The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.

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Perhaps this is less relevant, but does anyone else wonder what ever happened to the THREE pair of glasses she bought earlier this year?
 
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I was never Patron but I, too, came here when things stopped making sense in her vlogs. Go back to the Escape to the Chateau DIY early seasons where Steph throws a ‘singles party’ to create income for the chateau and tell me how many familiar faces you see amongst the ‘singles.’ It’s all a sham. I’ve since Unsubscribed from her and set my YT to not even recommend any of her videos. Welcome!
 
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possibly venerable really concerns me.
Ha! Ha! "possibly venerable"! No chance of either of those two ever being venerable, I'm afraid! If they are vulnerable, on the other hand, they only have themselves to blame!!
 
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In regards to the suspicions of eating disorders. We had several discussions of that many many threads ago. We don’t have any concrete evidence but certainly a lot of us have personal or clinical experiences. There are many signs that point to it being a condition afflicting a few of the inhabitants. People arrive and are relatively healthy and the next thing there are allergies, food sensitivities a new found love of running. All flags coupled with weight loss. Stephanie’s hands certainly lacks skin turgor for a woman her age. Points to dehydration. Certainly her fascination/obsession with food and recipes are another.
Often young men who are conflicted about their bodies, their sexuality, as well as young girls, whittle their bodies to be more asexual.
Possibly this is a culture there that one stay or become as thin as the chatelaine. In the one who loves small rodents perhaps it’s so he can also fit into her clothes.
 
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; it'll b e a secret shared only with her patrons who are such "special friends".
978 comments
98% don’t want to know …..
2% could be nosey

Overwhelming in their distaste for been outed by channel 4

She best clear that up

They want restoration and patron updates on issues with the chateau

Best she sees that or lose the momentum
They are paying for restoration

Not her shit show life and crucially they want to see work progress
 
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I don't know what she is either ...



So who's eating the mountains of food? The hedgehog?
It's been mentioned in a few vlogs how Philip eats in the middle of the night, and how "extras" are made for his big appetite. Still, it's all speculation from me. But, like the relationship, all signs point as to why both are extremely thin.
 
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Yep, whatever happened to the 'artists studio'? She thinks of something once she knows the tv folk are on their way so there's something to film cos she knows nothing else ever gets finished. She should just focus on one thing at a time and get it sorted instead of flitting about in dress with a split up to her lettuce and a pair of heels.
 
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Oh after making comments about fitting into her clothes I had flashes of Norman Bates and mother in the rocking chair!
 
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She has no other option but to have the Q&A damage control and attempt to spoon feed her patrons her narrative. Her hardcore fans only see and hear what they want to hear and see, but there are others who will become disillusioned very quickly if they're left with their own thoughts and conclusions.

I'm sure she knew she'd be outed by C4 and was ready with the patreon update, but she didn't thought this through and realized later what a KABOOM this is.
 
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This is quite true. I have experienced it in between my first and second child. It was horrible and I was in hospital for a few days. I couldn’t work for two weeks.
But, she already proved many times she’s fucking with the timeline (besides PJJ). So, it is possible she was there for longer. I def believe @Clara Burnett so Stephanie must indeed be wonder woman, up and running ‘the next day’.
 
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So I can decide the next thread title?

i am not that creative enough (and to tired) to live up that honor, so I start a little competition:

you guys can post your thread titles and I’ll choose one, if that’s ok? You’ll get full credit.
 
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She might have had a medical treatment without surgery.

Wikipedia "Ectopic pregnancy":
"Early treatment of an ectopic pregnancy with methotrexate is a viable alternative to surgical treatment[52] which was developed in the 1980s.[53] If administered early in the pregnancy, methotrexate terminates the growth of the developing embryo; this may cause an abortion, or the developing embryo may then be either resorbed by the woman's body or pass with a menstrual period. Contraindications include liver, kidney, or blood disease, as well as an ectopic embryonic mass > 3.5 cm"

Wikipedia "Methotrexat" translated by Deepl:
"Adequate fluid intake (usually intravenously up to 3000 ml/m² KOF/day) is also very important to ensure proper excretion of methotrexate."

She had to rest and drink much liquid if I remember correctly............
 
