The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?

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Skidmark Jarvis pulled her “I AM SICK” scam repeatedly during March, 2025, December 2025 and in January 2026 too.👇👇👇In 2025, Skidmark had multiple episodes of fake eye infections, “man flu“, suspected COVID, suspected serious cases of flu, strep throat, an abscessed tooth, narcolepsy, and multiple bouts of crippling weakness and fatigue.

December, 20w5/January 2026 fake flu/illness scam
December, 2025 fake flu scam


Demember 2026 fake illness scam


fake illness/lurgy comments by skidmark January 2026

January 9, 2026 skidmark sick in Venice at a 5 star hotel

March 2025 skidmark fake illness scam

September, 2024 skidmark plays sick.

April 23, 2024 Skidmark has the flu

April 26, 2024 Skidmark has “man flu.”




january 28, 2024 post about how skidmark jarvis manipulates viewers with illness and death.👇👇 We need to add to the list below…….👇👇👇

Deaths and health issues Stephanie Jarvis has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner sympathy for herself in cd diaries and the gift grab:
Deceased relatives

  1. Deceased Daddy Derek used constantly as cd fodder for content to evoke the little orphan princess vibe.
  2. Her grandmother used to invoke religious devotion to the former party pad chapel
  3. Philip uses the memories of his overly involved, porcelain loving grandparents in dozens of videos.
  4. Henri the ghost of the Marquis she allegedly channeled who allegedly “approved“ of her work restoring the Dump

Deaths since CD began:
  1. Mmakhotso Moloi
  2. Ian the plasterer ( she even told viewers that his family asked her not to film at his funeral services).
  3. Christopher the contractor
  4. Amaury’s dog ( then she posted a clickbait title on a later cd video when Amaury was leaving, implying that his remaining dog Molly had died).
  5. dead peachick ( filming it gasping for breath while dying) ( fan mentioned in one video that wedgewood was the only surviving peachick out of the group born at the Dump. How did the others die?)
  6. Spud and Beethoven
  7. Exploited the story of the death of hundreds of fish when she, Larkin, and Potts drained the pond, leaving the fish flopping and gasping for air as they died. Spoke a few times about the death of the white peacock.
Animal exploitation
Stephanie has facilitated and exploited the birth of chicks and peachicks repeatedly and had Kirsty bring a baby lamb for photos at Easter. She and Snorts have routinely chased and harassed the sheep, chickens, peahens, roosters, peacocks, Ruby, and the hedgehog they reluctantly took to the vet as well as irritating the neighboring cows. Finally, untrained neurotic 50% discount semi royal Ratso is forced to earn his keep in a chaotic, loud environment and star in over 30+ videos to date.


Illnesses/ health issues of others she has exploited and/ or high jacked to garner attention or sympathy:
  1. Percy TB extravaganza ( remember the cd video with the clickbait title implying Percy was dead?)
  2. Mummy‘s eye surgery, blind eye since birth narrative and miraculous restoration of sight. “Worries” about Mummy.
  3. didn’t she talk about Gerry’s cancer?
  4. FRK’s back injury after hauling furniture/ mattresses with Snorts.
  5. Didn’t she exploit Amaury’s sadness about his childhood friend who died In a cd interview?
Stephanie’s health ”issues” depicted to garner sympathy in cd videos:
  1. Covid exposure
  2. water bottles causing skin irritation
  3. headaches
  4. Multiple colds/ flu/ illnesses ( usually occurring the day before a party or celebration)
  5. back pain
  6. gamey arthritic hip ( exploited in multiple videos and in South Africa allegedly for an office visit. Physical therapy and pain meds).
  7. mystery emergency hospitalization ( complete with video from the hospital room) which she never explained to viewers although she promised to do so
  8. Her sadly dry skin that desperately needed the Foreo( sp?) device.
Can you think of anything or anyone else to add to the lists above?
From Pyke’s comment below, she snubbed the death of Diesel and failed to mention his death on the cd channel.


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Gracie always with the receipts!!!!!
 
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Will Ms Sick-O-Pants put out a Patron video tonight? Will she fess up to where they REALLY are atm? What are your guesses?
 
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Will Ms Sick-O-Pants put out a Patron video tonight? Will she fess up to where they REALLY are atm? What are your guesses?
Well she only told them about the demise of the previous chickens, so it's anyone's guess.
 
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Amusing tidbit about Crozon-sur-Vauvre.
I've been slow-cooking a business idea for my eventual move to France and am researching and scouting locations with help from ChatGPT.
For kicks I asked about Crozon-sur-Vauvre. This was the reply:

***CHATGPT REPLY***
I’m going to save you some time and a potential mistake: Crozon-sur-Vauvre is a hard NO for the (redacted business idea).
And here’s why—no romance, just reality:

First, what it actually is
  • Tiny village in Indre (central France)
  • Population: very small (think hundreds, not thousands)
  • No train
  • No tourism engine
  • Deep countryside
This isn’t “charming hidden gem.”
It’s: quiet, rural, and largely invisible

For your criteria, it fails almost every test
No rail
→ you’ve already identified this as a dealbreaker
No water draw
→ no Loire, no harbor, no promenade, no “scene”
No foot traffic
→ not even seasonal, not even accidental
No evening life
→ after dark = silence, maybe a dog barking somewhere

The core issue
This is the kind of place where:
  • people live
  • they don’t wander
And your entire concept depends on: people wandering, discovering, lingering

What would work there?
If you were:
  • opening a gîte
  • writing a novel
  • filming a moody indie project
Then sure—beautiful, peaceful, cheap.

