The Chateau Diaries #47 How to succeed in Business without really trying (to work)

[Seeingitasitis]

I wonder how much the "boyfriend experience" package costs???

He made 3,500 euros yesterday. Which he made yesterday. To us, that would be 7/10 of a staircase. To him that means one week with Andrew. And frankly, Andrew would be mad if he charged anything less.

Ahhhhhhthat's why Dan has been asked to cook...and he was not looking too sure about that one himself.

Don't do it Dan. We love you. The deal is only going to go one way and it is not yours.

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

How has this not been picked up by the sun / mail

Somebody call Ruth! Didn't she have contacts there?!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

At least know now that Gwen isn't what many people thought she was. Classic birds of the same feather kinda thing. She just happens to have more money, which we know, no matter how much one has still can't buy class.

I love her new name Gwenlania of Begmania (@MarquisOfNadaillac).

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

The three amigos

I KNOW I promised to stop talking about Trotter, BUT....

Him sucking his cheeks in next to these honestly beautiful guys makes him look even more PATHETIC! (We all know what you look like sans-cheek sucking, stop pretending you're Kate Moss!!)

 

[LonePalm]

I think I missed something, does the gardener's cottage have running water now? If not why isn't that a priority over a bespoke oak staircase? And if there is running water, why the hell does he need an oak staircase? I really detest this grifter.

 

[Arfarf]

I am at a complete loss with Gwen. I thought she was a well brought up, rich and quite nice girl. I thought the idea was that Billy married her to raise himself and his family to her level. What has happened? She has turned into a common, foul mouthed fishwife. She won't be getting rid of them - she now fits right in.

In America if you call someone "white trash".... well, "them's is fightin' words".
But I do believe the Pethericks are white trash....including baby mamma.
And as the (very horrible) song says, " Money can't buy you class".
And they are proof.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

I think I missed something, does the gardener's cottage have running water now? If not why isn't that a priority over a bespoke oak staircase? And if there is running water, why the hell does he need an oak staircase? I really detest this grifter.

- It does have running water now. Watch the vlog where Angelina helped MPK clean the floor tiles.

- But, it does not have a bathroom yet.

- Why can't they prioritize putting a bathroom/toilet first before tackling the freaking second floor? Do they plan to sleep in it before they put a loo?

- Oh, I forgot....they're idiots.

 

[notanangel]

BJJ is slowly investing in a lot of stuff for the tit-oh. From cutlery to napkins, a work desk to (for f*ck's sake) a park bench for the courtyard(?)!
He might need a big moving van when he finally falls out of favor one day when SJ finds a new gay-bi best friend which was MPK's place for a time.

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And let’s not forget the room that used belong to Nick that was supposed to be renovated for MPK… I wonder what’s happening with that?

 

[Seeingitasitis]

When I saw this I thought that Micheal and nick will have to run back to the shatoo to reminder BJJ of his role. If I’m an owner of a place like this I wouldn’t allow workers to purchase furniture that they like.

Philly sees it as his home now. But when he does get chucked out (as Clara has said he inevitably will - and there is no reason to doubt her), never will so much money have been paid to a removal company to transport so much that is worthless from France to The Netherlands. Import tax? They will be handing him money.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

In America if you call someone "white trash".... well, "them's is fightin' words".
But I do believe the Pethericks are white trash....including baby mamma.
And as the (very horrible) song says, " Money can't buy you class".
And they are proof.

Here's proof that they are.
Seriously, who lives like this?

Those cobwebs on the door!

They buy a chateau and turned it into a trash bin! Seven people (not including the babies) live in the chateau and none of them have time to tidy up? Why can't they clean up regularly? These people are gross!

 

[notanangel]

Cringing at the new vlog. But reading the comments, you will delighted to know that everyone thinks Andrew is "gorgeous" and everyone hopes MPK will be happy. Everyone is supportive. No one seems to be asking questions I would like to ask@ "Will Andrew be giving up his profession? If so, what will he do for work, or are you going down the two can live as cheaply as one principle? Andrew is certainly very handsome, so is no one else thinking that if he was the real deal, MPK would be punching well above his weight. What is it that Andrew did not like about his life in Madrid that has made him want to live in the middle of nowhere in a half finished one bedroom cottage? And finally, where can I place a bet on how long this will last. I give it another week in France and a further few dates in Madrid. You cannot afford him, MPK

Is it just me or does anyone else here think that the language barrier may have thrown up a misunderstanding. MPK thinks he is now in a mutually loving "head over heels" relationship and Andrew thinks he has to play Pretty Woman for a week to a rich guy. Both are going to be disappointed.

I think MPK is bi-polar or just a spoiled brat…..not sure which or maybe both.

 

[purejuice]

I’m going with untreated ADHD. I’ve never seen him with dilated pupils. Amphetamines usually cause dilated pupils, with his blue eyes, it’s something that would be very noticeable.

Or maybe it's "treated" and he's abusing Adderall, like Trump and Lindsay Lohan.

