"The Ick" #8

[Ensay]

Maybe it’s just me but I’m not sure we should be encouraging real life people to break up with their partners based on an ick thread on a gossip forum…

 

[Ensay]

@JellyDonut babe get the heck out of there. There is nothing, and I mean NOTHING as depressing as spending your life with a tightarse. It's never going to change and will repulse you more and more. I speak from experience.

My final straw was when he had won several thousand one evening gambling (a regular occurrence but he never EVER bought or did anything or treated me with his winnings, just hoarded it like a miser) but couldn't get his shoes on fast enough to get to the pub to get a drink out of a friend who had won £100 on the pub lottery.

I still think of the shock my vagina went into watching him race out of the door to get a free celebratory pint from our lovely friend. What a bellend.

Also the pitying expressions on waitresses faces when I paid (again) because he had "forgotten" his card at dinner

Agreed. One of my mum’s friends is married to a massive cheapskate. When they go out for a meal, he refuses to ever tip and he gets his calculator out when the bill comes to ensure he only pays for what he’s had.

 

[Eyes Wide Open Now]

Wayne Lineker. Just 1000000% walking ick, everything about him just makes my vagina want to shut up shop forever

 

[ElChanguito]

I was with an Indian guy till yesterday when he decided to ditch me while I was so bloody sick and ill with my period!

He recently got into meditating and he said he had fantasies about meditating on one leg while I gave him And he said he wanted to slap my boobs about and do a drumbeat on them like a drummer playing the bongos. Always boasting about how much precum he produced too, like listening to a girl talk about how wet she is ewwww

Roast him for me please girls - annihilate him for me.

 

[klarakluckbag]

Speaking of names, women are just as bad. Actually, I'd say I see it more often. 'Green-eyed goddess' etc. Goddess in particular makes me squirm. Imagine if men had screen names like 'Buff God' or whatever. we'd never stop mocking them.

Me and my mate used to tak our kids to a karate class every week. One day, a new instructor turned up, he was proper fit, but he definitely knew it. He came to speak to the parents and told us that he was keen to start a "family" class, so if we would like to join in, to email him so that he had an idea of the numbers.
Me and my mate were all revved up, and looking forward to the possibility of being manhandled by him at some point soon, until we saw his email address: "iambuff@aol....."

 

[triesherbest]

on dating apps - stating their height followed by 'bEcAuSe ApPaReNtLy tHaT's imPoRtAnT' oh come off it prick

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Jeeeeesuss.
Bless him. He’s “Likkle” himself.

 

[Jenca01]

Humongous ick found on bumble
So I was messaging this guy, he was okay, and then he told me I was cute and curvy
Then proceeded to tell me I looked like I have a big boobs and bum and then he put “but I like nips the most ” I don’t know what’s worst, the fact he said it, or used the word ‘nips’

 

[no-no]

Just seen someone walking around the gym in these, they looked like a Komodo dragon no need.

 

[Hastaggifted]

2 from me today.

1. A man walking towards me held one nostril and shot snot out of the other one. It made me heave and I glared at him. Not only is it an ick, its fucking disgusting

2. On a different stretch of walking a man a few metres in front of me lifted one of his legs up and done a massive wet fart. It sounded like he shit himself. A shart if you will.
I stopped dead. No way in hell I was walking through that cloud of shit particles.

What I have taken away from these 2 scenarios is most men are disgusting animals and give me the ick and I should stop walking. Wouldn't have to put up with it if I drove.

 

[Hastaggifted]

People wearing 'Tough Mudder 2012' tshirts. Mate. Its 11 years ago. Let it go.

 

[summacc]

Dated a guy years ago and he legitimately had a box of tissues beside him whenever we’d watch X factor/BGT cause he would cry at the sob story auditions, not just get a little emotional but full on SOB, I couldn’t cope

 

[HoGi]

My husband has a cold (caught off me) he is a walking ick at the moment.

The snivelling and patheticness of him is making my vagina turn inside out

Probably made worse by the fact I had the cold and managed to work (from home) and host Christmas/boxing day without complaint. He is off work so doesn't have to do anything but is acting like he just survived ww1

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

These jeans -

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

Hope you have a strong stomach!

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

A man eating a yoghurt.
A man opening a yoghurt and mixing it with a spoon.
A man opening a yoghurt and smelling it.
A man having a favourite flavour yoghurt.
A man opening a yoghurt and it bursting everywhere.
A man opening a yoghurt and licking the inner lid.
A man bringing a yoghurt to work and eating it at his desk with a reusable spoon that he doesn't clean from one day to the next.
A man eating a yoghurt and scraping the inside of the pot with the spoon.
A man eating a Muller yoghurt and tipping the little chocolate balls into the yoghurt and mixing it around.

Yoghurt.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

THERE IS A MAN NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW WHO ISNT WEARING A COAT AND IS SHIVERING WHILE EAT A MCFLURRY !!!!!

 

[FilthyGorgeous]

Finally cured myself of fancying a prize dickhead when he made a creepy comment on an influencers page. She & a friend were posing in a swimming pool with a giant inflatable dolphin and he commented “I’d love to be the dolphin”

Thank fuck I’ve snapped out of that.

 

[Solpaqueen]

When I'm at the sirport and I see blokes going off on holiday and I think of him packing his little suitcase and being excited.

 

[Smell_my_cheese]

I received a text from my boyfriend earlier informing me he’d just finished a ‘tummy workout.’