The ick #10

[it’s not been changed?!]

Bongo bingo.

 

[GBNI]

Tiny topknots. Don't tie your hair up unless you've enough to do it properly. Saw a fella with one earlier and honestly my thumb is bigger.

 

[whyhellothere83]

Grown adults who get legitimately excited for Pancake Day. The shops sell flour and eggs year round.

Guilty as charged!

 

[emerald]

Guilty as charged!

It’s OK, I don’t shave my pits which makes me “grim” apparently an ick is an ick!

 

[ellecatx]

Mispronunciation especially little as likkle and escalator as escalator
Misspelling especially etc as ect and allowed as aloud

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Disney adults

 

[HelloStereo]

Mispronunciation especially little as likkle and escalator as escalator
Misspelling especially etc as ect and allowed as aloud

What's the difference with the escalator one?

 

[Warpaint]

Mispronunciation especially little as likkle

See every Kay Mellor drama

 

[Foxvint]

Men who live in a house with a little security light that comes on when someone walks past gives me the ick. No one's tryna steal your gimpy little Golf GTi off your ma's Blue Welsh slate crazy paving.

 

[Eeeww David!]

What's the difference with the escalator one?

Thank god for that, I thought I was going mad trying to work it out!

 

[ellecatx]

What's the difference with the escalator one?

Sorry autocorrect... People say escUlator. Or "that eacUlated" ickkkkk

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men on an airplane who leave their seatbelt on for the entire flight, even when the seatbelt sign is off.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Couples who have joint Facebook accounts ie Steveandsally Smith, Janetandjohn Jones, then sign off comments based on which of the wetwipes has written it

 

[Raych23]

Couples who have joint Facebook accounts ie Steveandsally Smith, Janetandjohn Jones, then sign off comments based on which of the wetwipes has written it

Screams trust issues/someone's cheated!

 

[sassmaster3000]

Couples who have joint Facebook accounts ie Steveandsally Smith, Janetandjohn Jones, then sign off comments based on which of the wetwipes has written it

I have some elderly relatives who had a joint Facebook account. When the husband died, she changed the account to just her name and changed the profile photo to a picture of her with a massive cocktail. Literally two days after he died

 

[ellecatx]

Couples who have joint Facebook accounts ie Steveandsally Smith, Janetandjohn Jones, then sign off comments based on which of the wetwipes has written it

My ex's family were big into joint facebooks. Maybe that should have been a red flag

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

Men who go bowling and put on bowling shoes (and ick in itself), and realise the shoes are too big and have to go back up to the counter to change the shoes for a smaller size and they are just standing there in their socks.

 

[Hollie Day]

Made a cup of tea earlier for the man servicing our boiler. Got level five ick when he said 'Ta very muchly'

 

[April89]

Skin tags

 

[merlot]

Skin tags

Urgh yes! The man at my local shop looks like he's been pritt sticked then rolled in coco pops. He's absolutely covered in them.
knocks me sick every time I see him.

Plus he bleeping stinks of a crack.