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So I can decide the next thread title?

i am not that creative enough (and to tired) to live up that honor, so I start a little competition:

you guys can post your thread titles and I’ll choose one, if that’s ok? You’ll get full credit.
Kudos to you
@Linus had the best suggestion - when it was my turn

Just remember they lock after 1000 ++posts .
Do as search on title thread and check out previous
 
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So I can decide the next thread title?

i am not that creative enough (and to tired) to live up that honor, so I start a little competition:

you guys can post your thread titles and I’ll choose one, if that’s ok? You’ll get full credit.
I liked 2 proposed by @ Definitely Maybe:

Acting Straight to Ingratiate
Acting Straight to Manipulate
Or something with Kaboom in it!
 
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So I can decide the next thread title?

i am not that creative enough (and to tired) to live up that honor, so I start a little competition:

you guys can post your thread titles and I’ll choose one, if that’s ok? You’ll get full credit.
Fanny’s Pram full of Hedgehogs is finally Exposed!
 
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These have most votes
Others should step up and post for selecting



The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.

Title thread Author @TheTaxInspector

He had the body of a woman The brain of a child and the head of a man
Likes: 21 MojoDublin ID #632 Yesterday at 9:53 PM Forum: Bloggers


The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.
I liked 2 proposed by @ Definitely Maybe:

Acting Straight to Ingratiate

Acting Straight to Manipulate

Or something with Kaboom in it!
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MojoDublin
The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.
Title thread @jikk2

why Stefanny hasn't kicked her utterly useless Pandemic Pet to the curb @HalcyonOrganic is naming next thread We could Blackburn this

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MojoDublin
The Chateau Diaries #80 Kaboom! The dutch boyfriend is outed.
Title thread author @Pno

Baby Phyllis has more stuffed animals than Baby Ernest!
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This is a musical intermission for your pleasure and especially dedicated to all the ladies and gents who have loved younger men

Dalida - I venait d'avoir 18 ans (1973)


Lyrics:

Il venait d'avoir dix-huit ans
Il était beau comme un enfant
Fort comme un homme
C'était l'été évidemment
Et j'ai compté en le voyant
Mes nuits d'automne
J'ai mis de l'ordre à mes cheveux
Un peu plus de noir sur mes yeux
Ça l'a fait rire
Quand il s'est approché de moi
J'aurais donné n'importe quoi
Pour le séduire

Il venait d'avoir dix-huit ans
C'était le plus bel argument de sa victoire
Il ne m'a pas parlé d'amour
Il pensait que les mots d'amour
Sont dérisoires
Il m'a dit "j'ai envie de toi"
Il avait vu au cinéma
"Le Blé en Herbe"
Au creux d'un lit improvisé
J'ai découvert, émerveillée
Un ciel superbe

Il venait d'avoir dix-huit ans
Ça le rendait presque insolent de certitude
Et pendant qu'il se rhabillait
Déjà vaincue, je retrouvais ma solitude
J'aurais voulu le retenir
Pourtant je l'ai laissé partir
Sans faire un geste
Il m'a dit "c'était pas si mal"
Avec la candeur infernale de sa jeunesse
J'ai mis de l'ordre à mes cheveux
Un peu plus de noir sur mes yeux
Par habitude
J'avais oublié simplement
Que j'avais deux fois dix-huit ans
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In English: He must have been eighteen

I think he must have been eighteen
He was as fragile as a dream
Strong as a man
Seeing the summer in his eyes
I felt my autumn as it flies
Like grains of sand

I added make-up to my face
As if to cover some disgrace
I saw him smiling
Rainbows and colours of the spring
I would have given anything
To win his loving

I think he must have been eighteen
A movie star on any screen
It made him careless
He never said a word of love
He thought that speaking about love
Was only worthless

And then as if the line were new
He simply whispered,
"I want you Let's stay together"
We drifted slowly through the night
I never knew a love more right
Not since, not ever

I think he must have been eighteen
It made him vain and almost mean
His looks abusing
Without a word he slowly dressed
Leaving me to my loneliness
My share of losing

I could have tried to make him mine
I let him go without a sign
My face was lying
He said, I am not the kind to fall
Love is for grown-ups after all
I felt like crying

I added make-up to my face
As if to cover some disgrace
I saw him smiling
I had forgotten in a dream
That I was almost twice eighteen
 
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