Men who try to impress women by doing a Donald Duck impression.
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They walk around wearing a sailor shirt and have no pants on?
Seeing a man watering plants
Or describe themselves as a “plant dad”
A man who's always cold or complains about the cold or has cold hands and feet
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Someone's left their phone in the office while they're out at a meeting, and a) it's on loud (ICK) b) their notification tone is that Samsung default whistle tone (ICK)
it's gone off about five times in the last half hour. Nearly icked myself all the way to the fifth dimension
it's gone off about five times in the last half hour. Nearly icked myself all the way to the fifth dimension
It worked on Daisy and she's a babe.
Yeah but she’s also a duck.
I feel like if Donald was doing an impression of “43 year old skinny Dave from accounts who eats a muller corner after lunch everyday and licks the spoon clean” she’d have icked herself inside out.
She's still way out of these mats' league.
Men wearing Moccasins
A man in the playground picked his nose with his little finger, inspected it, then sucked it off. Then re inspected it to make sure he'd got it all 
Please tell me said 'man in the playground' was a five year old having fun, not a grown up manA man in the playground picked his nose with his little finger, inspected it, then sucked it off. Then re inspected it to make sure he'd got it all
Just lolled in shock in my gym class waiting for it to beginA man in the playground picked his nose with his little finger, inspected it, then sucked it off. Then re inspected it to make sure he'd got it all
Extra, extra points if it’s just the pinky. Clearly a coke spoon.Men with long fingernails. Gives me the massive ick. Extra points if there is dirt under them
My friend just sent me a 4 minute video of her dog licking my friend's face
That’s much more than an ick?!A man in the playground picked his nose with his little finger, inspected it, then sucked it off. Then re inspected it to make sure he'd got it all
The gardening icks surprise me. I had a boyfriend once who was a keen gardener and he had stuff growing and harvesting all year round. I liked seeing him do stuff out there, and I really liked cooking Christmas dinner with veg he'd grown. Felt very capable and manly, going outdoors all the time and getting food from the earth, and I sometimes got flowers too. Best damn carrots and parsnips I've ever had.
I'm married, but you can still send really capable gardeners my way
I'm married, but you can still send really capable gardeners my way
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