The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

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So they have stupid, minute, cross stitch of chickens framed
Dumb hedgehog pictures framed
Ugly peacock crap framed
But the nice stretched canvas they received today ( I liked it better than most)
NOPE no frame.
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I noticed Phyllis' nails were longer too. I hate guys with fingernails. I think when I met my husband 31 years ago his were too long for my taste. Nipped that in the bud straight away!
Ugh..I hate long nails on a man and too long for women. I'm generally not one who bothers with people's looks but I have a thing about hands. I don't care for manicures coz hands just require a moisturizer to look good.
 
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*** BREAKING NEWS ***

Billy and Michael Pickpocket of Begmania have just announced that major building work will be undertaken this year at the château. The building, which is already more than ten times the size of the average house, will be extended with a further ten rooms. At the press conference, held at Begmania, Bill said "We've shown all the rooms in the vlogs and there's nothing left to show. Viewers want to see more of the château and that's what they'll get." Vlogs will initially focus on the construction work and then move on to the decor with exciting trips to brocantes and antique shops. Construction work will be funded by the general public. The Pickpockets will be holidaying (paid for by public money) in the south of France in August, so work is scheduled to begin in the autumn. Billy went on to say that they're prepared to continue extending the château in order to provide more content for vlogs.
 
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Although I think the dress was a European size 38 which is a UK 10.


I really enjoyed Watching his Cornish renovation, was it called it’s not easy being green.
It would have been a French 38 that's a European 42 and UK 14 (US 12).
 
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So this immune friend is going to parachute 🪂 in from the Netherlands 🇳🇱
Thus avoiding ANY contact with anyone for the entire 8 hour journey

Then at the chateau
With multiple ppls working and using every aspect of the farmhouse
They will be staying in the servants wing ??? To avoid contact ??

No eamause
No visit to Limoges
It’s high season ……

So a holiday in a room in a shitshow with international ppl floating in and out

Guess SSB is anxious to get the church back in use …..

Destination funerals must be a new business opportunity 🤢
With Farewell Florals by Wiik Wilted Wildflowers

i've never heard of funeral flowers being described as anything other than that or floral tributes. Where FRK got farewell florals (or maybe it's farewell flowers) from I can't imagine. A silly and entirely unnecessary twee euphemism.
 
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With Farewell Florals by Wiik Wilted Wildflowers

i've never heard of funeral flowers being described as anything other than that or floral tributes. Where FRK got farewell florals (or maybe it's farewell flowers) from I can't imagine. A silly and entirely unnecessary twee euphemism.
Heh heh, farewell flowers, indeed. In my callow youth this would have been described as BBB, Bullshit Baffles Brains. Now that I am older wiser more mature etc it is called MBD, Male Bovine Dung, pronounced embedee. It's a new concept, but I didn't invent the original.
 
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Who are David and Donna?
Think David is an old friend of SJs. Think he may own a restaurant (not sure). He and Donna always come at the same time and they specialise in vegan & vegetarian cooking, I think. He has two young daughters who also sometimes come. He doesn't appear to be married. I always thought he and Donna were a couple but I think Clara said they weren't. Maybe they just work together. They both appear in a lot of the party photos from years ago. He seems to give SJ a lot of gifts, often Toblerone! They probably stay for free in exchange for cooking. They seem OK, reasonably sane, and are good chefs by the looks of it.
 
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Think David is an old friend of SJs. Think he may own a restaurant (not sure). He and Donna always come at the same time and they specialise in vegan & vegetarian cooking, I think. He has two young daughters who also sometimes come. He doesn't appear to be married. I always thought he and Donna were a couple but I think Clara said they weren't. Maybe they just work together. They both appear in a lot of the party photos from years ago. He seems to give SJ a lot of gifts, often Toblerone! They probably stay for free in exchange for cooking. They seem OK, reasonably sane, and are good chefs by the looks of it.
My dear Espe, while I admire the positive sentiment in your response, I have a question in my mind whether "sane" and "lalaland" are not oxymoronic :ROFLMAO: :cool:
 
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Yes. Flats would have looked fine with the dress and she could have changed to heels when she nipped back to the van to "freshen up" and dump her shopping. Tottering about is not a good look.
I was told by a podiatrist that i would struggle to walk in flats as i had a high heel foot!! which probably explains why i had to be "rescued" on a charity walk (most embarrassing!). Maybe SJ has this problem so has to totter about in heels :unsure:🤣
 
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Who are David and Donna?
this is so exciting! the return of beloved characters!
Think David is an old friend of SJs. Think he may own a restaurant (not sure). He and Donna always come at the same time and they specialise in vegan & vegetarian cooking, I think. He has two young daughters who also sometimes come. He doesn't appear to be married. I always thought he and Donna were a couple but I think Clara said they weren't. Maybe they just work together. They both appear in a lot of the party photos from years ago. He seems to give SJ a lot of gifts, often Toblerone! They probably stay for free in exchange for cooking. They seem OK, reasonably sane, and are good chefs by the looks of it.
the guy with the bike shorts?
 
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God help us all, Phillip just bought a womans blue jumpsuit and has plans on actually wearing it. There are some things, the eyes just cant unsee what they see. He looks just plain silly.
Perhaps he is preparing to become a transvestite , its only a short step away for him.
 
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