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"The Ick" #9
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I was just typing and lost the page 
anyway I’m female and I’ve got a female ick.
behind This woman earlier in the shop and she was so tall, slim, long legs and I was so jealous. Then I saw her sandals and saw the thick a dry crusty skin on her heels. Wtf hell nah. No wonder she was so lovely and tall the thick skin added 5 inches onto her.
bleeping scrub ya feet man
anyway I’m female and I’ve got a female ick.
behind This woman earlier in the shop and she was so tall, slim, long legs and I was so jealous. Then I saw her sandals and saw the thick a dry crusty skin on her heels. Wtf hell nah. No wonder she was so lovely and tall the thick skin added 5 inches onto her.
bleeping scrub ya feet man
@thefoodmedic ‘s fiancé is a walking ICK
When women refer to other women as mumma or mama.
"You've got this mumma"
"It's so tough isn't mama"
Shut the duck up. Call me by my name. Only those who came out of my tina can call me that.
Can I do two icks? I'm gonna do two.
People who say Kiddo. It just makes me think of Reddit losers who latch on to a catch phrase and over use it to the point it became painful to hear/read. Like when everyone referred to eachother as "Pal"
"You've got this mumma"
"It's so tough isn't mama"
Shut the duck up. Call me by my name. Only those who came out of my tina can call me that.
Can I do two icks? I'm gonna do two.
People who say Kiddo. It just makes me think of Reddit losers who latch on to a catch phrase and over use it to the point it became painful to hear/read. Like when everyone referred to eachother as "Pal"
Can I add to this the rentals, parentals or the rentsMy ex used to call his mum "mumsy
"
When a man a work said 'I've got an ickle papercut on my pinky'
I wonder what his first thing is?! 
Please don’t attack me for this.. but people using pronouns gives me the biggest ick 🫣
"Smashing it" and "living their best life"
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Il go with toenails as the #1 thing
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So quirky and elusive
Il go with toenails as the #1 thing
Those chunky earpieces?Just seen a tinder profile and all 3 photos they were pouting and wearing an old
School Bluetooth thing
The ‘pure’ ick is when you did previously like someone but suddenly you notice the way they do XYZ and bam, you get the ick. It’s irreversible. You have no choice but to end it as soon as you can as everything they do gets tainted and also becomes an ick. I’ve gone out with men I’ve fancied but if I get it, I can’t even bear to kiss them anymore. My last ex gave me the ick when I found a shaker pot of hair fibres to hide thinning in his bathroom 
After that I couldn’t stop looking at his hair, noticing where this dark stuff rubbed off on things, imagining him powdering it on He had to go.
Otherwise they’re just turn offs and general dislikes!
After that I couldn’t stop looking at his hair, noticing where this dark stuff rubbed off on things, imagining him powdering it on He had to go. Otherwise they’re just turn offs and general dislikes!
When people use “ebil” instead of “evil”.
Far too prevalent on here for my liking.
Far too prevalent on here for my liking.
Men who make a virtue out of having lots of female family members. 'If you want to date me...you'll have to win the approval of my mum, my nan, and my 5000 sisters!!!'. You just know he's some spoilt little mummy's boy and the sisters are all going to be total nightmares witching about you in the group chat if brother dearest mentions you don't iron his boxers.
I have a friend ‘ick’. I have a friend who reads messages immediately, but then won’t answer for at least a 6 hours, sometimes days. Even if I’m sending a bloody Birthday message to her
Not to sound like a complete witch, but I know she has zero to nothing going on at the moment, but then will randomly phone at the most inconvenient of times without seeing if I’m available. Rant over
Not to sound like a complete witch, but I know she has zero to nothing going on at the moment, but then will randomly phone at the most inconvenient of times without seeing if I’m available. Rant over
- Dated a guy that wore tracksuit bottoms everywhere. He literally did not own any other type of trousers. Could not shake the repulsion after a while, he was so lanky they just hung off him as well.
- Was talking to a guy at uni, a third year a I really liked, who proudly told me that he was banned from the local Waterstones for making a loud incredibly racist comment to his brother like it was his greatest achievement.
- Second time I stayed round a guys house when I was maybe 20 or so, he asked me to push out my stomach whilst we were lying in bed so he could pretend I was pregnant. Never saw him again after that
- Tracksuit bottom guy also had a Tiktok where he posted videos of him singing. He was awful, and one song was about how he has a really small pen??
- My ex presented me with 'chicken and waffles' he had made, but used that cheap butterscotch ice cream syrup instead of maple syrup, practically cremated the chicken in the air fryer, seasoned it with chilli flakes, and had no sugar in the waffle mix. He was so proud of himself and when I said it was inedible he pouted. I just felt so embarrassed for him but also annoyed that he was upset that I wouldn't eat it.
Also a guy I work with is on holiday abroad, alone, and posted an IG story of him doing the macarena off beat on the deck of a chartered yacht, the cringe is visceral
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Was texting a guy and his text was literally -
'Hope alls good with you
No real plans after work
, probably just a short swim 
and walk the dog
Dinner
, TV 
, and an early night 
'
Like he literally took the time to SCROLL through all of the emojis to find the exact one that he wanted .
How do you not give yourself the ick doing this?!!
'Hope alls good with you
No real plans after work
, probably just a short swim and walk the dog Dinner
, TV , and an early night 'Like he literally took the time to SCROLL through all of the emojis to find the exact one that he wanted .
How do you not give yourself the ick doing this?!!
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How on earth can you do the macarena off beat? It is literally impossible!---
- Dated a guy that wore tracksuit bottoms everywhere. He literally did not own any other type of trousers. Could not shake the repulsion after a while, he was so lanky they just hung off him as well.
- Was talking to a guy at uni, a third year a I really liked, who proudly told me that he was banned from the local Waterstones for making a loud incredibly racist comment to his brother like it was his greatest achievement.
- Second time I stayed round a guys house when I was maybe 20 or so, he asked me to push out my stomach whilst we were lying in bed so he could pretend I was pregnant. Never saw him again after that
- Tracksuit bottom guy also had a Tiktok where he posted videos of him singing. He was awful, and one song was about how he has a really small pen??
- My ex presented me with 'chicken and waffles' he had made, but used that cheap butterscotch ice cream syrup instead of maple syrup, practically cremated the chicken in the air fryer, seasoned it with chilli flakes, and had no sugar in the waffle mix. He was so proud of himself and when I said it was inedible he pouted. I just felt so embarrassed for him but also annoyed that he was upset that I wouldn't eat it.
Also a guy I work with is on holiday abroad, alone, and posted an IG story of him doing the macarena off beat on the deck of a chartered yacht, the cringe is visceral
Where do you find these guys?!!?
- Was talking to a guy at uni, a third year a I really liked, who proudly told me that he was banned from the local Waterstones for making a loud incredibly racist comment to his brother like it was his greatest achievement.
- Second time I stayed round a guys house when I was maybe 20 or so, he asked me to push out my stomach whilst we were lying in bed so he could pretend I was pregnant. Never saw him again after that
- Tracksuit bottom guy also had a Tiktok where he posted videos of him singing. He was awful, and one song was about how he has a really small pen??
- My ex presented me with 'chicken and waffles' he had made, but used that cheap butterscotch ice cream syrup instead of maple syrup, practically cremated the chicken in the air fryer, seasoned it with chilli flakes, and had no sugar in the waffle mix. He was so proud of himself and when I said it was inedible he pouted. I just felt so embarrassed for him but also annoyed that he was upset that I wouldn't eat it.
HELL to the YES!
Especially when it’s on their social media. It’s giving attention seeking and virtue signalling- Status