The Chateau Diaries #51 Peeing on Dan's marbles instead of polishing their own

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@JackSpratt oh thanks! I looked him up. An amateur musician it seems, self published. Wasn’t able to listen to his music. Lots of great amateur musicians. I wonder what he did for his day job. I’m always gobsmacked at how many guys truly wanted to be rock stars. Many could have been just never in the right place and time.
@purejuice i too was attracted to bad boys! Changed my criteria after realizing that although exciting not what I actually wanted.
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Day Job: https://www.areteproject.eu/project/industrycapacityboard/
 
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In the chat for a CD vlog before leaving Cara expressed suprise to Selmar that he was going on holidays for a month whilst she was coming for 3 weeks.
So as a superfan planning this trip for 2 years she discovers her idols are not present. Selmar on leave, Marie gone, IJ in ZA, SJ locked up in her room editing, playing with her visiting friend or travelling, none of SJ's regulars like Nic or Potty.
Not sure if she is a volunteer with her wool work (hardly a priority), I wonder if she was asked to help with BnB work, feed animals, etc.
And now SJ is going on holidays.
No dancing in kitchen now. No cadeaux in Grand Salon. No brocante shopping. And staying in a building site.
You are so right. Cara is arriving believing there will be evenings on the terrace, dancing and lots of socialising and all of them taking a keen interest in her wool work and being filmed doing it. Now, with Natti involved in admin and Dan only there to cook at weekends, she will be on her own in the week and helping to run a BnB at the weekend. It seems that it is not just one week of the three she is staying that they plan to be away. In reality though, Steph was never going to be hanging about in the chateau with her patrons.
 
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I thought about Alexander but ruled him out for several reasons.
1. MPK couldn't have gone that length of time without making a snide dig at him.
2. Cameraman was too quiet. Alexander likes the sound of his own voice nearly as much as MPK.
3. Janet must be easily impressed if she suggested to Alexander that he take off his top.
I think it was Andrew who hold the camera...or Billy....not Alexander...
 
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I'm sorry you (and others) had such terrible mothers-in-law...I was married 3 times and had wonderful mothers-in-law all 3 times. I adored them and they loved me right back!
Lucky you, what luck. Been married twice. Both MiL's were odd, No 2 the worse by far, as described. No 1 was OK most of the time, but very insecure with anti-social tendancies. If she felt upstaged by her Daughter, me, any female really, she got twitchey, snappy, put you down. Oh, who does that remind us of 🤔
 
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For sure the trotters are doing damagecontrole..no vlog from Sadie..imagine sitting them all around the table in Begamania..making out plans ...what to do..and what not do....sorry trotters...its all a bit to late.....you all burned your you tube cashhouse down...ignorant fools...
 
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News from the textile artist Cara.
Oh dear! I wonder what is wrong??:oops:
fat_girl_on_a_bike
might have to cut the trip short.
It could be that she has a family emergency back home, or maybe she is simply homesick, there could be many innocent reasons.

But, the :devilish: on my shoulder hopes, like others here, that she is the first in a long line of disappointed fans and patrons that will have their dreams of love, life and laughter shattered on arrival at the shatoo. If that is the case then I do hope she rips up the non-disclosure papers and spills the beans.

Love? (conditional: only as long as you suck up and pay up)
Life? (as long as it benefits SJ's life, not your's)
Laughter? (directed at you, behind your back, all the way to the bank)

Should have gone to Specsavers? No, should have read Tattle and BELIEVED us.
 
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I want to feel sorry for Cara, but I just can't.
If she read Tattle, then she should have seen all the red flags parading through The Red Square.
If she watched it with rose-coloured glasses, then she is definitely in for a rude awakening. "Never meet your heroes, they might be arseholes".
Well, she isn't completely erased form La Lande history... she did appear in the August Pateron vlog. (Well I guess she had to be, as she was causing a commotion in the live chats)
If she read Tattle - or even knew of it - I don't believe she would have boarded the plane
 
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For sure the trotters are doing damagecontrole..no vlog from Sadie..imagine sitting them all around the table in Begamania..making out plans ...what to do..and what not do....sorry trotters...its all a bit to late.....you all burned your you tube cashhouse down...
If she read Tattle - or even knew of it - I don't believe she would have boarded the plane
not so sure....i think she also wanted a few minutes of fame...but al she left with were the dishes....the vloggers left of to Italy... :p no footage of the fat dike on a bike...Fan didnt care...she thinks the world is turning around her ugly botoxhead...or her flashing dried out punami..nobody really is interested in anymore...
 
