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dumbblonde

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UK television viewers will need to manage their excitement levels this evening as "Chateau DIY" features Stephanie Jarvis.
S6 E15 airs on Channel 4 at 17:00 BST "Stephanie sets out to build a poulet palace"
I am dizzy with excitement
 
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JackSpratt

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She shows two in the coop and then they bring three back from their shopping trip. It’s sickening. I’m surprised she even came out with the truth. I think she’s going to get a lot of backlash for this. I do wonder when the second massacre occurred …..probably while she was away because most of the time she is. And the next trip will be Chelsea flower show? More money to be spent on tat. When I see the crumbling exterior façade of the place and then think of all the things they have purchased for inside, it’s absolutely horrid. And what about the heating system? No updates on that?
They really really fucking piss me off.

Those previous chickens died from neglect, simple as that.

She's got people doing everything else for her save wiping her arse, so what's stopping her or him from looking after them.

They want them, so take responsibility for them.

This lot are doomed too, poor things!
 
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SaucySaysSo

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Hey there, Snorty! Just so you know, those petals are glass and have no scent. The aroma you’re smelling is likely the bounce back bad breath from burping up your mushy peas and pineapple. 🙄
 
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JackSpratt

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The ordinary things that the rest of us have to do to live; work a job, clean, cook, garden, feed the dog/cat/kids, pay the bills etc - are just beyond her. She finds every day life stressful and has to take to her bed when it all gets too much. Her parents did a shit job preparing her for life.
I've been poorly for the last three friggin weeks. Started as a cold ended up with bronchitis.

I've still had to get up and do things like everyone else does.

Just about back to normal, got my mother in law arriving Sunday (could have done with her coming later in the year) for 2 weeks and i'm knackered from constant coughing and the clearing up DUST following the rendering.

She's a usless spoilt bint!
 
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T Rex

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The ordinary things that the rest of us have to do to live; work a job, clean, cook, garden, feed the dog/cat/kids, pay the bills etc - are just beyond her. She finds every day life stressful and has to take to her bed when it all gets too much. Her parents did a shit job preparing her for life.
I am the same age as Fanny, and our lives couldn't be any more different. I usually get in over 13K steps per day, but yesterday, I took the dogs to the park in their stroller after my run so they could pee on new scenery, cleaned the house, went to the grocery store and cooked an early dinner for some of our sailing friends- I clocked in over 20K steps. This morning, I awoke at the same time I always do to let the dogs out, fed them their brekkie and gave Luna her insulin injection.

I was exhausted, so went back to bed for another hour, made a high protein brekkie, unloaded the dishwasher, started a load of laundry, had a runny nose which reminded me to take a Zyrtec, walked the pups and whilst I was not feeling it at all today, mentally forced myself to go for my 4-mile run before Luna's annual well-baby appointment at the vet (to be fair, we are there every three months, but she was due ALL of her shots today and is not a happy camper. But, her bloodwork compared to three months ago was awesome, so it was a win for me.).

I thought about Fanny whilst on my run today. Things really start to change in a woman's body when you hit the "Nifty 50s" and unless you are on top of it, things can de-escalate quickly. The loss of muscle mass and a slower metabolism is real as well as arthritis, hence why one has to increase their protein intake and have a strong exoskeleton to support these aging old bones. What you put into your body is what you get out of it regarding nutrition and exercise. In Fanny's case, if she keeps on the path she is on, she's going to eventually look like Chantal. I'm not trying to be mean, but this is the honest truth.

Even bad-ass T Rexes who eat right and exercise every day get cellulite, to my dismay and horror. Plantar fasciitis is the bane of my existence (as well as allergies), but I deal with it (good shoes and physical therapy) and keep on keeping on. All the botox and fillers are not going to fix an aging body.
 
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JackSpratt

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Absolutely not 😡 Stop lying Xanax Twerp, I am more than fed up with all your excuses: permission... take time..... protected and other BS.
Previously you were awaiting for an answer from the French, now you are going through the process of applying. What's next??
1 Did you really apply? Yes or no? If yes, when????
2 The façade is protected by law, since when? Is that your last invention? Try harder.
3 That building is not listed.
4 That building is not even situated in a "périmètre historique"

I own a house situated in a "périmètre historique" and I am French, therefore I do know how things work because I have been through all these things. A permission for a non listed building in a non historic perimeter is even easier and quicker.
One of us @JackSpratt is British and lives in France. They asked a permission and they got it very quickly. How amazing, NOT. Just normal when things are properly done, or should I say just done......

What exactly have you achieved so far, little Mr Xanax Williams?? How many lines on your CV? Do you own a house? Do you own a car? Don't answer because it would be a lie and anyway we know the answer.

The fact that you keep lying to your patreons, subscribers is your problem. But keeping incriminating the French to cover you is slander and is not acceptable.
Do you know @Hercule P , they really do give my arse a headache with the utter shite they spew out.

My house has just been re-rendered, the entire process from the initial phone call to get an estimate to completion under 12 weeks.

Plus, shock horror, I've used a French company. I've just accepted their estimate to do our drive way and am waiting on the price for shutters.

My hope is that all of this will be done before Summer kicks in.

So all of Fanny's excuses are pathetic..................................she doesn't want to spend the money, simple as that, unless it's for something decorative.

The lake restoration, facade and the biggest waste the heating system will never get completed. I'm even doubtful on the Grrand Salon. Will those walls get the correct insulation of will it be a cheap as chips inferior refit.
 
