The ICK #12

[Samf2020]

Due to circumstances, I had to get a cab home. Tempted to get out and walk in the rain as the driver is chewing gum like a cow, open mouth and the noise is making me sick.

 

[Captainmouse]

Oh definitely beards.

I mean I find it difficult eating spaghetti bolognaise without getting it over myself

There must be all sorts of crumbs sauce and other food items lurking even in short beards.

Actually facial hair of any description, if you blow your nose with a moustache god knows what's in it

I hate face fungus never attractive

 

[Sir Lancelot]

My husband does a thing.
The thing he does gives me the ick.

When a musician or actor he/we like dies, he essentially goes through their back catalogue for days.
He’s been wfh today and I’ve been off work sick; all I’ve heard all day is Sly and the Family Stone from I got up! Sly Stone died yesterday.

And don't tell us; he hadn't listened to him for ages before that?

 

[TooFarScone]

Ugh and jalapeño!

I'll have some Jallapeeeenos in my Fajeeetas please

And a few tor-tilla chips on the side

 

[melisnusty]

Men in jorts.

 

[KingOfLove]

A girl I went to school with is 36 and pregnant. Her 16 year old daughter is pregnant too but further along. So her grandchild is going to be older than her child.

Haha, my mum and her mum were pregnant at the same time, so I have an auntie the same age as me

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men wearing slipper boots.

 

[quinzel]

Property listing photos of the bathroom, with the toilet roll in view.

 

[Catfan2]

Watching 50 shades of grey. Never read the book. I’m finding it so cringy.

I couldn’t finish the book, it’s so badly written! Wouldn’t attempt the films either!

 

[qqwertyy]

Oh no I’m sorry! Well at least you know now

 

[Michi]

Anyone calling their mum an dad mama & papa.

So, all German speaking countries then

 

[Ivegone]

A guy at work was on a call, kept having to clear his throat/cough repeatedly and then told the customer he needed to go on mute so he could cough, I dunno why I’ve got the ick but I really have

Ours spend 10 minutes coughing and then they hand us their coughed on money

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

I’ve heard it mentioned on here but it’s happened! A man came into my workplace to do some work and slid past me, his bum level with my face about 3 feet away. I would have preferred he asked me to move and not slide in beside me but hey ho!
Then he slides back and I notice it - I can smell his bum
He had not washed or wiped properly and I could tell!

Obviously not using the down below fresheners they advertise! Yuckarama.

 

[Samf2020]

Pretending to work and looking out the window I see a family of 5 all walking. Mum is way ahead and others are struggling to keep up. Dad is carrying bags and daughter is way at the back huffing and puffing. No idea why but its given me an ick.

 

[Fledgling Psycho]

A man in a Fiat 500

A man in a VW Polo.

 

[DrNooo]

Harry from Love Island's hair where he has the smallest of mullets and the hair curls at the back of his neck. Or any man with that haircut actually.

 

[Mamacita]

I’m sure this must have been mentioned but saw a man (actually v nice looking!) wearing jeans and flip flops Fine if you’re popping out to the car. Not fine to be out in public. And not even slides, actual flip flops like the £1 Primark type. Grim

Not a fan of flip flops and sandals unless it's on holiday. The worst is seeing people wear them when it's cold and rainy outside. Why!

 

[Wolfshead]

The word jort

I've never heard it. What does it mean?

 

[Saudade]

Konstantin Kisin’s face.

 

[macwick]

A man in a VW Polo.

When I met him my husband drove a purple VW Polo...was hilarious seeing this 6ft3 bloke bumbling along in it.

I now have a Fiat 500 which he sometimes drives, again he looks ridiculous in it