"The Ick" #8

[merlot]

My boyfriend's work mate is about 66/67 & he just sent my boyfriend pics & a the leaked sex tape of some lass off coronation st...
I always thought he seemed like a sweet chap, he's a granddad!!
Sleazy old cretin. Full on ick.

 

[Lazarus]

I have a feeling this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but:
Laminated brows.
What is the fucking point? Icky, ugly, tacky.

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

My husband gave me the ick when he got injured at work (he's a carpenter) and was off for nearly 6 months and I'd get home and find him watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He also just bought gaming headphones and talks to our real life friends while they're playing Call of Duty and they only talk about the game? 'Oh I just got run over by a tank!', major ick.

He also dislocated his knee once bending over to look at a putt playing golf, off work for 3 weeks

He did it again at a wedding tripping over some high heels a girl had left on the dance floor, 2 weeks off work. When he got a doctors note to sign him off work so he could get a pay out from the government, she wrote that he'd been wearing the high heels when he tripped I just about called off the wedding at that point with the ick just thinking about that scenario

 

[pommynoir]

Who even wears boxers? You knob just falls out Str8 guys often have awful underwear - in my pool changing room I always know the gay guys as we always have nice underwear LOL ... actually str8's that try will have nice CKs, if it's Aussie Bums they are gay oh the sights you see LOL LOL

Your username gives me the ick assuming it’s a reference to your penis, and location, gives of 90s seedy dating site vibes

 

[MmmB777]

My husband tried to link arms with me yesterday like are you my best friend off of year 7? Get in the bin.

 

[Pesky Tarian]

My husband has a shoulder injury, the exercise the physio gave him involves him walking his hand up the wall incy wincy style. Huge ick when I walk into a room and he's just stood there doing it.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

When a 42 year old classes himself as a world class kisser

 

[swimming]

In Sainsbury’s earlier, I walked past what can only be described as a large gathering of useless man huddled and hunched over the flower section, fingering all the packaged up roses looking for the prices, whilst in the other hand clutching a card and a box of chocolates. Valentine’s Day.

i don’t know why it gave me the ick, but they all just looked so uneducated and basic all leering over the flowers not knowing what to buy.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I’m talking to a guy and he keeps saying “aw bless you” all the time if I say I’m tired or I had a tough day at work

 

[Jenca01]

Ooooh what a catch

 

[MmmB777]

More mealtime Icks with my husband. Asked him to test the pasta and his reply
“It’s nearly done. It’s Al Dante”
Al fucking Dante? Who is Alan Dante, sounds like he teaches the local Zumba class.

 

[swimming]

When men apply to go on tv game shows like tipping point etc. Tge thought of them applying online then hoping for a call back, makes me rough af.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

The second line.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Just came across a reddit thread on icks and its is HYSTERICAL

• 'after we had sex he lay back on his bed and was like "ahhhh, pillow top memory foam" and it was like he was trying to name drop/flex the type of mattress he had and was just very cringe and made me feel embarrassed for him.'

• 'I think this one is pretty petty: he has a little bit of spit in the corner of his mouth like all the time. It drove me crazy.

• 'When they take on a strange, ditzy dialect whenever they are quoting something a woman neutrally said.'

• 'I got the ick with this too, this guy would eat a lot of ranch with his meal and it was just pooled on his lips. Im cringing just thinking about it'

• 'I don’t think this is petty but some might, one guy drove me home from our second date and he wouldn’t put on his seatbelt. His car was beeping at him the whole ride!'

• 'His response for not liking celery is because "it's nucky!" said in a baby voice.'

• 'His lips were really thin and, for whatever reason, really cold and wet and all he did was pucker his little cold lips together and then pecking my lips so it was like kissing a fish that was making smooching noises at me. It was when he stuck his tongue between his fish lips and it just… was there. Doing nothing. I wanted to yeet myself into outer space.'

• 'One guy had SpongeBob sheets on his bed. I… could not be naked in those. A different guy always smelled like mildew because he didn’t seem to understand how to properly do laundry.'

• 'Went on a meh date that ended with him squeezing me to death and saying, “I don’t want to let you go.” We’re not on the Titanic, we’re on my steps, and I’ll be going inside alone now.'

• 'Had a guy describe to me in detail how his female dog masturbates. Such a weird thing to say when bringing up the dog for the first time and also disturbing that he’s that into describing it.'

• 'This guy asked the waitress how much she wanted for a tip. Which was awkward as fuck, like what's she gonna say? Enough to quit this job? Then he bragged to her about how he once tipped a server $100. Proceeded to tip her a normal 20%. The most insane ick, I almost got up and left. It was humiliating.'

• 'Referred to my vag as “her.” “Can I kiss her?” '

• 'He bragged about how good his homemade hummus was for weeks, and when he finally made it for me, it was disgusting.'

• 'His laugh sounded like a dying dolphin.'
  
  
  
  
• 'He referred to things in third person as “me”- “me hungry” “me misses you”. Same dude - he ate a peach over the sink one time and it was just…I couldn’t.'
  
  
  
• He had no butt. Like I would imagine him sitting on the toilet and just sliding right off.
  

 

[JellyDonut]

You may remember I posted about how stingey and tight my boyfriend is. I feel like a complete Cunt now. He’s explained to me tonight that he is actually autistic, and was diagnosed as a child but never got any support for it, so has just learned how to get through life with it on his own. I feel like things about him make sooooooo much more sense now.

 

[Panjo]

My first born child and my only daughter, who collected my little ponies and still watched adventure time, has just informed me she has a boyfriend. No big deal you may think, only she’s 18 and he’s 52. She started working with him when she was 17 and had also told me she was a lesbian and I’m worried he groomed her. They’ve both lost their job because of this. She’s going to university in September and I’m worried her life will fall apart. I’ve told her she’s making a massive mistake and she said well just let me make them and be there for me. To say I’m devastated is an understatement. It also gives me the massive ICK!!

 

[Sibz]

Watching a man who normally doesn't cook try and make dinner is a major ick. They hover by the oven the whole time, keep opening it to check, wringing their hands, asking you if he's done it right and put it in the right amount of time, checking the back of the packets, asking if you can look and check it's done.... and all he's cooking is flipping frozen oven chips and chicken burgers

 

[triesherbest]

new 50ish year old guy at work just got up from his desk to get his lunch and said "time for some munchies".

 

[EasterEggs]

Was just talking to a guy on Hinge who said he had a bachata lesson at the weekend. Never heard of that so asked what it was? He said “sexy Latin dancing” and it gave me the ick so bad. I had to unmatch.

 

[petitspois]

When someone says ‘me thinks’