“The Ick” #3

[lurkingaround123]

Once i was on a date with a guy and he opened his instagram to show me something and the first picture that came up on his home screen was some bikini photoshoot thing with three girls off an insta account called something like hot babes daily.

I never spoke to him again after that date because it just cringed me so bad. Imagining him sat on Instagram searching for that account and following it thinking 'oooh yes I want to see hot babes daily'

 

[Inforapenny]

I've been reminiscing about all the icks I've experienced. This one is gross so I warn you.
Years ago I was dating a pretty hot guy who wanted to be an actor (he had no acting experience or skills but probably liked the idea of being a celebrity ..total ick in itself). When we used to shag, just before he would cum he would pull out and catch it in his hands and run to the bathroom and get rid of said bodily fluid. The first time I was like wtf and he told me his ex insisted he do this. After a few times I was like nah I just can't.
Another guy who i dated was a major ick in himself, I was in a crappy place and he was this awful older guy, Peter Pan esque type guy who thought he was really cool but would only date much younger women. I slept with him once and never again. Even before there was foreplay he was like I have a present for you.....and he produced a vibrator. Lazy twat.
He would also boast about his achievements and money and show off about his hot tub and invite me over to sit in it....he'd message out of the blue saying he'd love to see me in my bikini in his tub. Gross. His Facebook profile pic was him playing air guitar.

 

[Kmacg]

At 14 i went to my friends house after school and her dad had broken his arm. Hes sitting in the living room as we walk through he sighs 'i wish my cock was this hard' while looking at his cast. My poor friend wanted the ground to open up. I still think about that alot

 

[Blue pumpkin]

Men in dressing gowns

When they start picking at their teeth after food

When they try and do that silent burp thing where their cheeks fill with air and then they exhale all over you

 

[klarakluckbag]

I took my car into my local garage last week. There's a guy who has worked there for years, I've had a mild crush on him for as long as I can remember (My husband just laughs, and says that if he can get away with charging me £150 for a "full service", then fair play to him! )
Anyway, I went to pick my car up. I fluffed up my hair, stood up straight to perk up my (meagre at best) cleavage, and strutted into the office to get my keys and pay the guy. He came out with a beaming smile, (which makes a change, he's usually a miserable git) and I saw his new, dreadful haircut. He's far too old for it, and it doesn't suit him at all, it makes him look like a football yob. I've gone right off him now, a decade-long crush, just disintegrated in one instant "ick" moment. It took all of my willpower not to mention it, it's just so horrid!! I don't suppose he gives a toss about what I think, but I'm most disappointed!

 

[babynice]

That made me shudder

That’s just the tip of the ice burg!

He let his hair grow way too long as well and his side burns were beginning to curl upwards.

All the carpet in his bedroom was covered in the fluff that comes off sweatpants. It was literally there for a week. He didn’t want to clean it until all the fluff had come off his new sweatpants I told him to clean it. Next time I was in his room it was gone. I assumed he had hoovered it but he told me that he got duct tape and stuck it on the floor to gather up the fluff. All I could imagine was him crawling on all floors sticking tape to the carpet!

 

[CherryAcid]

When men have those wallets with a little change pocket in it and they go picking through it with finger and thumb

My dad has one of those leather coin purses, i laugh my head off each time he gets it out.

ETA: I just remembered something!! An old friend of mine's dad used to give me the serious ick. We no longer speak(not because of her dad lol) but I went to college with her and her dad lived in a flat. Sometimes we go over to drop something off for him or what not. He was always friendly but I never felt weird. She told me after a few times of meeting him that he just thought I was amazing and so pretty(im really not anything special) and that he began making sketches of me. One night he had gone away and he had let us stay over, so we drinking she got his sketch book out. Inside there was like 15 pencil sketches of me in really suggestive poses and underwear/topless and stuff. I was so grossed out but my friend thought it was hilarious and said that her dad had a crush on me. I was just turned 18.

 

[mindlessness]

This thread is marvellous and you all have me laughing and gagging alternately.

One of my icks is weak chins/jawlines. You know when the face sort of just fades in to the neck?

 

[Facehugger]

I always thought he was gay.

Sweaty men who walk around in public with no tops in.

And chalk white, skinny, 7 stone wet through weedy lads who walk about in public with no top on looking like they're carrying invisible carpets & thinking they're god's gift

 

[whisperchat]

Men who generallly look like this with the over plucked eyebrows. They’re usually called Darren and listen to base hunter.. I can’t cope. They think they’re gods gift to women too.

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Matched with a chap on bumble after I only looked at his first 2 photos. Looked at them all now we have matched and he’s wearing Homer Simpson shaped slippers. My vag just curled up on itself.

 

[User name taken]

I saw a video on tik tok earlier (I can't find it now) and the ick was men who wear nothing but a t Shirt, all flaccid and hanging down walking around like Winnie the pooh.

 

[babynice]

The last guy I was seeing would make this quiet “hhmmm” noise every time he went to hold my hand, kiss me or try to sleep with me. I stopped seeing him last week, I can still hear it in my head.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Lads who wear zip up trackie hoodies but stop the zip at their chest and they've not got a top on underneath i was waiting at the bus stop yesterday and this bloke walked past in a green Adidas trackie and his chest was on show. To top it off he winked at me. I nearly threw up

 

[mindlessness]

Another ick:

Men who judge your taste in books/music/film/TV. Often coupled with a belief that their taste is far better than yours and that you must be dumb to like certain things

 

[Curly Top]

I meant the second condom lol

I thought you meant the other testicle

 

[LunaLovegood]

Bourbons!

Fucking bourbons! Jesus Christ what a boring bastard

 

[holliebollie]

I got the ick once with a really lovely bf… who is now affectionately known as Toblerone Tits. He got on top and they were literally DANGLING. He probably wondered why I was so keen to do all the work after that

 

[petitspois]

Guys a bit off topic but do u think someone’s name is a big deal?

and if someone has a child with a dodgy name I just can't get past it. One guy I met had an Aaaliyah-Mae and a Rylan. RUUUUUUN

 

[babynice]

Just went on a other tinder date. The guy was eating a cookie and breaking it up into pieces. While he was eating the pieces he was sticking his index finger and his thumb fully into his mouth every time. Then he started doing the same thing with the crumbs. I’m going to be single forever