“The Ick” #3

[StrawberryCream]

I’m sitting in McDonald’s right now and there’s a man (late 20s I’d say) sitting on his own eating a chicken nugget happy meal and he actually opened the toy as well ick ick ick

 

[watermelon sugar]

My fella has a dart board in the kitchen and sometimes he plays with the door shut and I can hear him go ‘oooooooone hunnnnndreeed andddd eeeeeeeigghttty’ and my fairy shrivels up

 

[StormSolitaire]

I can’t believe there is so much ick in our lives that it merits a third thread ok I’ll contribute one more. Ex used to say ‘candle harbour’ for candelabra and he genuinely thought comeuppance was cuntuppance as ‘you get revenge on a cunt’.

 

[Emerald37]

I split the bill with a bloke I met for a first date. I was happy to but I had 1 extra drink and he took that amount off his 50%.


Never went out with him again

 

[Bobbiewilson]

I once went on a date and when we were sat in the restaurant looking at the menu he decided it was too expensive and made us leave

 

[indigomoon]

I once made a sharp exit on a date with a guy who within 10 mins of the date took his dental plate out and licked it.
Barf.

 

[JellyWobbles]

The leaked video of matt Hancock

 

[jawidjanqndn]

If I don’t reply for 5 mins this guy sends me a seperate ‘x’ to get my attention!!! I have the major ick our entire message history is
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If I don’t reply for 5 mins this guy sends me a seperate ‘x’ to get my attention!!! I have the major ick our entire message history is
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Not to mention he is so boring. I asked if he drove and he said he has friends & family to drive him around, asked if he had a job he said he cba for one anyone else think it’s so unattractive when a boy has no goals in life?!

 

[WilmaHun]

My boyfriend must have been seriously bored when I went to sleep yesterday cos he's put an insta story up of some biscuits and said they're in his top 3. Proper ick from that. Noone cares about your biscuits dickhead

 

[swimming]

How could I forget this one. Years ago a boyfriend I was in a long term with just one day came out with “mmmm, Mummy” as he had his head on my boobs after sex.
My vagina practically turned inside out and sewed itself up.

I didn’t end it on that alone. I never mentioned it, I was too shocked. But it definitely changed things. I still shudder now thinking about it

edit: maybe it had something to do with the fact he slept in bed with his own mum until he was 12. Probably had bitty off her.

 

[Kirstyroo]

On our second date, my boyfriend had to dash for his train home and was wearing smart shoes. He ran really fast to the station and I could just hear the clicking of his little Clarks on the pavement. If I think about it too much now I shudder.

 

[Pink blancmange]

Once had a potential fuck buddy come over, we were at mine having a couple of drinks first, then he took my hand and really softly said "shall we go through?" (To the bedroom) He was there to f*ck my brains out, not make love to me. We didn't go through, he was sent home

 

[cabbageandbeans]

This may not be popular. People who allow their dogs to lick them in the face, on the mouth. ICK!!!

Experienced that this morning on my stroll round the neighborhood. A neighbor walking her little dog, dog poops, of course smells it and checks it out as dogs do, she cleans it up, I stop to say good morning and she picks that dog up and he starts licking her face.

 

[Mimble]

Went shopping together in Sainsbury's and hearing fella say 'cream' with a blocked up nose

Cwreambh


I am appalled at my own shallowness

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

That sounds like the profile was written by a teenage boy and not a 47 year old. I’m 36 and I don’t want to borrow your hoody because I’m not a 14 year old girl. Ffs.

 

[StormSolitaire]

Ick music videos and TV anyone?

Robbie Williams and Nicole Kidman in Somethin Stupid. Especially that scene where she’s wearing a heart over her privates and I think there’s a whip in one scene
Cilla Black at that royal variety show about 20 years ago where she had a flashing heart down there
Deirdre shagging Dev in Corrie and that picture you always see of them in a post coital glow and poor Dev’s face looking traumatised

 

[Detailing101]

This thread is amazing

I had a PT, he was bloody gorgeous, classic love story. I fucked him. After a few months of hitting it off...
Anyway after a good solid 8/10 effort he decided to put something on to go and make some drinks and low and behold he decided to put his grannies lilac night dress on... (he was living with her in London) I was outta there at 2am half dressed scrabbling for an Uber.

 

[Inforapenny]

Probably been mentioned but instant ick when a guy describes himself as "one of the good guys" or a "gentleman"
Instant creep vibes and you just know they're a porn addict.

 

[no-no]

men who don’t consume fruit and veg but live on energy drinks and shit food.. it makes me feel ill at the thought of going down on them (sorry)

Men who drink energy drinks full stop. Just seen a bloke with a can of monster and it made me He looked like Minty off Eastenders but the can didn’t help, probably got a Rustlers or Pot Noodle for breakfast.

 

[Gloria Rostron]

Men who spit phlegm on the floor.