The ICK #11

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Men who think that having a moustache makes them all whimsical and “tally ho old chap”.

And then they use wax to make the moustache curly at the ends.

And then they enter themselves into a moustache competition.
I'm sorry , and no offence to anyone, but regardless of age, size, race, attractiveness, personality, style whatever, having a moustache of any kind automatically makes you look like a n*nce. I despise them with a passion.
 
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Buskers, karaoke singers, pub singers, cocktail bar crooners, and people who think there’s any enjoyment to be found in those vocal gymnastics style of singing that became popular on tv talent shows.

also, people who do this absolutely basic, fool head dance to Proud Mary.
 
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When people call their 2 year old and up children their “babies”.
“Must go home to my babies.” And they are 4 and 6.
 
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Simon Thomas. Just had to turn off football as he’s presenting.
For some reason he used to pop up on my Instagram all the bloody time. He makes me ILL and I can’t put my finger on why. Smarmy weasel.
 
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People who do things like listen to The Archers as some sort of post modern ironic hipster affectation to drop into convo.
 
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On Etsy there is a lot of shops selling bras, lingerie, and general sleepwear. Often in the reviews/ratings section, there is men in their making lewd comments about the pieces and the women modelling them.
With bathing suits and bikinis too. There are comments saying how the bikini should have less fabric to better show off all the right places...
They act like it's a bleeping porn sight :sick:
 
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On Etsy there is a lot of shops selling bras, lingerie, and general sleepwear. Often in the reviews/ratings section, there is men in their making lewd comments about the pieces and the women modelling them.
With bathing suits and bikinis too. There are comments saying how the bikini should have less fabric to better show off all the right places...
They act like it's a bleeping porn sight :sick:
Grim.
 
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People that queue for costco. It doesn't open until 10. Standing outside it in a queue won't make it open any quicker 🤣
Brits bloody love a queue!
 
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People that queue for costco. It doesn't open until 10. Standing outside it in a queue won't make it open any quicker 🤣
Brits bloody love a queue!
Sunday trading is not new, and yet every Sunday whilst standing outside with trolleys, chatting awaiting opening for browsing, somebody will come up walk past and wonder why the auto doors don’t open. They will then make some comment about why are they not open, whilst standing right by the sign displaying opening times. They then look at watch/phone, huff and puff and storm off 🤷‍♀️
 
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I've a contractor at my house today laying the kitchen floor. He has knee pads on, steel toe cap boots, elbow pads, huge ear defenders and what looks like a JSP Force 8 Half Mask on. His knee pads are tapping away like high heels as he moves across the floor.

I'm all for PPE but this seems to be overkill for laying a kitchen floor. Everytime his knee pads tap on my flooring, my tina crawls up a little higher 🤢 it's going to be in my chest by 11 o'clock.
 
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Depends what he's doing, if he's tiling sounds reasonable. If he's rolling out lino, less so.
 
Tiling. Never seen anything like this guy. All the PPE on that Screwfix have to offer, but has had his a crack hanging out all day. Ick.
 
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People who do things like listen to The Archers as some sort of post modern ironic hipster affectation to drop into convo.
One time I went on a date with a guy who turned up in dungarees and started talking about The Archers 😂
 
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