And notice no fancy waterer or rat proof feeder, just a.plastic tun and a tin with no lid. She said She had "ordered a waterer" a long time ago, probably lost in all the crap. Also no good perches and the nesting boxes are too high. She knows nothing about chickens, and if they leave the eggs the hens might start pecking them, and that will be hard to stop once it starts. So dumb
The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?
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Totally a bad bunch the Pethericks and co.
What I’m finding with all the Pathetics is that they’re a bunch of narcissists and have been over indulged by their mother. I’m really pleased that Gwen has pissed all the children off but I feel sad she might be finding out about how much Billy and co have fleeced off her fortune.
Totally a bad bunch the Pethericks and co.
Oh @graciemckitten that made me very sad seeing all those beautiful chickens she killed and then Lancelot too, what a heartless dead soul she has and she’s hooked up with another soulless ghoul too. Have I told you tattlers today how much I hate fan and Snorts and anyone who associates with these arseholes and that includes mummy 
and Percy.
and Percy.Smashing, brilliant, bravo Jeeves that’s a brilliant storyline, off to the printers we go
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Stick her snd fool out in the chicken bunker, shut the door, no water or feed for a week and see how they like it.
It'll be the peacocks next!
I hate them!
It's quite upsetting seeing those poor birds who never stood a chance.
Stick her snd fool out in the chicken bunker, shut the door, no water or feed for a week and see how they like it.
It'll be the peacocks next!
I hate them!
Fabulous Jeeves , Kids would love it !
I think the title of his scammy book should be called ....... " Pip the Spiv ! "
balls, does that mean Marie the Martyr is over my way on Ile de Re, she likes it there.As Louisa Alcott said ‘ She is too fond of books and it has turned her brain ‘.
What is the explanation for fan’s lies or is it actually dementia?
From September last year Fannykins has been banging on that she must travel travel travel before’ the season ‘.
It turns out they had NO intention of having’ a season’ in 2026. Instead she claims they are focusingon RETREATS
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How many of these retreats are they’ running’? Two paucillin, Two gourmandOne Easter, so just FIVE weekends .
fan tells us they want to be able to enjoy being at the dump in the summer, in her next chesty breath she says Nutmonds are currently in SOF, FRK is at the coast, and she should have been in London.
fan also said Emma was joining the team to help with the bnb. More lies and money haemorrhaging.
Maybe the dump has been condemned after all .
I spoke to Selmar about 3 years ago & he was a very nice gentleman. I definitely believe what he has to say about his time at the chateau. Seems like they really did a number on him. Their words didn’t match their actions & then their words actually did their own damage. If you blow rainbows & glitter up people’s bums & tell them they are family, some of them will believe you. I think Selmar bought what they were selling hook, line & sinker. That’s what made it worse when things didn’t work out in the end for him. No one can change the past, but I hope he doesn’t let it hurt him anymore. Good luck big guy!Just when fan thought it was safe !!!!! Clearly, some things things run deep with Selmar.
Let’s hope the rabid fans watch thisinterestingly, Selmar says he was ‘forced’ to take the video down back then.
If you need to vent, come back to Tattle Selmar
Patrons and subscribers of The Chateau Diaries, how does it feel to know that you are actively financing animal abuse at Lalande? You freaking idiots! You aren't part of the problem, you ARE the problem. Take a stand and do the right thing, cancel your subscriptions TODAY. You have the "power of the purse" so use it.
I really liked Selmar. I beleive he is a genuine gentle soul. I am so happy he has found true love.
Unbelievable. Makes me so mad that people financially support this nightmare. I bet a lot of them have pets and consider themselves "animal lovers" too yet will give this woman money, views, and likes so she can continue with the animal cruelty.screenshots of the 18 chickens who died at the dump in 2025. seven died before September, 2025 and the remainder died shortly thereafter.
LIELANDE CHICKEN LINE UP: 18 CHICKENS TOTAL added to chicken prison since May 15, 2025?
