The Chateau Diaries #389 Stephanie Jarvis motto is 'why complete a project when you can start another one?'

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My son had Glandular fever in his first year too. He had a couple of negative Paul Bunnell tests, even though he was quite unwell. Finally, he passed out in the GP surgery when the nurse took blood to test again.. She said that she was 100% positive that the test would be positive for Mono and that time it was. He was unwell for quite some time and took months to recover fullly. No surprise that it is colloquially known as the "Kissing Disease.)
My daughter had glandular fever too, she was in her final year at school and of course being my daughter she ended up in hospital because her glands everywhere were swollen even her abdomen area 😳, it took months for her to recover. If you don‘t slow down and take care of yourself with GF you can end up with chronic fatigue. If she gets run down the first area affected is her throat, strep throat has been an issue too. I can tell you if fan is sick she wouldn’t be travelling and eating the food she’s showing, she‘S faking.
 
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Sorry, I just had to post this cute clip.
I’m very upset I used to be able to play instagram posts on this site and now they won’t play. I’m on instagram so I’m not sure why this is happening but I really felt like seeing this one. 😥
 
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I do hope Gertie and her husband are ok........ fires up her way!
God its hot out there .... and the wind has picked up and that is no good for fire fighters!!
School has been destroyed and homes . People are being told to leave their homes and go to the safe centers.
I have the air con on but I feel for people who do not have one.

I do hope we hear from you Gertie. ❤
Same Pekey it’s giving me PTSD from the 2019/20 fires we had in NSW and then we went straight into COVID. I have so much empathy for everyone touched by these fires, it’s so devastating.

Yes I wish we could hear from Gertie and all the other missing tattlers, my mind goes straight to health issues when I know thats not always the case, people are busy, they move on from sites and fan's horrid grifting can be too much in these times.
 
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JackSpratt said:
That's the trouble JANET, she does only look after herself ALL THE bleeping TIME! If not she's got her Groom of the Stool to look after her, along with Cinders and occasionally the Elf on the shelf (who before much longer is going to be just an outline).


Did I miss this first time around Jacky, that’s hilarious, Groom of the Stool, Cinders and an outline of the Elf, I’ve got a vision in my head and it won’t leave. You’re brilliant 👏👏👏
 
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I'm so sick.

MY a!

How much did they drop at the probably overpriced flea market? My guess, well over 1000 euros. That first table cloth was 350.00, no prices mentioned about the rest.

Still, she's worth it 🤬
 
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I’m very upset I used to be able to play instagram posts on this site and now they won’t play. I’m on instagram so I’m not sure why this is happening but I really felt like seeing this one. 😥
I sometimes can’t see videos that people posted. I’m wondering if it could be a music restriction for different countries. The cat is dancing to Forget me not.
 
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stevensmith9706
58 minutes ago
Philip running loose with the credit cards?

serenarowe646
1 hour ago
Lovely to have the video tonight thank you …..I was missing you guys but happily I spotted you and Phillip yesterday morning across the room during breakfast in the Danieli, which was a lovely little thrill to the start of my last day in Venice! View attachment 3847196 ……Hope you’re feeling better and better every day

grandmasue3880
1 hour ago
Another extravagant travel.


parisgordon3480
15 minutes ago
we eed to work on your amuse system this year.. you are always getting sick!! you need to check your blood and vitamins.

wb2860
41 minutes ago
I have to stop watching these. As a fellow pack rat, watching the king and queen of packratting encourages my sickness

darlenegreen5171
1 hour ago
What happened to the peacocks that lived at the chateau??

stephaniesharkey3538
1 hour ago
Why did u travel? Rest up!


paulsackett3613
1 hour ago
"Start thinking about food? You're always thinking about food!"

jacquelinejeffs4079
1 hour ago
Stephanie, you can always adopt a little baby

ny11-11
1 hour ago
Speaking of fire hazards, the terrible nightclub fire in Switzerland recently caused by those sparkler candles, reminded me that they are used at LaLande for birthdays. Obviously your ceilings are safer, however it still worries me - curtains or soft furnishings could easily catch fire from a spark from how those things shoot sparks out . And the risk is not to be underestimated

natalielennox7178
2 hours ago
Lost sound only a minute in

sylviadawe8813
1 minute ago
Your coat is so nice Phillip!
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Another 5* Hotel, and this one is in Venice. I wonder How much a weeks stay costs? To think she was pedaling the Christmas tree ornaments before Christmas to raise money for her precious Salon. I'm guessing with the cost of the hotel, restaurant meals and purchases that they are easily spending over €1500,00 a day.
 
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It’s a new year and I know I want 2026 to be my best one yet, or at least better than 2025. It might be a nice gesture of goodwill to say something positive about Skidmark…

I like the idea of fixing up the chateau and making it a safe place for everyone that lives there and visits.

Anyone else have anything nice to add?❤
No. 😁
 
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Nothing but the very best for the fake sick 50 year-old little orphan, princess and her con artist co-conspirator, fake fiancé loser filth. Help They have been in Italy for at least a week, as usual, celebrating the 20 trip to Venice for scammer and pathological liar Skidmark Jarvis. So much for the outrageously overpriced Temu Christmas ornament fundraiser. It was not for the never to be completed not so grand salon, it was for the “2026 Skidmark Jarvis year of fun hedonistic travel and shopping slush fund.” IT appears that Skidmark has been spotted out and about in Venice by a couple of viewers. She is not secluding herself in a hotel room. Such a blatant pathological liar and con artist.

