"The Ick" #4

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it’s not been changed?!

it’s not been changed?!

The phrase “I have my tit together”.

Edit. Sorry, bit of a strange comment to leave after the comment above mine mentions constipation 😂 it wasn’t intentional
 
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1001 others

1001 others

Unkempt - messy or dirty in anyway (including un-ironed shirts, pilly jumpers, stained clothing ...)

Drive funny little cars (especially if they have 'turbo' or 'sports' painted on the side) [Minis excluded]
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Shoelaces that should've been binned ages ago (frayed at the ends, tied in knots at the middle, holding them together)

Accountants
 
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wordzalad

wordzalad

Omg so my mate had a date with this guy and when his dessert came he… wiggled in his seat, clapped and went “yummy yummy” 😭. I’d have left
 
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holliebollie

holliebollie

My friend recently went on a daytime coffee date with someone she met on Facebook dating (I mean, you’re asking for weirdos on that). She texted him after saying he was a nice guy but not for her, thanks bla bla. He went crazy, saying couldn’t she have waited until after Christmas to hurt him 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mental. I told her, I could tell he was crazy by his double camo in his Instagram pics we stalked.
 
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whatktdid

whatktdid

Pink blancmange said:
My ex has brown bath flannels. Like actual tit brown. Nothing else in the bathroom was that colour so I really don't know what possessed him to go and actually spend his money on those. Gross.
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You've reminded me of my ick: someone in my boyfriend's flat (of 3 guys) has two threadbare brown bath towels they keep on the only towel rails in the bathroom.

There's no hand towel, so I just dry my hands on my trousers because when I say threadbare, there are sections you could actually look straight through 😥

Haven't been able to bring myself to ask myself whose they are cause I'll never be able to look at them the same again
 
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MollyMalone

MollyMalone

I have so many icks it's a wonder I've ever been in a relationship at all. But anyways... here is a random selection that come to mind.

Men with long hair
Anyone who uses the words "doggo" or "kiddo"
Men wearing glasses
Men who are bad at parking
Conor McGregor fans
Gamers
Men who act as if liking Peaky Blinders is a personality trait
Men who are fans of Musicals
 
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Sominxo

Sominxo

MollyMalone said:
I have so many icks it's a wonder I've ever been in a relationship at all. But anyways... here is a random selection that come to mind.

Men with long hair
Anyone who uses the words "doggo" or "kiddo"
Men wearing glasses
Men who are bad at parking
Conor McGregor fans
Gamers
Men who act as if liking Peaky Blinders is a personality trait
Men who are fans of Musicals
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You’ve basically just described Irish men 🤣🤣
 
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Al Fresco

Al Fresco

Long fingernails
Thin lips
Suit shoes with jeans
Hands in pockets wearing a suit
Too much aftershave
Noisy eaters
Generally lazy
Crude “banter” (hate that word)
Contradict every single thing you say
 
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