"The Ick" #4
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Just spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.
You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.
Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.
You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.
Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.
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Oh yes I agree with all of these. That club thumb thing can be caused by continuous thumb sucking as a child - it can stop proper development of the bones!Things that have given me the ick in the past from various people
* calling his stomach his tummy
* picking up people’s old Tesco receipts from the floor or self service & taking them to the customer service desk to get the missed points on his Tesco clubcard
* threadbare underwear
* putting ketchup in spaghetti bolognaise
* saying I love you by texting ILY
* club thumb ( Google it)
Jesus christ these are awful. Makes me very glad I'm not singleJust spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.
You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.
Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.
Things that give me the ick;
Being tight with money
Too small in the trouser department
Doesn’t eat vegetables
Acts like a baby
Slumps head on my shoulder
Bad or uneven teeth
Dirty fingernails
Being tight with money
Too small in the trouser department
Doesn’t eat vegetables
Acts like a baby
Slumps head on my shoulder
Bad or uneven teeth
Dirty fingernails
The “And Yes..” in all of those bios has given me the ick 
wait wait is the second guy saying one of his cats is wearing a toupee that he MADE out of the other cat’s fur?! why is this information just casually out there on his tinder bio?!Just spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.
You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.
Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.
Wish I screenshotted the picture of the cat now
He’d literally just dumped a load of shedded fur from one cat and put it on the other’s head. Strange guy.
Please find the picture of the cat wearing a toupee!Just spent the past 5, yes 5, minutes swiping tinder. Literally every single bio gave me the ick of some sort.
You own a car, house and have a job? Congratulations me too, that’s literally the bare minimum
You have tattoos and piercings? Congratulations me too and about 100,000 others.
You enjoy holidays? Yep, so does everyone I’ve ever met.
Please someone tell me if I’m being harsh here. But do these bios make anyone else feel ‘icky’ there’s just no uniqueness anymore.
Breath that smells like tit. Not just bad, but Actual tit 
that may actually be a medical problem 
that may actually be a medical problem I had a friend who had proper tit breath. If I gave her a lift anywhere I’d have to open the car window
That sounds terrible. I’ve never come across that in my life. Definitely a medical problem, I’d think.
The smell of actualI had a friend who had proper tit breath. If I gave her a lift anywhere I’d have to open the car window
? I smelt it on a man for the first time recently. I thought he had initially farted but then realised it was coming from his mouth
Yes like very strong constipated tit.The smell of actual
I wonder if when someone is so backed up the smell heads north instead of south?
Sounds like a cavity to me. Needs a dental checkup. Or very dehydrated.The smell of actual
I think it might be coffee breath you’re all referring to. It’s awful — my HS teacher used to have it. I saw him a couple of years ago and ran because all I could remember about him was the stench 
Any man that calls himself "single dad" to his cats? Instant ick!!
If a guy messages "haha" frequently and uses too many emojis
I'm off
I stopped talking to a guy because he kept using
and 
I'm off
I stopped talking to a guy because he kept using
and Possibly....either that or a bad case of halitosis
The man in question wasn’t a coffee drinkerI think it might be coffee breath you’re all referring to. It’s awful — my HS teacher used to have it. I saw him a couple of years ago and ran because all I could remember about him was the stench
tit flicker shoes… (those smart pointy shoes) 
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