How many times did moneymaker 2.0 tit and piss in the newly redecorated rooms? You know that skidmark Jarvis tried all the spa services available at the 5 star hotel. She started 2025 with a five star trip to Rome. 2026, she starts a year with a five star luxury vacation to Venice and will have five star luxury hotel accommodations in Geneva but we will pretend that she and loser filth are staying at the flat of the Baghead crew.

Were they staying in 2 guest rooms at the 5 star, newly redecorated Hotel DanielI, where pets are allowed to stay for a separate fee?

Facing the Venetian lagoon and just steps from San Marco, Hotel Danieli, Venice is a 5-star property with elegant and spacious accommodations, while the rooftop restaurant, Terrazza Danieli offers spectacular lagoon views. The historic hotel showcases majestic Venetian architecture that dates back as far as the 14th Century. All rooms and suites feature an LCD satellite TV, air conditioning, and an Italian-marble bathroom with bathrobe and slippers. Some rooms offer views of the lagoon.

In a city of romantic mystery and hidden treasures, Four Seasons reveals the authentic Venice, celebrating art, culture and craftsmanship. Experience the legendary Danieli, now fully restored and reborn. Gazing across the lagoon, steps from Piazza San Marco, our 5-star luxury hotel in Venice unites three historic palaces dating as far back as the 15th century. Linger over dinner on the rooftop terrace or unwind in the Danieli Spa. Discover Venice as never before, with exclusive access and unique experiences, reflecting the ultimate in Four Seasons service.

 
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mishshelby
3 hours ago
Dear Philip please return my email, I bought and paid for love and friendship duo bundle on 18th of August and no matter how many email I send you, you have not got back me, very disappointing I thought I was part on a lovely community, feeling very let down

LizDobson-f2n
3 hours ago
Oh no! This is so bad.If you paid through paypal you could get a refund. I know you won't get the bundle, but it's five months now.

mishshelby
3 hours ago
@LizDobson-f2n I know and well over 10 emails trying to chase it up , I have only received 1 email from Andrew stating that he would pass it on to Philip and 1 generic email saying they would get back in 24 to 48 hours that was over month ago, Its ruining the chateau diaries for me




annettebaker4357
1 hour ago
My sister is sick in Venice and says it is freezing cold!!! Please take care of yourself. She has had such a terrible cold that has settled in her lungs. The air is wet and damp. Be well friend
 
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Too much Marlborough wine Lisa!
I had no idea what Marlborough wine is, so I searched and found this: “a signature herbaceousness, often described as ‘cat’s pee on a gooseberry bush’”🤢

Sounds about right for Philthy. 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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28105wsking
1 minute ago
Yes, yes, yes, BUT! WHO is going to wash, bleach , and iron all those linens

hannayoung9657
2 hours ago (edited)
My friends mum said I'm 50 there will be no babys here, 8 months later my friend was born to every ones surprised.

SharonWalker-q2s
5 hours ago
50 isn’t too old to start a family Stephanie. Lots of women conceive naturally at that age. There also IVF of course. Broody - why not? You two would make fabulous parents

lisaa8437
4 hours ago
Omg, are you insane??

welshboyted
4 hours ago
She would need to find a man or a donor.

SharonWalker-q2s
1 hour ago
@welshboyted I don't understand - she has Phillip. Are you being sarcastic?
 
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I have to say, I am well and truly impressed. fan nailed her retrospective of 2025 just by showing them shopping again, while on a five star holiday too. Covered all the bases, that did. Good job.. 👏🏻

ETA: I thought she has spent hours, days, falling asleep at the computer editing a retrospective of everything they accomplished on their renovations.

I actually think she is afraid of us doing the unfinished projects list. We need that in the wiki.
 
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Just had another thought the two glasses Tithead bought, the same as used by Geeorrrges Sonds (ffs!).

Didn't she say, when guest come they will be able to drink out of the same make of glass as used by said Geeorrrges Sonds (ffs!).

What are they going to do then play bleeping pass the parcel with them as didn't he only buy two. That'll be another friggin collection.

I wish they'd both tripped and fallen in the Marina!
 
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Just had another thought the two glasses Tithead bought, the same as used by Geeorrrges Sonds (ffs!).

Didn't she say, when guest come they will be able to drink out of the same make of glass as used by said Geeorrrges Sonds (ffs!).

What are they going to do then play bleeping pass the parcel with them as didn't he only buy two. That'll be another friggin collection.

I wish they'd both tripped and fallen in the Marina!
This is ringing a bell. Who in the chateauverse collects Georgian glasses? 🤔

ETA: Is it mummy? Does she have some Georgian glass in the UK? So…Philthy took over her beloved Spode and now wants to collect her prized Georgian glasses? Sick b.
 
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This was Skidmark’s 20th trip to Venice!!!! She was taking the trip as a surprise for viewers? bull.
She's nothing but sheer kindness, taking a holiday especially for the crazies. I bet they were thrilled to bits, as they're that sad.
 
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Morning All,

Thanks as always for the NY thread @ComtesseRose ⭐

Hope all UK Tattlers survived ‘Goretti’ 🙏🏻🙏🏻 Am pleased to say not as bad as I thought it would be on my part of the South Coast. Woke up to no rain, wind and sunshine 👌🏻

Nabbed this before it’s inevitable deletion. If fan & Anorta can be bothered to get off their Gondala 🙄

Heather & Jane are right on the button. Please, please, please, may 2026 be the year the rabid fans see the light and tell fan to duck right off 🙏🏻
 

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