The ick #10

[April89]

Infantilising behaviour! Cutesy voices, baby voices, silly words.
I saw a video of a man giving his wife a bagel and she put on a baby voice and said ‘yay a bagey!’ Eww

 

[DanaScully]

I'm browsing online for a new bluetooth eye mask and the reviews are full of photos like this. Mostly blokes!

Imagine the ick of watching your boyfriend take a selfie wearing this and then excitedly writing a multiple paragraph review.

 

[Ingognito.Queen]

You have to choose one to wear everyday for the rest of your life:

1.
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I think I would go with option 1.

Providing it is black on the front, you could get away with people thinking it was just a normal fleece and then BAM!!... you turn around and reveal you are in the WOLF FLEECE GANG

 

[Freda Fandango]

I'm embarrassed to say this

My son in law had a Wolf fleece on first time I met him.

 

[Shinealight]

Newborn photo shoots
The ones where the babies are posed in contortionist positions resembling the Cirque du Soleil entertainers!
Just why?

 

[Hollie Day]

Made a cup of tea earlier for the man servicing our boiler. Got level five ick when he said 'Ta very muchly'

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Men who wear skinny jeans (who aren’t slim built) that don’t fit properly, so the crotch is between their thighs and half way down their bum.

 

[Foxvint]

These all in one skin-tight skims style things girls are wearing now. Especially if they're brown or grey cos they look like Morph and his chaotic little dickhead mate.

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

My friend told me one of her new icks after going to a wedding at the weekend, when a man throws confetti and the wind blows it back in his face

 

[Hastaggifted]

One of the gormless Dad's at the school reposted this. I think I'm going to delete him. I don't know how he even made it onto my insta

 

[Lazarus]

Anyone using pronouns

 

[Mooordgirl]

One of the gormless Dad's at the school reposted this. I think I'm going to delete him. I don't know how he even made it onto my insta View attachment 2781185

Grown men thinking the word naughty will make a grown woman squeal gives me such an ick

 

[Jyhy1110]

Fleece jackets with wolves on the back, howling at the moon, from a bank holiday market

i bought one of these as a joke for my sisters 30th birthday a couple years back, it was hideous! Now the bitch wears it when she comes out with me just to embarrass me she has no shame

 

[Hastaggifted]

OK so I don't know if this qualifies as an ick but it irritated me and made me give him this look
When saying his phone number, my husband does 123 456 78 910. What the fuck.
The correct and only way is 12345 678 910 Always has to be awkward

 

[Moowoopoo]

Men with long fingernails. Gives me the massive ick. Extra points if there is dirt under them

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Just been swiping on bumble and come across a wolf tattooed on a foot lol

 

[Jojoo]

Went to see romesh tonight, couple in front were holding hands he whole time. Every time he scratched his beard, hair, nose and even EAR her hand came up with his! Just let go!!!! Also kept noisy kissing and she would look round as if to check who was looking at them

 

[Hastaggifted]

A man in the playground picked his nose with his little finger, inspected it, then sucked it off. Then re inspected it to make sure he'd got it all

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Husband gave me the mega ick recently. I texted him to ask him to get something from the shop on his way home and he replied”roger that”. I’m now questioning the last 30 years we’ve been together

 

[unfinishedsentenc]

Men with long fingernails