The Chateau Diaries #81 Octo-Oedipus: being straight to ingratiate

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Jules100

Didn’t Anna or some other chatelaine have a Wedgwood themed room? Done much better?
 
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Gibson

Ghastly entrance to the only working loo. Who displays plates on top of a radiator and flowers on top of doors?
I saw this on The Channel 4 show and laughed my socks off as they worked out the pattern and then Steph got her glue gun out.
Ian had to replaster the wall and Flip gave it the once over ( the walls -you filthy minded Tattlers)

Congratulations to @HalcyonOrganic

Not mentioning the other VIP wannabee who is drinking the bar dry.

What's this about us being a hate site? A differing of opinions which doesn't require brown nosing is not hate.

Most if us are discerning and we like and praise where we find it is due. I think she is jealous of Dan...there I've said it. He has a lot more going for him and has earned good reviews on Tattle (and some not so good) We like Amaury, he is a favourite amongst many of our ladies as well.

What we don't like is - well I'm sure Steph and fans can read the threads and find out. Don't forget your glasses Steph. If you need a summary, the talented @TaxInspector can write a little ditty for you.

DB as in Darling Brenda must be enjoying the drama. She is making much ado about nothing.

He did give fair warning and a man must do what a man must to earn his crust.

Yes, I know I am a Dan Fan (must give balanced opinions so we don't come across as haters)

Now put the knife away, they are sharp when stuck in the mouth. We wouldn't want you to have an accident whilst drinking your wine.
 
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Arfarf

And I guess in place of " amaaaazing" our hip Shantylaine is now over using the word "epic".
Every time the boy appeared I covered him on the computer with my hand. I know....childish.
 
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Gibson

Medallions would have looked better in a display case, possibly on a dark velvet background. Same with the Wedgwood plates. We know the radiator doesn't work, so no danger of cracking from the heat. Maybe they will get pinched by someone or they will fall off when the wind rushes through.
 
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MsPitstop

I just watched today's vlog. This is a rhetorical question: What the fork can't Stef get dressed before she leaves her bedroom?! Instead, she has spent all day in her nightie with her 100 star robe on to: welcome Gerry; wander into Marie and Nick's apartment then watch Antoinie getting a hair cut by Annalise; have a meeting with the tree surgeon; and hassle Anmoury in his workshop. It is beyond disrespectful to everyone in the chateau let alone contractors.

So here's a tip Stef: lay out your clothes for the next day either in your bedroom on a chair or in your friggin' dressing room!
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

when people bite..i always know i am not far from the truth...and offcourse..people have to earn their crust.. nothing wrong with that..but like i said dont try to bet on the wrong horse...follow your own path..and stay out of her mess...much better..
 
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Gibson

Do you think jetje went Dutch in the hope of landing Philip? Perhaps Steph has a rival for his affections other than Loki. All those heart better watch it Jetje, you may find yourself unable to promote on her live chat... oops!
All this band wagon riding at the Shittoo, all those promotions of businesses, paintings, Vlogs, hedgehogs, costumes, other Chateaus.
 
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Arfarf

Definitely Maybe said:
I have been thinking that maybe Fanny is more to be pitied than scorned for being in a relationship with Sir Prissy Pants. How sad and desperate would you have to be to see anything to admire in him , never mind fancy him ?
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True! Pathetic.
She had to be Awfully lonely and desperate to settle for that. Gonna be hard to get outta this relationship if she ever wants to.
She is stuck. Her super, duper, stupid, unquestioning fans will love him and welcome him as never before... So if she wants to dump him it will piss them all off. She wanted that limp biscuit? Well, she's got him.

So because of her stupid choice, we have to suffer even more seeing him on screen bossing everyone around just because she can't find her way out of a wet paper bag and needs someone to tell her to " stay in bed because she is so stressed. What a ridiculous child she is.
 
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Jules100

I think Mummy needs to get back to the chateau ASAP! The inmates are running the asylum.
 
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Zebraaah

Quite! It wasn't so bad when we could imagine her lying chastely in bed with a book and a hot water bottle for company, but now we know she's got a young virile lover ( ) and the mysterious Red Sex Cushion, I think she may need a morning freshen up.
 
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Lulu Lemondrop

Midnightcowboy said:
Must have gotten bored with Spode, so Wedgewood it is. Wait for the influx of blue Wedgewood on grab-a-gift...
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I think that at this point, if I were them, I would turn the cadeaux at the chateau into a game. Every week mention that you love something more and more outlandish, and then make a bet with the other residents on how many you receive.

"Dahhhling, just love strawhats incrusted with glazed fruit. It's my favourite"
 
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KyBourbon

You know, I hadn’t really thought about it before, but it really IS disrespectful to do that. Honestly, how much effort does it take to bathe and put on some fresh clothes before meeting the chateau staff and contractors? She sets the example…and wearing your nightgown all day doesn’t exactly scream professional. It actually makes you look kind of looney! How can they take her seriously?
 
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OhIDontKnow...

Maybe Phillip made her get glasses so she could find his squirrel nuts?
 
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Gibson

Brings a new meaning to the word work.
She turned him. Loki is gutted.
 
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OhIDontKnow...

INDEED. GROSS!
 
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Lulu Lemondrop

Funny you should say that. On the episode of diy, sir snorts suggested they should have had pink chairs (criticizing his lady love in front of the camera during the big reveal..such a faux pas). Cat declared that it would look too twee.

Do you happen to like hedgehogs
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

I have seen Jetje her vlogs..she has a lott to cope..i feel for her...i think she is a strong woman.....she likes to see life as positive as she can...nothing wrong with that..but mostly those people are the ones who are taken most advantage off..by the so called positive YTers..who only want to rip people off..disgused as a nice and positive human being..full of life love and laughter...but in the end they are all of that..... most defenitely not.. just grifters playing a horrible part to mislead people and get money in for themselves..some people dont want to see it..its their loss..they will see it in the end...
 
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