“The Ick” #3

[it’s not been changed?!]

Never mind the trainers.. what’s that goulish looking hand on the woman next to him? Salad Fingers.

 

[Kat5998]

Everything about Olly Murs gives me the ick

 

[Pinkii]

frugal/stingy guys

once double dated with my husband (bf at the time), his mate and his girlf and we went cinema, my Husband went and got our tickets and i got snacks,

his mate was getting the tickets for him his girlf, and he was like ‘oh it will £6.70 for yours and you still owe me for the car park and your extra drink at the meal so call it an even £10..i found him sooo ick at that moment,

i don’t expect guys to pay but to be so frugal and count every single time penny like that is a huge turn off

 

[Inforapenny]

No woman in the history of time has ever thought phwoar a man with a goatee. I find it so offensive and creepy. My friend calls it fanny fluff

 

[Blue pumpkin]

I've added a picture to explain but those neanderthal tough man types who hold cutlery in fisted hands and eat the whole meal with their hands like this. It's off the ick scale. It's food, just relax you insecure prick.

 

[petitspois]

I was chatting to a Dad outside school once and he actually had a white (actually tinged green) spot than had slowly burst and was actually just a splat of pus on his face. I am shocking with stuff like that and actually retched in his face.

 

[Jaxsacoont]

This one time... at band camp......I went back with a girl, and let's just say I almost died when I heard this horrible slapping noise on the floor when she started to undress. What I thought were super hot DDs were infact what looked like chicken fillets falling on the floor.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men whose bios say they are looking for someone to go on adventures with. I don’t know why I don’t like going adventures. I’m a miserable cow.

 

[37BBL]

Pre husband i went on a date with a guy and he had a little coin purse

 

[Taythomlau]

I had an ick this weekend and thought of this thread, need to share. Was in a bar watching live music and the guy sat next to me kept getting his hands ready to clap towards end of each song... Like rubbing his hands together slowly. For some songs he started to clap early, then stopped, then when the song actually finished he clapped. It gave me the ick hahaha

 

[37BBL]

Blokes who have a pencil case at work

 

[37BBL]

I don't know why this gives me the ice, but blokes who bring left overs to work in a little tupperware and then reheat it and sit eating it at their desk. Massive ick just seeing them getting it out the microwave and sitting down to eat it

 

[Sheeeet]

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His nipple peeking out from the tattoos like a batman mask is killing me

 

[leigh213]

Gamers. I know other women who game who get pissed at me for this, but I feel what I feel. I'm biased because I'm divorced from a gaming addict.

If I see a guy even remotely putting out vibes that he spends a lot of time gaming to the point he has a headset or special monitor for it, I'm gone LIKE THE WIND.

Besides hygiene and some of the other vile stuff mentioned here, this one's at the top for me. I don't think anybody wants to feel second to something like that, and it really does become all-consuming for many adult men even though they insist it's "just a hobby".

My Dad has been doing a little food delivery on the side and has a tale of this guy he brings food to, sometimes multiple times on the same weekend, and the guy answers the door with a headset on, the same clothes, unbathed and unkempt and his apartment is all dark with blackout curtains. And my Dad told me right away " I bet your ex is about to turn out like this guy" and we both agreed it was just appalling how someone could do that, and just dwindle their life away winning fake badges.

Oh my, I've really let fly tonight. Sorry all

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

oh yeah, not sure what my face was giving away for sure.....

The worst bit is putting your hand around the base ready to go at it and realising...it's all base.

 

[rosemarina]

Men who say "cool beans".

 

[swimming]

I’ve thought of one from a long time ago…. Men who can’t decide anything.
“Where we going tonight?”
….”don’t mind. Up to you”

“what do you fancy for dinner? *gives options*”
“….don’t mind whatever you want”

just fucking make a decision you wet wipe. Be forthcoming. It’s so unattractive imo

 

[Daisymai]

Went into town yesterday and discovered a new ick.
Men who strut about town having ‘serious’ business talks on hands free devices. ‘Yea yea we just need to get it done Phil’

No

 

[no-no]

Pear shaped men usually have hands like this as well, instant ick they’re like kids hands, no definition

 

[babynice]

I was seeing a guy for almost the last three months. A couple of weeks ago he let his beard grow so long that all the hair was covering his mouth. We went to beach and got ice cream. All the ice cream got stuck in his moustache. I instantly got the ick! I had to end it a few days ago.