The ICK #11

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If I’m ever so unwell or hungover than I can’t get out of bed for a shower in the morning, I’d need to strip the bed sheets after lying chafing away in it all day. I couldn’t get back into the same bed again that night 🤮
 
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People who've been in the UK for a few generations but call their nan Nonna.
 
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My brother is making my stomach turn when he eats.
He does this disgusting snorting/sniffing with each bite. He most definitely did not do this growing up, cant believe his partner is happy to eat with that vile noise all the time.
 
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When someone finds a comedian a particular comedian hilarious and you just....don't.
 
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People who recite long streams of dialogue from films, books and TV shows because they think it makes them look clever. That was my 16 year old schtick. People still laugh at me for it and you know what, they're right.
 
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A man today while I was trying to have a coffee in peace:

- shouting down his phone to a mechanic who clearly had the patience of a saint while in a busy coffee shop...
- about his electric car doors not working
- after he'd finished the call going back to working on his laptop and USING A MOUSE. He'd brought a mouse out with him. Use the trackpad please 🤢
 
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When someone finds a comedian a particular comedian hilarious and you just....don't.
My ex thought Mrs Brown's Boys was hilarious! I like stuff like League of Gentlemen & Nighty Night.
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I could never be with someone who liked wobbly head Michael McIntyre 😬
 
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I had an appointment to sell my car last night and the guy serving me kept moaning about how freezing he was, rubbing his hands together and blowing into them to try and get a heat as they were numb apparently. Severe ick 😫 his office wasn’t even cold, he’d been outside inspecting the car for all of three minutes.
 
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People using their whole hand to eat crisps. Your whole hand doesn't need to go into the packet 🤮
 
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My ex thought Mrs Brown's Boys was hilarious! I like stuff like League of Gentlemen & Nighty Night.
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I could never be with someone who liked wobbly head Michael McIntyre 😬
That is the biggest ick 🤮
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Grown men dressing like toddlers wearing duffle coats 🤮 you might as well get a string for your gloves
 
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That is the biggest ick 🤮
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Grown men dressing like toddlers wearing duffle coats 🤮 you might as well get a string for your gloves
You say that, but I got this for Christmas and I’ve literally never felt cosier. I’m going to need to be booked in for an operation to have it surgically removed because I ain’t ever taking it off otherwise.

 
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I'd rather someone slandered me ma than me duffle coat. I find if you hang on long enough all your sartorial decisions come full circle and are adopted by the yute. The duffle coat will rise again. In the meantime please enjoy its ultimate rad fashion moment thus far as modelled by Gerry Adams at Bobby Sands funeral.
 

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