*** FLY ON THE WALL ***
Teabag's walking down a corridor in Begmania ... . He's holding up his phone and talking, but there's no one else there (must be flogging again ...). Suddenly, he bumps into Billy Pickpocket who's also holding up his phone and talking ... to no one (must be pickpocketing again ...).
Billy: What 'ave you done, Michael?
Teabag: What do you mean what 'ave I done?
Billy: You know what I mean ... that vlog you put out about the truth an all that ... . What are you playin' at Michael? The subscribers and patrons are droppin' like blinkin' flies!
Teabag: I just wanted to tell everyone the truth about who and what I am ... being an artist is very difficult ... you know what I've been thru recently ...
Billy: It's not about the truth, Michael, is it? It's about the brand an creatin an image, innit? An you know what you've gone an done, don't ya? You've gone an stuck a fackin' great needle in everythin we've created and the money's gonna dry up. An then what are we gonna do? I've got another sprog to feed now ... . None of us can do the lingo and none of us work. It's a bloomin disaster!
Teabag: You could always sell some of them paintings an books you been buyin ...
Billy: The're not wurf noffin, you know that ... all for show, innit? Make us look rich ... You know what I'd do if I were you, don'tya? I'd just remove it, mate ...
Teabag: Yeah, you're right, Billy. I'll just remove it. No one will know, will they? Then I can just go back to doin the videos everyone loves ... like how to make a salad and pick tomatoes ... . Everyone loves that, don't they?
Billy: You'd better hope they do forget, Michael, because these things always leave a nasty smell ... You seen what they've been sayin about you on Tattle? They've been takin the piss out of you somethin rotten on there! That TaxInspector's really got it in for you and the rest of em ...
Teabag: Well, you won't change that ... that's all they do on there ... take the piss all day ...
Billy: Well you've given them plenty of ammo, haven't ya?
Teabag: You know what? I'm finkin of jackin it all in ... I don't want Andrew to become the subject of idle gossip on that site ...
Billy: Too late, mate ... they've been gettin stuck into him as well ... should see what they've been sayin ... one of em on there's even got pics of him in the noddy ...
Teabag: You serious? Where did they get that from?
Billy: Don't be a w**ker, Michel, you know very well what he's been up to ... he's all over the flippin Internet flauntin himself and his wares ...
Teabag: Right, that's it! Why don't you go on Tattle as well, Billy? You might as well ...
Billy: Listen, all that counts is the dosh, innit? You've got two choices ... eiver you carry on doin' borin videos or it's a job in the local Brico ...
Teabag: Well I'd betta carry on doin borin videos then, hadn't I?
Billy: Good man! Show them how to make a fried egg, or 'ave ya done that one already?
Ma and Pa call Billy and Teabag into the editing room for a serious talk about the drop in revenue from the pickpocket business ...
on my shoulder hopes, like others here, that she is the first in a long line of disappointed fans and patrons that will have their dreams of love, life and laughter shattered on arrival at the shatoo. If that is the case then I do hope she rips up the non-disclosure papers and spills the beans.
the absurdity of the carry on 
of the charlatans…
here ….
with you all again 
Tattlers drinking together...could get interesting.
was in full flow 
in Starbucks 
this for me 
that particular mountain 
…. 
