"The Ick" #8

[Jenca01]

Another dating app ick I came across.
Profile picture he’s stood next to the hogwarts express

 

[Universal]

I was ill this week and the man I am seeing was texting me not long after with competitive symptoms as he HAD to be more ill than me. That gave me the ick.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Men who sit like this. It makes him look as though he has a rash or something and is trying to cool it off.

 

[Lazarus]

Men with long fingernails.

Oh dear god, this makes me heave.
My ideal, like God level man, is Jarvis Cocker and I met him fairly recently and he’s got longish nails.
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Men who dress like this should be jailed.

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

We can close the thread, guys, it’s over - I just saw a guy on an app say one of his favourite things was “skin on skin cuddles”. Aaaaand I’m out. Celibacy never looked so good.

Skin on skin cuddles is what you do after you have just birthed a child, not after swiping right
I’d be deleting all apps

 

[Samseal]

Clearing your throat. Every 20 seconds.
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People who don’t turn off keyboard clicks on their phones

 

[leigh213]

For context I live in the southern US but that makes it no better 🫣‍

but this was a guys actual WEDDING day. They were in the room getting him ‘ ready’.

The shoes. I can never unsee the footwear.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

Men who take all sorts of health supplements.

An example is my friend who has started drinking peppermint tea because of its “antibacterial properties”. He also has a little pouch of different vitamins he brings with him when we meet up and he’s recently started having a spoonful of Manuka honey everyday…

Just get ill like the rest of us ffs.

 

[AshMay]

"When he stamps near a pigeon and it doesn't move"

I'm a bit drunk but this has finished me off

 

[harveydean]

On the train and there’s a guy with a bandana around his neck and fingerless gloves.

 

[Jenca01]

Another one
Men who put ‘Ibiza 2019’ on their profiles
It’s 2023 now! Move on!
I might put ‘Cotswolds 2017’ on mine

 

[Gidget00_]

Brooklyn Beckham, his annoying face gives me the biggest ick

 

[petitspois]

When someone says 'live their truth'. Makes me want to heave.

 

[Scarlett O' Hara]

He can be very sweet and has a lot of good points as well. I wish he wasn’t as tight with money as he is. But I don’t know if that’s a reason to break up with someone? I’d feel like a gold digger

Well darling there are enough other points that irritate you besides his tight arsedness (which is reason enough to split imho)

I'd be saying goodbye and heading into the New Year without him.

 

[Lola Ruby]

I feel like a massive bitch for saying this but one of my best friends has a new boyfriend and his look is quite “hipster” which is fine, but he wears these massive chunky silver rings which for me is a HUUUGE ick, I don’t know how her vagina doesn’t just crumble to dust from dryness seeing them. Oh and he wears them every day too.

 

[Flip&Flop]

New ick unlocked over the weekend...
Counting his moves on monopoly just under his breath

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

When you find out they’re wildly into conspiracy theories and spend hours researching the illuminati. They usually want to shoehorn their theories into most conversations as well.

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

I can’t go further with a guy I’ve been chatting to. Speaking on the phone he was giggling away at what I was saying which wasn’t even funny, plus he’s got a nasally voice so it sounded like a full on asthma attack. Next.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

No!

 

[Natterbox80]

I’m talking to a guy and he keeps saying “aw bless you” all the time if I say I’m tired or I had a tough day at work

I was seeing a guy with a dull personality but was gifted in other ways .. Anyway, he would ask me how I slept every single morning, and every afternoon would ask how the weather was out my way