"The Ick" #4

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I just swiped by someone on Tinder who's bio only said 'my daughter is my world' and all his photos were of him and his baby.
They're looking to date you, not your kid. Weirdo.
To me that screams drama with the mother and will happily not drop seeing his kid if he’s getting a bag.
 
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Men basting their lips in vaseline
Okay, I know it’s a bit of a Sophie’s choice, but are men with dry, crusty lips any better?

Let’s just all agree all men who are too much into themselves and think they are cooler than they actually are give us the ick.
 
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This guy 100% set up a self timer for his photos. There was 2 more that looked self timed. One with a cocktail shaker in his hand staring wistfully ahead and another where he’s looking at the camera and asking the shaker. 🥴

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This guy 100% set up a self timer for his photos. There was 2 more that looked self timed. One with a cocktail shaker in his hand staring wistfully ahead and another where he’s looking at the camera and asking the shaker. 🥴

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What is he even doing in that picture? He is holding a spirit level against a raised border which will surely be plumb vertical. And he has no tools nearby, not even a pencil.

I'm going to stop looking now because I'm overthinking.
 
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Okay, I know it’s a bit of a Sophie’s choice, but are men with dry, crusty lips any better?

Let’s just all agree all men who are too much into themselves and think they are cooler than they actually are give us the ick.
Oh absolutely not. I'm talking about watching them smear balm around their lips about 10 times
 
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Bit of a weird one…

When you’re reading something actually funny online (Facebook argument or Twitter thread) and a guy replies to a comment saying “you sir win the internet today”.

I don’t know why but it makes me cringe so bad🤣🤣🤣 like yeah it’s a funny comment but how can someone “win” the internet. Don’t kill the joke pls just laugh and move on.
 
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Things that have given me the ick in the past from various people

* calling his stomach his tummy
* picking up people’s old Tesco receipts from the floor or self service & taking them to the customer service desk to get the missed points on his Tesco clubcard 😂🙈
* threadbare underwear
* putting ketchup in spaghetti bolognaise
* saying I love you by texting ILY
* club thumb ( Google it) 😆
 
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* picking up people’s old Tesco receipts from the floor or self service & taking them to the customer service desk to get the missed points on his Tesco clubcard 😂🙈
What the actual hell hahahahhaahahaha. I have one myself but the thought of a guy using a nectar/sparks/clubcard has just given me the ick after you saying that
 
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First time messaging he kept saying he was very sexual then sent a pic of him in bed bare chested , too much too soon....ick
 
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Bit of a weird one…

When you’re reading something actually funny online (Facebook argument or Twitter thread) and a guy replies to a comment saying “you sir win the internet today”.

I don’t know why but it makes me cringe so bad🤣🤣🤣 like yeah it’s a funny comment but how can someone “win” the internet. Don’t kill the joke pls just laugh and move on.
It's on the same wavelength as "you must be fun at parties" 😆
 
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To be fair, you got off quite lightly!
From what I'm reading here you're right 😆
Last time I was dating you actually met someone in a pub, club here I am 33 years later online dating, I foolishly thought men my own age would be a bit more mature & less icky
As for the 25 year old who messaged me saying he'd never dated an older woman & would like to give it a try....🙄 no thank you matey I've got a son older than you
 
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He’s made a new profile!! 😂🙈
Do we believe he’s booked two luxury lodges?!

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Resorting to bribes now 🥕

Calling radio stations for shoutouts.
Arrogant parking.
Laces tied really tight so they don’t lie flat 😩

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Seen a guy in the gym before with a large, single diamanté earring.

A gym-related ick is when men go round all the weight machines like they’re a circuit and haven’t got a clue what they’re doing.
 
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