Amphetamines vs. Adderall: Is Adderall The Same Thing As Speed?

No. Adderall and speed function similarly, but one is a prescription, the other an illicit drug. Why? Learn the similarities, risks, and differences.

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[Marquis de Potpourri]

And let’s not forget the room that used belong to Nick that was supposed to be renovated for MPK… I wonder what’s happening with that?

That does not appear on SJ's target list.

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

- It does have running water now. Watch the vlog where Angelina helped MPK clean the floor tiles.

I heard him tell her that he only had COLD water. Evidently he doesn't have a hot water heater yet.

 

[Arfarf]

So it being my day off today and being a lame bum ( I fit right in, right?), I also skimmed thru the very pukey Chateau Love ( I don't) video where the love couple and SJ and HER PAID ESCORT go to the Leonardo Da Vinci museum together that SJ already aired...but THIS was the Chateau Love's edited version !!!!!
Yummy it was....well I only watched the first part BECAUSE the 3 of them slammed Phyllis for his purple plaid suit!!! Too funny. And then stupid SJ has to bring up that they really need to see is BJJ in his see-through black lace shirt!!! and the husband sticks it to Snorts over that too. AND SNORTS DOES NOT GET IT!!!
HE IS A DIMWIT.
AND.... Snorts has a camel toe AGAIN. Ugh!! Until this twerp showed up I had only thought females would get a camel toe in too tight pants.
ALSO SJ was not has slappy happy in this version and looked like a bag lady. Sorry to offend the bag ladies.

And TODAY.
Who gets that dressed up to go to a flea market? Her twin, my sister, ALWAYS buys tons of costume rings and wears one or two on every finger...just like Gypsy Rose!

 

[notanangel]

Billy — You’ve got a lot of subscribers on your channel and a lot of viewers…
MPK — I’ve lost a thousand since yesterday.
Billy — Oh, it doesn’t matter. There’s always more.
Gwen — $%#!*
(referring to the unsubscribed viewers while holding her newborn child
beeped out but clearly said ‘Homophobics')

These people are TRASH.

What else is there to say about them? I suggest people wanting to talk about them here on tattle go to the first and only, neverending thread and do so there.

As they say, money does not buy you class. Very disappointed in Gwen but what can one expect… she chose Billy as her life partner (or husband).

It was a gift in Cadeaux along with the stupid inflatables.


With Marie and Kat leaving, who will do the cooking? Hopefully Miss Canada can cook or it looks like Steph is going to be chained to the stove for awhile.

On Dan’s vlog today, he mentioned that he had to go speak with them about cooking or not cooking. So they must be asking him to do some of it… maybe on weekends? Hope he says no to them.

 

[Mummy Dearest]

Or maybe it's "treated" and he's abusing Adderall, like Trump and Lindsay Lohan.

Amphetamines vs. Adderall: Is Adderall The Same Thing As Speed?

No. Adderall and speed function similarly, but one is a prescription, the other an illicit drug. Why? Learn the similarities, risks, and differences.

www.therecoveryvillage.com

Adderall also causes pupil dilation.
I don’t know if he’s “on” anything. Could be something as simple as an SSRI that causes him to act impulsively. My personal experience with a particular SSRI caused me to act very similar, very impulsive, I‘d get an idea in my head and had to act on it, like shopping, partying, whatever triggered the pleasure center of the brain, it didn’t agree with my chemistry because without it I’m not an impulsive person.

And yes, Adderall can be highly addictive as it’s a form of methanphetamine, it’s also very affective (when used as prescribed) for treating ADHD and ADD. I have two kids who’ve been prescribed it, without they would have failed school. It helped them immensely with focusing, fidgeting, blurting out, being successful in school. I wish they didn’t need it, but they do, and I can’t deny that it worked for them.

 

[LonePalm]

- It does have running water now. Watch the vlog where Angelina helped MPK clean the floor tiles.

- But, it does not have a bathroom yet.

- Why can't they prioritize putting a bathroom/toilet first before tackling the freaking second floor? Do they plan to sleep in it before they put a loo?

- Oh, I forgot....they're idiots.

Thanks for the update. I refuse to watch to find out, I love you tattlers who keep us informed.

 

[Pekey]

omg when they were in MPs vlog speaking about the Faust painting with the devil in the background...I thought it looked like MP creeping up on poor Pretty Woman. The place is a shocking and total mess!! Cobwebs and junk everywhere. The body language is that Andress was displaying sèms like he is super uncomfortable He seems antsy and weirded out being on camera.

Are you sure they were not at SJ old Chateauuuuu ???

Sounds like it with all the rubbish and all !!

 

[LonePalm]

MORE MONEY = BETTER MOOD.
F*CK YOU, MICHAEL PETHERICK.

Read all the comments on your coming out vlog, and you'll lose your creativity again.




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If nothing else, he has a new photo for his Grindr profile. So I guess it's not a complete loss.