The Chateau Diaries #96 The Oxymoron and the Ass

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juniperroad

Their videos make me realize I hate clothes I could never live somewhere cold. Give me shorts, a tank and flip flops. I can't imagine wearing a tucked in sweater. I'd be miserably uncomfortable.
 
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Freesia54

I don't understand why anyone would want to travel from the UK to France in winter knowing that the place they are going to is freezing cold... I would imagine undressing to have a shower would be a chilling experience. There is nowhere to visit locally. The warmest place is the kitchen so it would be like trying to bag a sun lounger by the pool on holiday... secure you seat with by leaving your blanket and bag... The dinner will be freezing by the time its dished up and served, none of it sounds inviting and yet so much money is thrown at it. Autie... take your thermals with you
 
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PixiesPaw

I don’t know why with the freezing chateau and Covid, Amaury would want his parents to visit.
 
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arwensgal1975

Cynthia is either, SJ, Philip or IJ. LOL!
 
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Dippy Hippy

I liked the cape, rather Little Red Riding Hood. I wonder if you can get it in green? I'd wear it
 
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lolander

Albee said:
An you imagine the interest she has earned on these past two years from the money just sitting there.
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She should give receipts. She's probably seriously mixed her own and patron funds and now the accountants are trying to make sense to it all.
 
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Freesia54

Marty McFly 9 said:
Or Rarely Doing Anything
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or Sometimes I do it myself, or sometimes I get others to do it for me but make it look like I'm helping, I never thought I'd say it but I would much rather watch him at La Lande than suffer Beanie Hat Boy and his irritating grunts and sniggering and talking utter cobblers....many years ago our local butcher used to have a pigs head in his window with an apple shoved in its mouth... I don't think it would be allowed today, it frightened the life out of my sister when she was small but maybe a suggestion to shut him up... (obviously I don't mean decapitate him, just the placement of the apple)

Dippy Hippy said:
I liked the cape, rather Little Red Riding Hood. I wonder if you can get it in green? I'd wear it
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Only if it had pockets
 
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Green Fairy

I like your thinking, but even with an apple in his mouth, he'd still be able to snort
 
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Lady Avonlea

I recall a previous post Christmas 2019 video /early New Year 2020 when SJ mentioned that the 3 owners are always at the shitoo together for New Years Eve celebrations, and before Pottsy & Nic leave they meet together at the beginning of the year to review the books, get updates and make plans for the coming year. Indeed that year after Nic left, Pottsy had stayed a few days longer to review things in more detail with SJ. Wonder is they'll do that this year and, if so, whether Squirrelboy will be trying to stick his beek in.
 
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Clara Burnett

Espe said:
Would Chantal still be able to say she was a French citizen as they and their spouses are allowed in?
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I'm not so sure but she might still (partly) own family property and could use that as an excuses too. They will be taking a huge risk and I don't think her fans will appreciate their presence much.
 
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thewookie54

Totally with you Arfarf on your feelings that Shitfaces days are numbered. The immediate fallout would result in Fannys abandonment , this I would find crushing for her. So, in her moments of coital need, I am willing to fill the void and take one for the team. After all she and I have much in common, our love of art, we have both drunk our way through several vineyards, we are both graduates, Fanny , Oxford and me, Trump University

Cynthia Lambert would make someone a great Mother in Law. Wonder how much she would charge to haunt a house?
 
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Clara Burnett

No smolpuppy'love, it's really not a fragile thing to be very gently cheated out of your money. Imperfection can only bring beauty in contrast to its counterpart and as we all know, perfection is not a common thing at the HMN.
 
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oooLaLande

SO sad that these people actually depend on her... on HER!... so F&$cking sad...
 
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Marty McFly 9

Lady Avonlea said:
Squirrelboy is getting very 'hands-on' with Mummeee's personal belongings - her china, her teapot, her broche. Seems all a bit passive aggressive and suspect IJ is none too happy. Squirrelboy is getting far too comfortable and arrogant.
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He's like a dog pissing to mark his territory. Disgusting the way he thinks he can just use anyone's items.
 
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LaFrancaise123

Selmar and Tatyana return to France in January :

Selmar will be OK as an European citizen with a legal address in France (Lalande is the address for his legal company status). But Tatyana is not his legal partner and doesn't have a legal address in France as they haven't lived together at Lalande (need utility bills to prove it) : it'll be tricky for her to go back to Lalande for January.

Steph will be relieved.... and maybe Tatyana too !
 
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Lady Avonlea

Brilliant - a couple of 15 piece buckets with coleslaw sides should do the trick.
 
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