The Chateau Diaries #51 Peeing on Dan's marbles instead of polishing their own

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For those of you who may be missing PJJ content I saw these! (I’m sure you are not) But anyway things that pop up in my social media. Again eyes and ears!
Oh, how very dare they! Dousing a hedgegrowhog baby in orange and blossom marinade, prior to wrapping it in clay to bake in the embers of an open fire!
 
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They're not formally working with Workaway any more because they forbid volunteers to work in for profit business, and Jarvis had ALL of the B and B work performed by Workaway volunteers.
I wonder what their terms are now -- similar? Five hours' charring daily, free room and board? There would be no prohibition now that the volunteers could not work for the B and B. Do we know what Nati tells people?
Just in case you forgot here's Tomaz Quaresma's famous video showing the work he did as a Workaway at Lalande.
I think Cara has been made to feel like a servant, per her demeanor on the Patreon video, in which she described all her wool projects, and then said of course I'm here to do anything else I'm asked, or words to that effect.
 
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somehow I have the feeling that everyday people avoid bnbing at lala. or are will regular humans be cut from the video?
So many questions indeed! Are all the recent guests patreons? Are patreons given preference over other mere mortals who want to book "the Chateau experience"? Are patreons "normal" people?
 
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Andrew must really be in love! He didn't say "you pay now?" even once in this yawnfest of a vid. Wonder when their LaLande dream wedding will be? My bet is the gofundme for it will open before the week is out.
 
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Trotter's first daily vlog consisted of 25% filling the aga (Who would have thought it? ). 25% making coffee on the aga, a very brief glimpse of his rent boy, watching the rain through the window, yet another look at each variety of tomato in the greenhouse and finding a cucumber and finally polishing his coal scuttle. I know, you can't wait to watch.
 
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Selmar

Accepting the mission ….
He would actually look good with this hair
Yes, my bird is snoring away in her prison here...she does fuck all too. A kept woman. She insists on sleeping on a silk pillowcase!?! What the fuck is that all about. And snores like a pig, must be that silk. I am so drunk.
I am defo not a kept woman but I have a silk pillow case
 
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As they seem to have catered for every possible allergy on the planet, you would think they could have offered kosher food but you are probably more likely to survive without any nasty infections if you steer clear of the HMN!
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Or go there and develop complete immunity to every allergy currently known to man
 
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The greed and the grabbing will never stop
SJ sees France as one big shop
As long as grannies give she'll continue to spend
To human stupidity there is simply no end!
 
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What a lovely euphemism "polishing his coal scuttle" is. I'm sure he'll be teaching Andrew how to do it properly.
 
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I remember that video well, and the outrage that followed it. I never bought Tomaz' version myself. He was definitely mixing some of the workaway reality with great play acting and putting himself into scene.
Wouldn't it be fascinating to do a study on LaLande?
 
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Thanks for the heads up! I definitely won't be watching.
 
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Simon Birt works (or worked) as VP in elearning for various companies. He's also written a book called Learning Unscripted. Found this on Amazon:

About the Author
About the Author: Simon Birt is a thought leader and expert in TEL (Technology Enhanced Learning), Social Business Strategy & Implementation, Strategic Thinking and Global IT Integrations. He works with organizations on the correct applications of learning as delivered by the three key channels of Social, Mobile and Cloud, as well as the use of these channels to support Formal and Informal Learning. Birt also has a broad perspective of the ways in which effective learning and training can impact overall efficiency, sales and performance. After an early career as a commissioned officer with the Royal Marine Commandos (UK), Simon Birt has spent the last 20 years working for and with some of the world's most influential technology companies such as Oracle, IBM, Swisscom and Trivantis. He has held several top corporate positions. Birt also acts as a Strategic Consultant on TEL to large organizations such as the European Commission.. Simon Birt is based in Europe and the United States. He travels extensively to present his ideas at key exhibitions and conferences worldwide, and also works with organizations on contemporary learning and development strategies.
 
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I really have no desire to see Teabag 'polishing his coal scuttle'
 
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He would actually look good with this hair
I am defo not a kept woman but I have a silk pillow case
Hope the silk pillowcase works as well as mine has. (My avatar will show just how effective it has been.). As you can see, I have recaptured my youthful countenance.
 
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WTF is a 'thought leader? Oh wait he was in the Royal Marines so that makes him an expert sales and performance. These people!
 
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OMG, imagine you need to earn your money this way. It breaks my heart, even more as a mother
 
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What a lovely euphemism "polishing his coal scuttle" is. I'm sure he'll be teaching Andrew how to do it properly.
Also 25%of him whining about having to stop to edit, dear lord I'd rather watch paint dry! Dan is Francis Ford coppola compared to Sir Pletherdick.
 
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