The Chateau Diaries #48 No longer Doing It himself. Just doing everyone else

[Bored Mermaid CC]

MW: Today, (ha, ha), I'm interviewing Andrew, who is a very dear friend (ha, ha). He's so inspiring and I'm very greatful to have met him, (ha, ha). Andrew, you and your twin brother have built a very successful business, ha, ha. What were you doing in Madrid? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Smiling) Que?

Marie: (Ha, ha, ha, ha). And what is the secret of your success? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Still smiling) Que?

literally dead again-people I only have 4 lives left stop making me laugh so hard

 

[ViewerLA]

Doubt it very much. She promotes his vlogs on social media sites.

Actually, Ma pulled ALL of Teabaggers and Sadie's videos from the Facebook sites the other day. Puff!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

MPK lost 2,000 subscribers in less than five days. After his coming out and his intro of Andresss.
And no, Gwen! It's not because people are homophobic sh*t heads, it's because people saw through the facade of your brother-in-law's dingy character and the blatant, shameless begging.

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Another very boring travel flog - how many times can you recite the Wikipedia page of an old cathedral, walk around in a town saying how much you love everything, shop and eat before people realize this is just a big vanity project/scam?!

It's very redundant and uninteresting, which I think is why I liked the Fleuries so much today, a REAL vacation doing something interesting (sailboat trip) without bragging about your intellect/knowledge and shopping addiction.

Steph battling that strap on her dress was the most interesting part of the flog. Careful Steph, your dress might slip and expose your modus operandi:
Cathedral facade ogling
Getting lost finding the entrance to the cathedral, not quite, she did get lost during the exit so that counts?
Breathlessly reciting cathedral facts, a form of audible gasping
Reciting facts about stained glass
Making a comparison about stone floors or something to LaLande chapel
Philip talking about paint on stone columns, not wood, but still structural
Filming of buildings while walking to second hand clothing store, not a brocante, still they‘re used items and it counts
Buying crap they don’t need in the form of nightgown daywear
Bonus feature: Philip trying on a woman’s jumpsuit, stop baiting me Philip! You know you looked like a dillhole.
Food shot of ice cream and dinner plate, I’ll give one point, no shot of Steph fake eating
Catch of the day: Philip eating lemon sorbet…didn’t he once say he was allergic to lemons?

My crystal ball let me down with no sped up montage of driving into town
No searching for a parking spot Although they did have issues finding where they parked so a
And no sped up montage on the way back home, that’ll be next week so a

 

[Gibson]

Actually, Ma pulled ALL of Teabaggers and Sadie's videos from the Facebook sites the other day. Puff!

That's weird. The better half saw them earlier and made comment.
Does this mean I have to restore my fb account to check?

 

[MojoDublin]

Ma, Pa and sis didn't get to see those vlogs before Michael posted them. If they had they would have stopped him from publishing them. Billy and Gwen don't care. They have forbidden Michael from publishing any new vlogs so he'll be going radio-silent for a long time.

And you know this how ???

They removed WiFi access prehaps ??

 

[Gibson]

Steph battling that strap on her dress was the most interesting part of the flog. Careful Steph, your dress might slip and expose your modus operandi:
Cathedral facade ogling
Getting lost finding the entrance to the cathedral, not quite, she did get lost during the exit so that counts?
Breathlessly reciting cathedral facts, a form of audible gasping
Reciting facts about stained glass
Making a comparison about stone floors or something to LaLande chapel
Philip talking about paint on stone columns, not wood, but still structural
Filming of buildings while walking to second hand clothing store, not a brocante, still they‘re used items and it counts
Buying crap they don’t need in the form of nightgown daywear
Bonus feature: Philip trying on a woman’s jumpsuit, stop baiting me Philip! You know you looked like a dillhole.
Food shot of ice cream and dinner plate, I’ll give one point, no shot of Steph fake eating
Catch of the day: Philip eating lemon sorbet…didn’t he once say he was allergic to lemons?

My crystal ball let me down with no sped up montage of driving into town
No searching for a parking spot Although they did have issues finding where they parked so a
And no sped up montage on the way back home, that’ll be next week so a

We could have done Shittoo bingo ...drat!

 

[purejuice]

Latest odd SJ pronunciations: "innuvative". "African battick"! I can't believe the gobbledygook she comes out with. She was educated and grew up in the UK. You would think, just from general knowledge, she would know these words! It's also so obvious that she's learnt the cathedral info off by heart from a guide book as she sounds as if she's reading it! She is intensely annoying.
She thinks she's a 38 bust, I doubt it somehow. What about BJJ's women's jumpsuit? The pair of them are mad. Even if the clothes are from a brocante, neither of them needs even one more item of clothing! She just cannot walk into a shop or market without buying something. She definitely has a spending disorder.
Oh no! There's going to be a second Le Mans vlog at the antiques fair. She's obviously glad to be away from LL. She seems really manic at the moment and definitely up for another spending spree. BJJ just enables her! I really hope SJ paid for George and Sarah's dinner after staying at their chateau with her servants!