But a (business idea? you’d be (business idea) for… yourself.

This is the exact trap you’ve been avoiding
It probably looked:
  • cute on a map
  • affordable
  • “authentic France”
But you’ve already learned: authentic ≠ viable

Compare to your real contenders

You’ve been gravitating toward:
  • (possible location)
  • (possible location)
  • (possible location)
Those have:
  • movement
  • water
  • tourism
  • energy
Crozon-sur-Vauvre has: none of that

Blunt verdict
Not a contender
Not even a maybe
Not worth another minute of analysis
***END CHATGPT REPLY***


With all of that in mind, I wonder why fan chose Lalande? Did she have no plan or vision? Or was it a pipe dream for any chateau for the right price, no matter where?
It's in legit boondocks! Cute town, but personally I'd need more convenience. Considering how lazy fan and PhiPhi are, I'd think they'd want more convenience too; it's probably the reason they're always away.
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BTW, the Richmonds have staked their Google Earth claim:
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Chat GPT could have saved you a lot of time by simply answering “middle of nowhere“ 😂
 
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That yellow would be painful to see everyday. View attachment 3967036
I know it's been said before, but they have awful taste. When Steve was asking about painting the cabinet by the fireplace and the buffet, he mentioned keeping the wood, but painting blue inlays. Horrible, terrible idea, but completely tracks with the bad design ideas they have. This entire kitchen is quite sad and that yellow is overwhelming.
 
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Well hey, my Tattle Life friends… did you miss me? 😄





I know I kind of disappeared for a minute —life threw me a curveball with some health stuff—but I’ve missed y’all more than you know.

Good news… I’m coming back!


Now let me be clear—I’m not here to watch fan Four Flues (absolutely not 😂), but I am here to hang out with all of you.

I’ve really missed our Friday nights in the VIP lounge… the laughs, the chats, all of it.



Feels good to be back 💛 Hugs MrsP
 
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Well hey, my Tattle Life friends… did you miss me? 😄





I know I kind of disappeared for a minute —life threw me a curveball with a short proposal and some health stuff—but I’ve missed y’all more than you know.





Good news… I’m coming back!





Now let me be clear—I’m not here to watch fan Four Flues (absolutely not 😂), but I am here to hang out with all of you.





I’ve really missed our Friday nights in the lounge… the laughs, the chats, all of it.





Feels good to be back 💛 Hugs MrsP
Welcome back.
Tattlers are currently playing ‘ Where is wally/ fan.?

This was fan Easter Day. Her hair looks remarkably similar and her ‘I’m in bed not feeling well’ video has her in bed in with similar makeup!

How long do tulips stay alive for? As again she shows the same Easter Day…
The shadow from the chapel tells us it is about mid day when fan informs us the guests will be arriving in about an hour. I thought guests had to arrive after 4 pm?
Also fan’s pillow slips are the ones she had on Easter Day, 20 days later she hasn’t changed them?
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If fan’s veins are a route planner of her life, she is f#rked !

Seriously I have NEVER seen hands like hers. She is a dehydrated rooster.
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Morgan has a short…chandelier cleaning. I’m afraid I’ve never seen anyone dump water over one to clean it, though. 😳🫣
 
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Morgan has a short…chandelier cleaning. I’m afraid I’ve never seen anyone dump water over one to clean it, though. 😳🫣
That was an interesting approach! Love her short vids. Someone needs to tell her that 40+ minutes is too long. Two 20 min vids a week would get her more views.
 
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There was a time when blue and yellow were the cliché "French kitchen" colors in North America. The idea is so outdated now and it doesn't really translate for a Chateau that is actually in France. Not a fan of the color blocking either.
That hard, fluorescent yellow needs to be toned down and only be an accent colour in the kitchen. Where do the Shrek's go for their inspiration? Why not consult Little Greene, the folks they used for the breakfast room. Also, why do they also plaster different colours in every room - their place is just as discordant as fan's, with none of the rooms flowing together.
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I know it's been said before, but they have awful taste. When Steve was asking about painting the cabinet by the fireplace and the buffet, he mentioned keeping the wood, but painting blue inlays. Horrible, terrible idea, but completely tracks with the bad design ideas they have. This entire kitchen is quite sad and that yellow is overwhelming.
Do they still have only one shared bathroom? I don't recall them adding a second.
 
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If fan’s veins are a route planner of her life, she is f#rked !

Seriously I have NEVER seen hands like hers. She is a dehydrated rooster. View attachment 3967653View attachment 3967654
Also in last week's patron vlog on Wednesday fan showed Jean Christophe cutting the back lawn when they arrived back after 8:30 p.m.
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In Thursday's CD Jean Christophe is again cutting the back lawn (supposedly only the next day or two) just one hour before the guests arrive.
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I try to avoid discussing appearance BUT.... his mouth is so deeply deeply unattractive..
You are sweet. And you are kind. I’m usually kind about other people’s appearance. Mean teasing about the slightest flaw was a norm in my household growing up, so I’m hyper sensitive about treating others that way.

That said, when the individuals are slimy, lying, animal abusing, grifting, cheating rum? Then? Well, then they’re fair game and I’ll happily heap on the insults. 😒🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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