Men who can only drive automatics because they took their test in an automatic (because they found gears too hard, not including people with actual disabilities)
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For me, the ick goes:
Modern fluffy dressing gowns, ick
Period drama dressing gowns with smart pyjamas and tousled hair with a whiskey in hand, not an ick.
Men eating beans on toast.
Men eating beans on toast in an office.
Men mopping up beans on their plate with a piece of toast.
Men eating beans on toast and there is too much butter on the toast and it's gloopy and mixes in with the beans.
Men heating beans in the microwave and stopping the microwave every 30 seconds to see if the beans are hot enough.
Men having beans that have been in the microwave too long and the edges are crusty.
Men eating beans on toast in an office.
Men mopping up beans on their plate with a piece of toast.
Men eating beans on toast and there is too much butter on the toast and it's gloopy and mixes in with the beans.
Men heating beans in the microwave and stopping the microwave every 30 seconds to see if the beans are hot enough.
Men having beans that have been in the microwave too long and the edges are crusty.
Men who regularly change their WhatsApp photo.
Isn’t that Bronze Swimming Certificate?Once emailed with someone at work who had just 'BSc' after their name in their email signature. In my line of work about 70% (if not more) of people have an undergrad (and there's a fair few with Masters or even doctorates who don't put their letters after their name) Nearly died of the cringe.
Men who put a bobble hat and gloves on when the weather goes below 10c. And they walk around the park clenching their fists in their stupid acrylic gloves like this
I have realised another ick today. There is a new baby in the family and when people pull faces to amuse her it makes me want to crawl out my skin. I can't explain it but it makes me so so uncomfortable, I have to leave the room levels of discomfort. It's bizarre. My Husband did it (amongst other people) and I think I might need to get a divorce, I will never fancy him again.
I'm stealing this BTW
Nooooooooo! I can't bear itOMG we do that all of the time
@Shinythings Pull her face (cheeks)- bad. Worse!!!OMG we do that all of the time
Make funny faces to a baby - it's healthy for baby's development to see arrays of expressions. There was an experiment on newborns where the nurses were said to be stiff and expressionless in front of babies to see their mental development. The nurses showed lack of expression and babies were just fed and changed diapers. No hugs, no smiles. The conclusion was bad!
I used to rent an office in a Regis building. There was a good looking man in the offices but would walk around in a full suit but no shoes on, that’s an ick.
Oh I know. I get why it's important but it doesn't stop me wanting to crawl out of my skin, but oddly it's only when men do it.
"Yep, that's it, that's the one" and POST
The vile tattoos and menacing look, he is posting videos to hide the fact that he is menacing and controlling. You can’t hide ego behind fake smiles young man!
Am I wrong to find this a turn on if it’s a deep, visceral grunt?Men who groan when lifting weights in the gym
(I’ll see myself out)
Men - specifically a little weasel I used to work with - who wear a work shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows as if to imply their edgy, when in actual fact they're a dork
Or men who wear a suit to work with QUIRKY socksMen - specifically a little weasel I used to work with - who wear a work shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows as if to imply their edgy, when in actual fact they're a dork
Or even worse, a bleeping Winnie the Pooh tie or something
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