"The Ick" #9

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

When couples have a joint email account

Naff beyond words, or just controlling. You used to see it more commonly with old email domains like aol too.
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I used to date a guy in his late thirties who everyone called "Sam". I thought his full name was Samuel but it turns out his full name is Sammy. It sounds so juvenile for a man in his late thirties to have the name Sammy and right put me off him.

Nope, I couldn't be doing with a grown man called Sammy.

 

[HeadlessPostman]

Or Facebook page

ohhh yes nothing worse that joint FB accounts and is mostly the gf callin the shots

 

[fiat500gurl]

ohhh yes nothing worse that joint FB accounts and is mostly the gf callin the shots

otherwise known as this relationship isn’t going to last

 

[OmgObsessed]

As a heavily tattooed woman nothing gives me the ick faster than when some random person wants to discuss their tattoos with me. Even more so if they are poorly done and you have a tit idea for your next one

Lmao the only people that like mine our children because mine are dumb as hell.

 

[Lola Ruby]

I know this bloke from uni who, while nice enough, fancies himself as a social media influenza / jetsetter type and will post the cringiest stuff when he's on a holiday or 'business trip' like setting up his phone to film himself walking up some steps while putting on his straw hat OR the latest one - him sat at a cafe in Italy (again, phone set up to film himself) with a coffee, stirring it with a spoon and then clinking the spoon on the saucer and staring off into the distance. The stuff he posts is so cringe it actually makes my stomach turn

 

[TooFarScone]

Short men. Was on a plane recently and this bloke couldn't close the overhead locker without standing on the seat to push it all the way up.

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Limp handshakes

 

[merlot]

Limp handshakes

Yes this!!
We had to meet the MD bloke at work & he went along shaking everyone's hand so I proffered him my manicured paw for a sturdy handshake & his shake was so limp, mine was really hard & loads of bones made a cracking sound when I shook his hand. I was mortified!
In hindsight he should have been the one mortified I was 7 stone wet through at the time, crunching some blokes hand hahaha

 

[ShadesMint]

People who are rude or petty to staff in restaurants.
Also, people who complain in restaurants, just for the sake of complaining. Fair enough if your hot meal arrives cold, but if it's just to complain about the portion size etc, just say nothing and don't eat there again!! Makes me feel super uncomfortable.

 

[fiat500gurl]

I know this bloke from uni who, while nice enough, fancies himself as a social media influenza / jetsetter type and will post the cringiest stuff when he's on a holiday or 'business trip' like setting up his phone to film himself walking up some steps while putting on his straw hat OR the latest one - him sat at a cafe in Italy (again, phone set up to film himself) with a coffee, stirring it with a spoon and then clinking the spoon on the saucer and staring off into the distance. The stuff he posts is so cringe it actually makes my stomach turn

The stuff of Insta nightmares

 

[mozzarellagirl]

As a heavily tattooed woman nothing gives me the ick faster than when some random person wants to discuss their tattoos with me. Even more so if they are poorly done and you have a tit idea for your next one

I'm tattooed myself and I HATE when a guy thinks that because he has tattoos, I must fancy him or be soooo impressed.

They'll try to impress you by getting really fake deep, telling you about the deep meanings (of a rose, ship, anchor or daughters name) that i didn't ask for

Also, when you're tattooed woman, (people in general but specifically in this instance) men will just grab your arms and even legs as an excuse to touch you and be weird under the guise of "meaningfully studying your tattoos" and they pull a face like while touching you. Men will literally twist and yank your arms and sometimes try to rub your skin sensually! what the duck? happened soooo many times, ESPECIALLY from older men when I was 18/19 which is so bleeping alarming

*so grammatically incorrect I'm sorry, I have heatstroke

 

[HoundDog]

When people lick envelopes to seal them. My husband did it at the weekend on a birthday card and it made me want to scratch my own skin off.

 

[Thank(space)you]

People who call boobs norks

 

[265]

People who call boobs norks

I never knew people using the word norks till a short while ago on THIS forum.

 

[Meringue22]

People who call boobs norks

Or flesh cannons*

*my ex

 

[petitspois]

Or flesh cannons*

*my ex

Cannons? What are they shooting from his perspective?

 

[Meringue22]

Cannons? What are they shooting from his perspective?

I didn’t think about it too deeply

 

[ElChanguito]

Gave myself the ick earlier…I mowed the grass in shorts and wellies Big apologies to anyone who had to witness that. In my defence, it’s because I can’t stand getting grass all over my feet

 

[HelloStereo]

I just saw some guy sitting on a seat at a bus stop and his feet couldn't touch the ground and were just dangling down.

 

[Mamacita]

Gave myself the ick earlier…I mowed the grass in shorts and wellies Big apologies to anyone who had to witness that. In my defence, it’s because I can’t stand getting grass all over my feet

I mean, you could just attend Glastonbury straight after!