A man I was on a date with started to drink his cocktail with the wee stirrer still in, it poked him in the eye and I laughed it off, he then rushed to the toilet to check his eye was still in tact.
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I was on a first date on the way home and a song came on the radio and he screams awwwwh tune and pulls over to Shazam the song 
People who have to scrape every single last bif off food of their plate, for what feels like an hour 'scrape scrape scrape' I think you've finished eating, that's the sodding pattern on the plate. Less an ick and more gives me the rage
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A colleague coming back from his lunch run today with a mcdonalds happy meal
I’m like this when people scrape yoghurt pots like it’s crack or something
Range Rover Evoques
One of the women at my job drives one of these. Its way too big for her and she cant park it in a single space. We all dislike her parking beside us.
Men paying with their Apple Watch
Anyone paying with a phone, it’s supposed to be more convenient. Instead it takes an age of them sodding about pressing their phone & swiping. Bring out cash or a card you fools
People recording themselves singing a power ballad in their bathroom for the acoustics as if they are going to get a record deal from it 
Couples who go out running together...and the man always has to be running slightly ahead of the woman
Pyjamas and dressing gowns in supermarkets is bad enough, but when it’s a man? NOPE. A bloke in tartan pjs and a navy dressing gown cutting about in our local co-op. I think the duck not hun.
Watching tv with my husband and he’s giggling the whole way through. I can’t even hear what’s being said because of his wee giggles. 
“Jiggery Pokery”
A grown man said this in work today. Shrivel
A grown man said this in work today. Shrivel
My ex once called sex "dibbery doobery" to add to the ick pile I had against him. If only I had listened to my instinct in those first few weeks! 
A colleague who is wearing crocs with a suit because he's hurt his little toe, and they have two croc charms - a guitar and football
Hello, HR? I'd like to file a complaint.
I saw a woman wearing slobby pyjamas and her dressing gown in Waitrose today.
Waitrose!
Society really has gone to the dogs.
someone posted a comment on spotify under a "what did you do yesterday" episode congratulating them on their Charlie Binghams advert