City guys walking around with their fold up bikes massively gives me the ick and also guys with carrier bags (Sainsbury’s specifically) - it’s completely irrational but it physically makes me shudder
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When you see men wearing bright white trainers on holiday and it’s obvious they bought them especially for that trip.
Or maybe they are fake and he bought them on holiday
Can I just say people singing? My husband sings along to music in the house/in the car, and clearly thinks he has a half decent voice but he doesn’t. I hate to ruin his enjoyment of things but I wish I could listen to a song and not him bellowing over the top of it.
Also my teenage nephew is in a band and I know for a fact my SIL is going to want the entire family to see him play (like he’s going to get signed soon despite being in year 9) and I don’t know how I’m going to get away with not going. Standing there clenching my a with the cringe and having to say how amazing these little bumfluff chinned kids are
Also my teenage nephew is in a band and I know for a fact my SIL is going to want the entire family to see him play (like he’s going to get signed soon despite being in year 9) and I don’t know how I’m going to get away with not going. Standing there clenching my a with the cringe and having to say how amazing these little bumfluff chinned kids are
My husband has taken delivery of a giant fleece-lined blanket to use when he's lounging on the sofa. It's just as well I love him.
Seeing someone wash up with the office sponge.
It's 15 degrees. Put your bleeping tshirt on you twit. No one wants to see it.
A friend of a friend worked in an office. One day the girls in the office were peering out of the window taking the piss out of this guy who, for ages had traipsed by regularly, always carrying a supermarket bag. I think he lived nearby. One of them said, much to the amusement of the others: I wonder what he has in his little carrier bag. And when friend of a friend went over to see who they were all giggling about, she was horrified to see it was her latest beau, who she was apparently really taken with at the time.
Never did hear the next episode to know whether this was enough of an ick to put her off permanently - it certainly would've put me off!
Men in the gym. One grunting and groaning really loudly then pacing up and down eye duck!ng himself in various mirrors. I went upstairs out of his way only to find 3 lads in the free weight section with their tops off, in front of the mirrors, watching themselves working out.
Haha that reminds me when the English were celebrating Spain beating Argentina in the World Cup and putting "Viva Espanol"
The ones at mine strut around the pool like bantam hens, guts hanging out, never touching water, just to eye themselves in the mirror, flick their nipples and bellow about how they saw on TikTok that they can hack the sauna to make it hotter.
This reminds me of an ex who used to describe going to bed in his oodie type thing hugging a hot water bottle and feeling all toasty. I didn't love him so it just got added to an extremely long ick list, the major one being tight and obsessed with getting the cheapest deal. Eg. He had loads of savings and earned well but went back to eating the cheapest white sliced bread because he said wholemeal was getting so expensive.