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The most fanciable male in Chateauland has to be Philip Fleurie and Dan is probably the nicest and most genuine, so one to marry. Who to push off a clip - so many contenders: Teabag, Ed and Phil from the hangers on brigade, Billy Bunter Petherick, Little Phyllis Snorter, Potty, Ryan. It'll have to be bye-bye Trotter.
I agree, F = God yes to Philip Fleurie...just my cup of tea and I find him very funny, Dan a close second, but I think Id rather marry him and my only change would be, I think I would have to push Ed off a cliff, because amongst other things, he cant pull off the humour at all, and I think he is mean to Anna
 
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I don't feel sorry for Cara. She signed up to do workaway and...surprise!....she's got to work. She can start by cleaning the kitchen, then laundry, bathrooms, windows etc. Stupid git thought she was going to sit around and play with a spinning wheel 😅🤣 She made her bed.
 
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Hah ha, what a waste. There is only one crease I am interested in, and it ain't in her face. I've even paid for two C sections at the portland to preserve it, so it is an investment.
What a lucky lady Mrs Heathcliffe is. The only slack fanny you know about is a certain fanny at a Shitoo in LaLa Land (y) ooooops did I really write and post that :)
 
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I agree, F = God yes to Philip Fleurie...just my cup of tea and I find him very funny, Dan a close second, but I think Id rather marry him and my only change would be, I think I would have to push Ed off a cliff, because amongst other things, he cant pull off the humour at all, and I think he is mean to Anna
As a gay man i dont find one of them appealing...i hate beggers...i can see throught this when they are nice...there is not one of them i would like to eat a breakfastbiscuit with...not even with that Andrew...jukkk...anybody who flashes his open asshole on the internet is surely a no=go..
 
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I wonder if MaPethrick and Marie went to the same floral design school, something about MaPs remind me of Marie's.....



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Agree. I don't get the flower arranging situ. I buy a bunch of flowers, get vase. Fill with water. Shove flowers in. Fiddle around for 5, till they are aethestically pleassing to me. Done

You hoo....Steppy.... I found your inspo, girl ! 🤣 You should have taken a page out of Beenys book when she said that you can get away with quite cheap material, if you get the trimmings right.
Patreons are funding your shatoo but no one has seen the red staircase yet, or the front receiving room and I'll bet you were trying to put off the downstairs loo as well. That nearly worked.
So...Steppy....how much £€£€ did you get from Shatoo DIY, anyway? And who's paying for the renovation, Patreons or the TV show?
Sarah Beeny's reno of that country house was something else. Sold it to a hotel chain and at a big profit I'll bet. Can't wait to see episode 2 of the new house they're building. I like her taste and ideas.
 
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I don't feel sorry for Cara. She signed up to do workaway and...surprise!....she's got to work. She can start by cleaning the kitchen, then laundry, bathrooms, windows etc. Stupid git thought she was going to sit around and play with a spinning wheel 😅🤣 She made her bed.
Can she really be blamed because she believed the vlogs to be a realistic depiction of life,:eek:. love ❤ and laughter :LOL:at LaLande? :unsure:
 
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Can she really be blamed because she believed the vlogs to be a realistic depiction of life, love and laughter at LaLande? :unsure:
Yes, absolutely! Before going Nutti would have made sure she was competent in whatever area they would need assistance with. Cara had to understand and agree beforehand. True work-aways are expected to actually work yet Cara apparently expected to be treated more like a paying guest rather than someone who volunteered to wash the floors.
 
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