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graciemckitten

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POSTED 13 MINUTES AGO on CD👇👇👇👇perhaps she is in Japan. She really need to shut down the Patreon account and retire the cd youtube channel due to her persistent poor health, The pathological liar/scammer is likely on another 5 star luxury vacation,How many times have they pulled this bullshit, scripted storyline/scam.👇👇 The cold was a set up scam, as usual. SHe has no content and will soon be off to the UK for the flower show / ARDWHORE table parade bullshit for a couple weeks in May. Then racing to meet Mummy at the airport bullshit.

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Hello everyone!

I would like to let you all know that Steph is taking a short break from posting videos as she is still under the weather. Steph seems to be getting a little bit better every day, but this bug has really exhausted her, and what she needs most of all at the moment is to rest.
Her next video will hopefully be out next Thursday, so please keep an eye out!

Lots of love,

Philip
 
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Jules100

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Many of Selmar's fan base did not see this video (nor the other one) as he removed them shortly after he posted them and have asked in the comments on his videos why he left the Shitoo. I don't think Fanny even noticed or cared until Selmar aired the "Dirty Laundry" vlog and forced him to take both down.

It is well within Selmar's right to explain why he left and should have not been forced to delete that vlog. Selmar worked really hard for little to no pay, had to use his own tools (he wasn't gifted an entire DeWalt tool collection nor given a workshop space), made do with whatever he could find to repair things (Fanny was skint on purchasing any building supplies, even when the money started coming in), was used for vlogs/guest dinners/dancing lessons without compensation, was charged rent for an awful muddy parking space in the woods for the campervan and eventually forced out when Amaury (who Fanny thought would "save the world") came to the Shitoo.

If I was @Selmar, I don't know if I would return to Tattle. When he was on here, there were a few aggressive and intrusive people (Toronto, Clara, etc.) and he was accused of not actually being Selmar (ironically, by some of the same people who kept referring to him as "Selma". SMH.). Selmar seems to be in a good place right now living his best life.
I didn’t believe it was actually Selmar here on TL until I asked him. He should leave the past alone and not dwell on his time at Lalande. He’s better off now doing anything else. Remember when we all got that bad feeling about Marie returning to Lalande? I get the same feeling about him. That place isn’t good for anyone.

I remember seeing your interview Jules, I thought it was excellent. Any chance you can do some more yt things?🙏😘
🤔… Nope.
 
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JackSpratt

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Thank you @ComtesseRose and @Lady Avonlea for what you do.

I must admit not watching Fanny and Fuzzy at the moment is quite refreshing, something the inside of Lalandfill isn't....fresh. That place must be as stale as the inside of an old ladies handbag.

Il Castrato 🤣🤣 @BigGreenMeany pure class 🤣🤣
 
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On Repeat

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The photos of the Il Castrato🥜 with his trousers hitched up and at half mast,(the belt acts as a support), keeps reminding of someone and now I have an answer. Any nurses on here can relate to nursing/caring for elderley men who have the same stance due to reduced muscle power in quads and core. They have difficulty standing straight, and we have seen when the idiot runs his knees are bent for balance. We nurses also grab the belt to stabilise and prevent a fall with older men.
He is a freak show for a male who is 30 years of age.
 
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M&MsMom

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WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD GO TO A RETREAT AT STEPHANIE'S CHATEAU?
Seriously? It's not like there aren't other retreats by these YouTubers that would be infinitely more gratifying. At least at any one of these other vlogger's retreats you'd have a better chance of getting a decent dinner or not coming away with black lung.

Meanwhile, all of her other chateau "friends" are moving forward with their decorating and renovations, whether they look great or not, and seem to have formed true relationships not based on Stephanie's camera script. The point is, they have a purpose in their lives. This woman's (Stephanie) only purpose is to continue the ride on using everyone's money but her own (and 'her own' is STILL everyone else's money) and is faking some mystery illness to keep the clown car rolling.

And why has Selmar suddenly come out of the woodwork, after claiming he was "in love" and wanted to live an off-camera life? Did he smell blood in the water and decide it was time to resurrect the heinous treatment he received from the group at la Lande? Or, did he see it as an opportunity to stick it to crazy Nati and Amaury and their cozy new life in a double wide in the middle of cow poop?

Just when you think la Lande is boring........
 
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Lady Avonlea

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Don't be fooled by the thumbnail. He's not blaming himself, he's blaming the people of France.


Let me get this straight....Ryan didn't have sufficient funds, nor could he prove he had sufficient income, to support his residency application, but that's not his fault. I've never seen Ryan hold an actual, paying job. He's fluently bilingual. He's young, able-bodied, and a likeable, big talker. He's not the brightest bulb in the pack, but there's nothing stopping him from doing an honest day's work, except that he has no drive, initiative or work ethic. It's easier to blame other people and 'the system' rather than admit he's lazy. Au revoir Ryan!
 
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Spare me.. Fanny wants PhiPhi to come a bit closer due to her weakened state she cannot come to him to examine those hideous candlestick holders. What childish behavior.. having Marie bring her food...get your lazy arse out of that bed!
Phi Phi doesnt seem to be concerned as long as he can play with his candlesticks.
 
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M&MsMom

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Don't be fooled by the thumbnail. He's not blaming himself, he's blaming the people of France.


 
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