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Another one added to the list, personalised number plates 🤢🤮
My recent ex had a car with his and his ex wife’s initials eg. 123 DAS (Dave and Anita Smith- their names were actually both worse than that!)… cringe. They’d split up two years before I met him, get rid!
 
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Oh my word. Remember the trend of family members dressing up as Victorians and sitting together in a Victorian living room and you’d have your photo taken? It would be in black and white, too.
I’ve just seen one on a hinge profile. Crying 😂😂😂
 
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Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
 
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Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
Maybe he was trying to be your white knight on a steed. At least he didn't turn up in a suit of armour.
 
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Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
He might have been a country squire, but he sounds more like a bleep ry squire.
 
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Had a date few months ago , we arranged to meet at a country pub midway to where we both lived. I arrived 20 minutes early so I could sit outside and wait rather than turn up looking for him.

Then he turned up on a horse!!! Jumped off greeted me as he recognised me from my picture , his hair had grown at least 4 inches in length since the picture he had sent me. Then managed to down 3 pints in an hour. I made lame excuses and left saying I wasn't really up for eating a lunch!!

WTF.. who turns up to date on a bleeping horse !!!
But if you weren’t early.. what was his plan? To wait on his horse for you? Or park up his horse and then at the end of the date be like “yeah, this is my ride home”?!
 
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I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
Why dont you like it?
 
I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
This is partly why I don't like lily Allen. That's all she used to do in every photo. 😩 I can't explain why it feels so irritating and stupid to me.
 
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I hate the tongue thing too. It really squicks me out. Why do people (mostly women) do it?
 
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supposedly slims your face… got told this as a teenager and I’ve done it ever since 😅
 
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I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
I'm a straight man and I actually rather like that a lot of the time!
 
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I'm attracted to men but I've never seen a man do this...
I get the major ick when women smile with their tongue poking out from behind their teeth (example in pic of you can bare to look) Put it away ya dirty get!
I know a guy that does this and to make it worse, he only started doing it after he started seeing a girl that did it... 🤢🤢
 
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I once got asked to go horse riding for a first date by I bloke on POF. Initially I was game for it - bonus points for originality I felt. But due to my unhealthy interest in serial killer documentaries I felt it would be a long time before my body was found in the Essex wilderness if things had gone wrong. I feel it was a good call.

I think I would have mixed feelings if a man turned up on a horse but I do love a touch of eccentricity so 🤷
 
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When men with beards have them poking out the bottom of a face mask :ROFLMAO:
 
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I saw a bloke in the supermarket with a big ginger beard and a tartan mask. He looked like a Jimmy Hat. I may have laughed out loud.
 
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