had an especially awful mullet for around a year of the time we were seeing each other.

One time I left him, he sent around 50 messages to my neighbour/friend which were actually quite concerning looking back but also very embarrassing. At least she saw the funny side and remains my friend.

He was a super picky eater and that was his excuse for never taking me on a date. He'd eat chilli or oven pizza pretty much every meal.

He drank full large milk? Not sure why I found that cringe but I did.

He called snacks "munch" 🤢.

He took posed nude photographs of himself in black and white, he was very proud of those, in one he was posed like The Thinker but with one leg up. Instead of being turned on, I was drier than the Sahara...

He once got a CCJ and demanded I pay it off for him, I didn't and he threw a tantrum because he had to pawn his gaming PC.

The only furniture he owned was a sofa from his mum's, a bed, his gaming desk and gaming chair. Nothing else.

I told him my favourite colour was sage green, and one day he told me he'd painted his bathroom sage green. It was not sage, it was neon teal. When they got evicted (him and his weirdly codependent flat mate) for being too noisy, his landlord fined them for painting the bathroom.

They also didn't own a vacuum cleaner so the carpets were disgusting and I had to bring mine over to vacuum their flat.

Ultimately the joke is on me because I continued to see him despite all the above, but he had honestly ground down my self esteem to a point where I thought that was as good as it got. I am a single parent and had definitely found it hard to find good people to date in my league at my age, so was accepting all the crap from a loser instead. But I did end it after some gentle encouragement from my amazing colleagues (and less gentle encouragement from my parents). Seeing a very lovely man now who, so far at least, has not given me the ick!
 
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Further to the "no hoover" issue, I went out with a bloke who didn't own a hoover and used to just rub his socked feet on the carpet to create balls of fluff and hair which he then picked up.

He also shaved his chest, shoulders and stomach, did regular sun beds and talked in depth about his IBS.

In my defense he was hilarious, but no. We are still friends so now I can just enjoy his humour without dealing with a prickly body, explosive bowel and grotty carpet.
 
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I genuinely think they just don't think very deeply about the relationship between cleaning, dirt and bacteria. As in if it visibly Iooks dirty they might do something about it but otherwise it doesn't really appear on their radar. I would hate to see the amount of dust, dead skin and other gross stuff is picked up the next time that carpet is hoovered. If it ever is...

Also I think it's a combination of lazy / doesn't think it's their job, even if there is literally no one else doing it.

I think it's just key to not ever crack and do it yourself because then they have won. I point blank refuse to clean my partner's office (I don't even venture into his workshop). It's total chaos, I can't stand it and there is no possibility of cleaning it because there is too much tit piled everywhere.

When I point out that he's a messy b he likes to say I'm not perfect either. I fail to see the correlation between our tidy and usual clean house that generally I keep on top of and his utter pit that he has sole responsibility for.

Wish I was a les sometimes.
 
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Such a good point that the question shouldn’t be pushed if you don’t want to reveal your pronouns.

Re the pointy man boobs, another thing which is a big ick along with this is when a man is particularly ‘hippy’- even worse if they have pointy man boobs to go along with it too😅I just want to tell them to get their testosterone levels checked out.

I dated a guy like this and to this day I don't know why I did it.
I think I just liked his Mom and Grandpa too much, things I didn't know the experience of very well before that.

After 8 months of dating he called me up on Christmas Eve and asked what my middle name was for some reason ( I guess last minute gift) and that was the final straw :ROFLMAO:
 
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Very niche ick - currently seeing a guy who does well as a youtuber. Considers himself a celebrity. He is not. Instant ick. The lifestyle is too good to give up just yet :ROFLMAO:
 
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I’ve been with my husband for 13yrs. But last night he tried to start our petrol mower and it’s biffed. He tried for over an hour. I watched him out the window and I got the ick 😂😂. Pulling the starter wire, swearing at it. Sweating. Tinkering and sucking thru his teeth. Love, it’s 30yrs old. BUY A bleeping NEW ONE !!! 👀
 
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Driving home from a friend's house and saw a guy in a lorry with his feet up on the windscreen! Bare feet. And dirty! Like he'd been walking around with no shoes on! Ick!
 
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