The Fat Funny One #5 The fat unfunny one, own it fam

[Blahblah93]

It's not a birthmark on jj's face, just saw him looking clean out to lunch. First time I've seen that baby's face wiped free of food. He looks so much like Bella!

I can't believe im so used to seeing that kid with tit around his mouth that I thought it was a birthmark

 

[Kiko]

I can't believe im so used to seeing that kid with tit around his mouth that I thought it was a birthmark

It’s sad isn’t it, poor little man. Jess is such a grub. I bet she stinks so much

 

[Fanaff]

Nah Jess, it’s showing but people don’t want to support you selling your kids for a few quid.

 

[InstaFamousDoesntCount]

She’s turned the comments off her stories so no-one call tell her what a beggy bleep she is!

 

[Spilttea]

Is it hair wash day yet?

 

[Robbie09]

I thought oh her latest story for questions over brunch recommendations it read I’m in a bath this weekend as in getting clean not as in the place lol

 

[thepantsqueen]

This came up on my Facebook

 

[Romy]

The comments

 

[ItsCalledGoogleHun]

From the looks of the photos from the panel she was on last night, she didn’t even wash her hair before going

 

[thepantsqueen]

The comments

honestly they get so much worse it's hilarious

 

[Shamelesshorse]

Who does she think she is Keeping her location private like she’s gonna get mobbed by fans or something

 

[Spilttea]

How did she get her kid out of school the week before half term ? Or is she just going to pay the fine?

 

[Fanaff]

She should let people know as a PSA so they can avoid the resort.

 

[Romy]

How did she get her kid out of school the week before half term ? Or is she just going to pay the fine?

Who gives the fine and how much is it?

 

[Spilttea]

I’m not sure,something like £50 per missed session with the school day broken up into 2 sessions (morning and afternoon), don’t quote me on it though. Pretty sure where she lives the kids break up for half term end of this week , unless S is in one of the private schools in which case they break up a week earlier.

 

[Onecandream]

I’m not sure,something like £50 per missed session with the school day broken up into 2 sessions (morning and afternoon), don’t quote me on it though. Pretty sure where she lives the kids break up for half term end of this week , unless S is in one of the private schools in which case they break up a week earlier.

The fine is only £60 per parent per child so £120 to save possibly thousands on a cheaper holiday. I don’t knock anyone for doing this. Times are hard and life is for living, especially after a dire few years with covid

 

[Emsie]

The fine is only £60 per parent per child so £120 to save possibly thousands on a cheaper holiday. I don’t knock anyone for doing this. Times are hard and life is for living, especially after a dire few years with covid

Yeah we did this a few summers ago. Took my eldest out 4 days before the summer holiday when they are only doing crosswords and taking pictures off the wall. Everyone i know does it.

Why oh why is she always letting random people hold her kids and cuddle them. Rando captains wife holding theo. There are always these complete strangers around to parent her kids.

 

[Blahblah93]

"Insects and animals we don't even know the names of" - you're in bleeping Turkey not Costa Rica.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Yeah we did this a few summers ago. Took my eldest out 4 days before the summer holiday when they are only doing crosswords and taking pictures off the wall. Everyone i know does it.

Why oh why is she always letting random people hold her kids and cuddle them. Rando captains wife holding theo. There are always these complete strangers around to parent her kids.

Because then she can’t take pictures of herself with her gut hanging out & greasy hair in the wind.

Dying someone said she’s got another one on the way 🫠

 

[Shamelesshorse]

Dying someone said she’s got another one on the way 🫠

Not gonna lie…this is the first thing I thought when I saw the pic of her in the costume.