"The Ick" #6

[One and only]

Someone new has joined my team at work and wants to organise a social to meet everyone as we wfh. I was open to it and trying to be welcoming until they said they’ll arrange after their holibobs

 

[JSquared]

Olly Murs

 

[Avenged7Fold]

Whenever someone says “making memories”
Why can’t you just say we are off out to enjoy ourselves ? Why are people so obsessed with not living in the moment ?
Ick

 

[Meringue22]

imagine - naked apart from an oodie

With a little bit of their willy just visible

 

[265]

Serious ICK!

 

[Milehammer]

My partner started eating pizza very noisily last night and I immediately said very loudly and sternly "NO! Eat it nicely!"....which gave me the ick about myself

 

[ZoraZ]

When people call their spouse 'my King' or 'my Queen'

 

[Ensay]

This might be controversial, but when people refer to their other half on online message boards as "Mr" or "Mrs" followed by their username -- e.g. if I said: "Mr Ensay cooked me dinner last night!"

It makes me cringe. Just say "my partner/husband/boyfriend" etc.

 

[Pariszai]

After trying to get over someone for a few months the ick finally set in today when a tiktok he posted came up on my for you page. There's something about man in his 30s recording a video, watching it back, probably giggling and then posting it for all to see that's a real vagina dryer.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

I’ve just decided to try online dating once again so thought I’d chip in with a few of mine, apologies if they’ve already been said I’ve not read the thread

Any mention of sex in their profile, especially kink
The word “cheeky”
Shirtless mirror selfies
Tribal tattoos
“Dog dad”
Selfies with their arm behind their head and a look on their face like they’re holding in a fart
“Looking for my partner in crime” or even worse “looking for my player 2”
“Bit of a nerd” when you can tell he just enjoyed a Marvel film once or twice

Oh and uploading a picture of them with someone else’s baby because they think it makes them look desirable. I’d be fuming if I was that baby’s parent

I’ll definitely have more

 

[Pink blancmange]

I put my Snapchat on my dating profile. I'm not really sure why as that's an ick in itself . But I had an add from somebody I hadn't even matched with.. I mean if I didn't like you on the app, I won't like you on here either . First selfie he sent he had his arm behind his head and just the corner of his forehead so I asked for a normal one.. he then sent one doing the peace sign, eyes shut and pouting . He was swiftly deleted .

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

My next door neighbour has just hung a load of washing out - those disgusting rugs that go round the toilet!!! ICKKKK

 

[xyzcba]

Please tell me if my bumble screenshots are annoying….
This was just one profile.
1) having a “spicy side”
2) the mention of kink
3) thigh high socks (edit. I don’t have a problem with the socks… it just adds to the sleaziness of the profile)

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New Ick unlocked : Any man that uses "penchant" ...

(also, please continue sharing, I personally find them highly amusing)

 

[Hurrah54]

Guys on electric scooters who think they're the shit.
I see the same person on my way to work every now and then and he weaves along the path for no reason and ducks under low branches. I just find it really lame and annoying because you can tell he thinks he looks really good

 

[LucyEyelesbarrow]

The socks and sandals conundrum is so simple, too:

If its warm enough for sandals, it's too warm for socks
If it's too chilly to be without socks, it's not warm enough for sandals.

 

[rebeccasaurus]

People who obnoxiously laugh at their phone, and look around waiting for someone to ask what they’re laughing at.

 

[mozzarellagirl]

When a man lies down and poses awkwardly in front of people for a group photo

omg he's always the one that thinks he's funny. look at me LAYING DOWN when everyone else .??? is standing !!! HAHA boom boom

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Bet it’s a choad.

 

[265]

People who mismatch their sportswear, saw this girl yesterday, Puma Crop top with Adidas shorts.

 

[candyland_]

When my ex used to make a big song and dance about wearing his ‘compression leggings’ for a run. Just put on your trainers and fuck off.
They couldn’t just be normal trainers though. They had to be specially fitted and made to fit him perfectly