"The Ick" #4

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It must be a man thing? My husband also does this, he won't eat bread that has been in the freezer and he doesn't like the idea of warming his tea up in the microwave 🤦🏼‍♀️ so I have to cook when he's home from work which frankly is a pain in the a!! It doesn't give me the ick but it does make me want to slap him around the head and tell him to grow up 😂😂
 
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It's def a man thing (or a man-child thing anyway). A friend of mine lived in Australia for years and she said her bf and his mates would throw away an unopened can of lager if it warmed up and would never contemplate putting it back in the fridge.
 
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I’m reading a doc someone @ work produced & noticed he uses a circles where there should be a dot 🤮🤮🤮
 
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I used to go out with a woman who played a lot of DOTA, a videogame designed for ritalin-infused 12 year olds. This was icky.
She was 30 at the time and used to smack-talk a lot. This was ickier.
Her insult of choice was "stinky b". For some reason this was The Ickiest.
Omg this cracked me up 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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Another one about the guy I'm seeing (I do like him lol).. he doesn't take his coat off! It's a Patagonia puffer jacket. He wears it when he gets in from work, sits and eats dinner in it, laid on the sofa in it last night 😂:unsure: Stop it. Definitely getting his moneys worth 😂
 
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Another one about the guy I'm seeing (I do like him lol).. he doesn't take his coat off! It's a Patagonia puffer jacket. He wears it when he gets in from work, sits and eats dinner in it, laid on the sofa in it last night 😂:unsure: Stop it. Definitely getting his moneys worth 😂
My boyfriend does this too:LOL: though he doesn't wear a puffer jacket,he has a very thin light jacket so it's more to his body I supposed. But he can sometimes wear it from when he puts it on to go out in the morning to the point where he is getting undressed to go to bed! If he gets hot he does take it off and he doesn't always eat in it but he definitely has done. I find it weird that he could stay in his clothes until he gets into bed, whereas for me when I get home I'm half naked as soon as I get through the door if I have nowhere else to go 😂
 
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I know I’m a fool and I’m no oil painting so shouldn’t be fussy but here are a few:

A fella I was seeing sent me a selfie of him posing in a charcoal face mask - put me right off.
Another fella asked me every 5 seconds while we were at if I was ok 🤢
I have a friend who coughs all the time, he doesn’t have any chest problems or anything. It just seems like a habit 😔
Men wearing a bag with both straps on the shoulders, you are not at school anymore!
My friends boyfriend is mid 30s and doesn’t drive but he just got a moped - he has to go round with his L plates on - No thank you
 
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I know I’m a fool and I’m no oil painting so shouldn’t be fussy but here are a few:

A fella I was seeing sent me a selfie of him posing in a charcoal face mask - put me right off.
Another fella asked me every 5 seconds while we were at if I was ok 🤢
I have a friend who coughs all the time, he doesn’t have any chest problems or anything. It just seems like a habit 😔
Men wearing a bag with both straps on the shoulders, you are not at school anymore!
My friends boyfriend is mid 30s and doesn’t drive but he just got a moped - he has to go round with his L plates on - No thank you
I am laughing so hard at the moped with the L plates 😂😂😂😂😂
 
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I am laughing so hard at the moped with the L plates 😂😂😂😂😂
Sent us a photo of him on the moped with said L plates, with his helmet and hi-vis on. The whole picture was an ick to be honest. I get they were needed for safety but no thanks. If it was a motorbike then maybe wouldn’t be so bad but not feet tucked in on his wee scooter 😂
 
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Men who aggressively and repeatedly jab at the train door button before it’s lit up/beeping… calm down David you’re not going to miss the train
 
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When my partner used to book bowling for a date he used to use celebrity names instead of our own. Honestly made me cringe walking into the bowling alley and realising he’d done it:sick:
 
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Which celebs?
God I’m so embarrassed. Chris Hemsworth and Eva Mendes. I once said I thought Chris Hemsworth was good looking hence he decided he was him and Eva Mendes just can’t be explained but I look nothing like her.
It was even worse because I got a few strikes in a row so he put a picture of the screen on Facebook so it sometimes comes up on memories and I die all over again
 
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Men who refuse to get a basket when they go to the supermarket and instead carry everything in the most calamitous fashion.

I just came back from the shop 😂
 
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When my partner used to book bowling for a date he used to use celebrity names instead of our own. Honestly made me cringe walking into the bowling alley and realising he’d done it:sick:
Fair dos though, it is quite creative! (I’d never think to do that, but there again I hate bowling!)
 
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