The Chateau Diaries #81 Octo-Oedipus: being straight to ingratiate

[HalcyonOrganic]

 

[Jules100]

Another point about the big reveal (Kaboomgate) I never ever want to see filming in her bedroom again, knowing that Sir Snorts has officially been outed. Ewwwwww. If you want to keep your personal life private, then you need to stop filming in the bedroom. Now, off to vomit.

Also, now all those “morning” bedroom wake up scenes are even more fake and set up than previously thought. Surprise.

 

[KyBourbon]

So my husband is the worst gift giver. He would not know a hedgehog from a hedgeball.
One year I got an electric rechargeable screwdriver thing that I asked for for Mother's Day but I got it in a Walgreen's bag not wrapped.

I know the feeling! My grandmother was notorious for being “last minute.” On Christmas Eve one year she ran out of wrapping paper, so my present was wrapped in toilet paper. She told me it was “the gift that keeps on giving!”

 

[Gibson]

Calling chit0000 manager
Nuttiness

This is v v bad ….

There publicly announcing your bad at management

Do you still do the welcome cards for patrons? And does anyone check the messages on Patreon?



I've been a patron since August last year and not received any cards. Iam sure there is a reason, l have left a message here on patron but never got an answer.

Omg there’s more

Maybe a health update? It feels personal to ask, but we are still a little worried after your hospital stay earlier this year.



Is Philip still a paid employee now that you are in a romantic relationship?



Have channel 4 production team apologize for letting the cat out of the bag or did they not realize it wasn't public knowledge.

Channel 4 - legal department must be hopping mad Philip outed them!!!

This is tantamount to slander

Just a comment on why you've had to move to vimeo...I can't understand why anyone would want to pay for being a patron and then to upload private videos to a hate website for presumably them all to pick it apart. Methinks some people don't get out much, sad sad lives.

Yes you are sad
Think about it MR patron

You pay SSB to make you belive she’s family
Very very very sad

When is the truth slander?

 

[Pno]

French water police is really busy driving around there all the time to catch her in the act again. They do have her on the radar it seems. I am not sure if she is stupid or just bold arrogant and presumptuous. If she has bad luck they will close her down on the lake thing for ever just because to prove her something

Her neighbors must be turning her in. Where exactly did all of that water go to after draining that pond? Cannot believe Matt did not warn her that some permits would have to be pulled.

 

[Gibson]

She’s too cheap to pay the hour

It’s a tit fest
She doubled down on her lies

Happen to know channel 4 watches here

Start digging Stephanoligy
Start digging

You libelled an agreement you signed

You are in serious

Bless … support escort will keep you warm …

Channel 4 won’t

If I were Channel 4, I would be doing an expose on how funds are used. That would be interesting.

 

[Vontrap9]

It's always somebody else' fault isnt it? Or because of 'The circumstances'? She sucks at project managing and can't even keep the balls in the air for two yearly ChateauDIY transformations.

There is another couple just outside Limoges and they’ve managed to totally renovate 3bathrooms 2 bedrooms and a tearoom aswell as garden work and a septic tank. Dan has managed his kitchen sitting room and almost his new editing room. I presume they’re all using the same builders providers! Materials are more expensive for sure post COVID but with a bit of planning not unobtainable. I wonder how quickly she’d find them if it was herself that had to use a chamber pot and basin in the small hours?

 

[KyBourbon]

Whizzed through the latest comments, but haven’t seen anyone mention that Biffy outed a liaison between Alexander and Michael ( I presume) in their latest vlog. Might of course been an attempt to either create their own ‘kaboom!’ Or just a joke to us tattlers

I missed that! I’ll go back and watch…I like these Tattle easter eggs they put in their videos!

 

[Dippy Hippy]

You've got me confused.

If you hold an EU passport, you can travel without limitation within the EU and the Schengen zone. PJ holds a Dutch passport (EU).
With your EU passport, you can travel to and stay in the UK for 6 months maximum without a visa (post Brexit)
I don't know what the requirements are to travel to SA. But PJ isn't going there anyway.

Everybody needs a visa to visit South Africa wherever they are from, unless they are an SA citizen.

 

[Maple fairy]

I think I used the word voyeuristic.. kind of as a throw away... Once (I'll choose more carefully next time). But what I was commenting on was the repetition of being upset at deceipt over the relationship over many posts. I just find it a bit weird. There is emotional investment in that and I find it curious since we don't actually know them.

I think the reason why many refer to it as deceit is that she chose to wrap the relationship in secrecy meanwhile titillating her audience with crotch shots, the pillow, the laptop beside the bed. The wearing of her clothes. The element that he was the butt of their jokes. I don’t care that she is sharing her bed with him but she definitely seems embarrassed by it. Did she take advantage of someone who may or may not be gay and may or may not have come to terms with their sexuality. More experienced people than me have said that he definitely gives off a gay vibe. Maybe to have him as a fall guy if things went south or more nefariously as others have wondered did he have a diabolical plan. Who knows? He certainly has modelled himself to fit her online narrative.