The money shot would be George and Sarah's credit card, numerals redacted, next to the shells and dregs of SJ's lobster dinner.

 

[Jeeves]

MW: Today, (ha, ha), I'm interviewing Andrew, who is a very dear friend (ha, ha). He's so inspiring and I'm very greatful to have met him, (ha, ha). Andrew, you and your twin brother have built a very successful business, ha, ha. What were you doing in Madrid? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Smiling) Que?

Marie: (Ha, ha, ha, ha). And what is the secret of your success? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Still smiling) Que?

"Gosh - that's stunning. Tee hee hee! "

 

[ViewerLA]

That's weird. The better half saw them earlier and made comment.
Does this mean I have to restore my fb account to check?

Sherri is a Moderator of these 2 Private Facebook Groups.... she pulled all of the video postings Thursday/Friday. Especially since Sadie's last video also asked for €5000 for her boyfriend's car. Bad timing.

 

[Mummy Dearest]

We could have done Shittoo bingo ...drat!

Next time Gibson!

 

[MrsPoker]

God help us all, Phillip just bought a womans blue jumpsuit and has plans on actually wearing it. There are some things, the eyes just cant unsee what they see. He looks just plain silly.

And, she didnt even attempt to stop him....yea hes a grown man but seriously, I wouldnt think twice about saying to hubby no, thats ridiculous it far too (insert appropriate word here) for you dear, because I love him and dont want him to look silly!

 

[Gibson]

Sherri is a Moderator of these 2 Private Facebook Groups.... she pulled all of the video postings Thursday/Friday. Especially since Sadie's last video also asked for €5000 for her boyfriend's car. Bad timing.

Just pulled this off...dammit made me go on fb.

 

[LonePalm]

Actually, Ma pulled ALL of Teabaggers and Sadie's videos from the Facebook sites the other day. Puff!

Yes, but Ma Trotter isn't very smart. They may have miraculously disappeared, but fortunately on the ole intertube, NOTHING is gone forever. Nice try, but once it's out, it's there forever! Something to always remember, all the begging, flaunting on IG stories, old FB posts, they will be found.

 

[Gibson]

found their show on Peakcock (lol) when my partner had open surgery last year-hadn’t heard of him before that time-kept me distracted so I am grateful or is it greatful?-led me to CD messiness-maybe not so thankful

I get he’s gruff and a bit of a know-it-all but it seems he honestly loves and respects his wife and kids and that’s important to me-partner’s best friend was an army officer and very similar so I’m not bothered by gruff old dudes plus where I’ve worked in my life I’ve seen some real dicks (no not like what @Jikki2 found of Andrew-eww l think I’ll stop there)

I hope your partner has now recovered. That's a heavy operation

 

[MrsPoker]

Latest odd SJ pronunciations: "innuvative". "African battick"! I can't believe the gobbledygook she comes out with. She was educated and grew up in the UK. You would think, just from general knowledge, she would know these words! It's also so obvious that she's learnt the cathedral info off by heart from a guide book as she sounds as if she's reading it! She is intensely annoying.
She thinks she's a 38 bust, I doubt it somehow. What about BJJ's women's jumpsuit? The pair of them are mad. Even if the clothes are from a brocante, neither of them needs even one more item of clothing! She just cannot walk into a shop or market without buying something. She definitely has a spending disorder.

I think she meant French dress size, so that would be a UK size 10, which is small, and it was too tight:

 

[purejuice]

MW: Today, (ha, ha), I'm interviewing Andrew, who is a very dear friend (ha, ha). He's so inspiring and I'm very greatful to have met him, (ha, ha). Andrew, you and your twin brother have built a very successful business, ha, ha. What were you doing in Madrid? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Smiling) Que?

Marie: (Ha, ha, ha, ha). And what is the secret of your success? (ha, ha).

Andrew: (Still smiling) Que?

I think we can guess what the sekrit of Andrew's success is by perusing his twin brother's escort ad, crucially provided by @Jikki2

HUNQZ

HUNQZ - The top site for Gay, Bi and Trans Escorts, for rent or hire, massage, companionship, or stripping.

www.hunqz.com

 

[witchgrass]

"Everything here is named so literally...I fancy beef. If they have beef tonight, beef it is." Goes to a restaurant named for beef. Has beef. I don't know why I noticed that. I must be hungry.

 

[ViewerLA]

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Just pulled this off...dammit made me go on fb.

Ahhhh! The Horror! I may have been specifically blocked by Ma Petherick on Facebook. I don't see that "Escape to...." page that she posted that, nor can I find any posts she has made. I laughed at 1, just 1, comment in a post last week and I have been eradicated. Whatever will I do?

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Now, I have seen it all!
But the real question is, who wore it better?