 

[Jules100]

She’s also only a co owner with 2 others he wouldn’t have even close to a controlling interest.

I know it won’t happen, but I think if Phillip somehow ended up as owner of the chateau, he would take better care of it than Stephanie.

 

[KyBourbon]

I wonder how quickly she’d find them if it was herself that had to use a chamber pot and basin in the small hours?

In his latest vlog, MPK said he’s determined to sleep in the gardeners cottage bedroom on Christmas Eve, even with no bathroom. He plans to use his Spode chamber pot if nature calls, and throw the contents from the 2nd floor window on Christmas morning! I just hope little Ernest isn’t standing outside the door waiting to greet his “Uncle Scrooge!”

 

[Lulu Lemondrop]

Her neighbors must be turning her in. Where exactly did all of that water go to after draining that pond? Cannot believe Matt did not warn her that some permits would have to be pulled.

If only she had a proper project manager... I imagine that the payment for that job could easily fall within the rules of the association for the Patreon account? If she had enough common sense to use the funds responsibly that way.
It's also possible that no project manager wants to take the job for her

 

[Pno]

It makes sense. He is an inexperienced pup in puppy love. She's had boyfriends and lovers. She's been married, she knows how relationships go and she seems to not have her head in the clouds when it comes to this one. They are reading from two different books. It looks like he's set up for heartbreak in the future. Weirdly, in this situation, she seems like the realist.

But I do not believe for one second that Philip does not have hours of blackmail on SJ especially with the Gift Grab. Could you even imagine the unedited versions? She is dumb enough to let him have unlimited access.

 

[Dippy Hippy]

If I were Channel 4, I would be doing an expose on how funds are used. That would be interesting.

Amy problems cropping up with her and she'll be quietly dropped by Channel 4. They won't to want to be involved in any shenanigans from a minor YouTube vlogger . Plenty more chateau buyers to choose from.

 

[KyBourbon]

I know it won’t happen, but I think if Phillip somehow ended up as owner of the chateau, he would take better care of it than Stephanie.

I agree..but that’s kind of a low bar! I think just about anyone would qualify!
,

 

[Gibson]

Go back original email
Refresh
It’s there … have to learn the conversion

I stepped out from a dinner party to watch - they think this is mad
Completely bonkers

Contemplating - getting a dump and filming themselfs
But we’re several drinks in …

Apologies for the camera work - but I’m not on the payroll

Am off - french coffees are being served … n I’m done

Tattlers don’t rattle

Q

We need to debrief @Heathcliffe … he’s winding up the new agents

Think we will just tag him VIP and be done he’s one of the best parts of the club

Happy the tattler
That
Doesn’t rattle M


Where is @claraburnette island ?

Dearest M, let Hatecliffe earn his stripes. Calling names does not a VIP make. He can play with the toys when he earns them. Jealousy is a poor trait.
Q

 

[Pno]

@Marquis de Potpourri posted these web flog shots, back in March. They are worth reposting.

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What foolish man/child wears a sweater set??? A delusional one.

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Pretty sure those are her sweaters. They must have had so much fun with their ‘secret’!

 

[Lulu Lemondrop]

I think the reason why many refer to it as deceit is that she chose to wrap the relationship in secrecy meanwhile titillating her audience with crotch shots, the pillow, the laptop beside the bed. The wearing of her clothes. The element that he was the butt of their jokes. I don’t care that she is sharing her bed with him but she definitely seems embarrassed by it. Did she take advantage of someone who may or may not be gay and may or may not have come to terms with their sexuality. More experienced people than me have said that he definitely gives off a gay vibe. Maybe to have him as a fall guy if things went south or more nefariously as others have wondered did he have a diabolical plan. Who knows? He certainly has modelled himself to fit her online narrative.

Thanks for explaining your point of view to me. I can really understand what you are saying here, with the comparison with her exhibitionism of her body and bedroom, but secrecy of the relationship.

There is definitely a power dynamic issue here... But sometimes I think he is the one trying to play her so I'm not really sure about it completely. It's definitely not a healthy relationship.

I don't think we should talk about sexuality as a complete dichotomy of "is he gay or is he straight". As others suggest, he could be fluid or pan sexual, or one of many other ways to describe his sexuality. It's hard to tell without him coming out with it explicitly.

 

[KyBourbon]

But I do not believe for one second that Philip does not have hours of blackmail on SJ especially with the Gift Grab. Could you even imagine the unedited versions? She is dumb enough to let him have unlimited access.

Absolutely. SJ needs to be careful because things could go really bad. Given his behavior in the Live Chat, I wouldn’t put it past him to use whatever means to “get even”…including unaired, embarrassing footage.