LADY AVONLEA RECAP MAY 14, 2025
As of May 14, 2025, the Dump had
3 silkies chickens, one black, one gray, white
2 white leghorn chickens
3 Faverolles from Ben the electrician, 1 black, 1 buff, 1 brown
2 Pekins, 1 reddish brown, 1 gray
2 Wyandotte chickens, both with black and white feathers
12 chickens total
Plus
1 white leghorn with black markings. Purchase by the loser July 1, 2025 video
1 chickens with naked neck, Toupee, purchased by the loser July 1, 2025
4 chickens purchased by the loser on July 2, 2025
18 CHICKENS?
CAN ANYONE LOCATE SCREENSHOTS OF THE 2 CHICKENS, the total of chickens purchased by the dump since May 15, 2025 is 16 chickens.
TOTAL 16 CHICKENS?
How many are missing/ dead?
Patreon Recap -(Twelve Chickens and a Dog)
The chickens have arrived and fan's picture is gone. Seems fan read the comments and realized it was in very, very bad taste to hang Shirley's gift in the chicken coop. Idiot Snorty doesn't seem to see what the problem is - "maybe we should frame it and put glass on front", but fan see's sense and makes the excuse that a frame may just invite red mites.
It was hard to keep track of the chickens as fan was waffling on....but I believe this is the breakdown. Three of the chickens need names, so have at it tattlers......
Silkies - fan calls these her Chinese chickens, they aren't good layers, but are good mothers and very good brooders
- 1 black named Shadow Master Prince of Darkness (named by Sabina)
- 1 white named Tinkerbell (Tink) by Annalaise who was there visiting the chickens with her boys. Apparently Annalise loves chickens and knows more about them than fan. One day Annalaise may get chickens, but not yet.
- 1 grey -will be named by Lalanders
Leghorns - fan calls these her Italian (Tuscan) chickens. They were from Livorno, but was translated improperly into Leghorn. fan can't tell them apart and wants interchangeable names (ex: Lucy & Ethel)
Both unnamed - any suggestions?
Faverolles - fan calls these her French chickens - they are from Ben, 1 year old, they are meat & egg chickens but these are only for eggs
- 1 black named Curella de Ville (named by Snorty)
- 1 colour unknown - will be named by Lalanders
- 1 buff coloured (in the picture) - unnamed any suggestions?
Pekins - fan calls these her British chickens because they originated in Peking and may have originally been sent to Queen Victoria in the 1830's or stolen during the Opium Wars (who knows, who cares, fan is just waffling on about the origins of each chicken). Both unnamed and will be named by Lalanders who haven't yet had a chance to see the chickens.
- 1 reddish brown
- 1 grey
Wyandotte - fan calls these her American chickens, named after an indigenous tribe
1 - has been named Myrtle (named by fan) because ofcourse fan's grandfather had a chicken named Myrtle
1 - unnamed
Seeing the chickens put me in a very good mood, until I saw this bloody idiot!!!! What the hell are they doing with Ratso 2.0 near the chickens
Especially when the chickens can easily wander outside when they open the door. You can see the woodchips the chickens have already trailed outside their coop. (Foolish fan say's they've realized they may need to put some wire across the door). fan says they're learning......this bloody woman should never be allowed near any animals!!!!
The Chateau Diaries #356 “Thank you Sultana” is code for “The gift grab is alive and well. Send Fanny gifts”.
Thrush is one weird looking fucker Reminds me of someone...
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2 chickens added July 1, 2025 video
Add in toupee the chicken purchased by the Loseron July 1, 2025 plus one more white leghorn chicken with black markings.
ON JULY 2, 2025, the loser purchased 2 chickens that lay fgreen eggs
2 of these chickens
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The la Landfill death row chickens. Just waiting for the grim reaper to come. There is no food in their cell either.
Those guys and their accumulated 'staff past and present' plus family, as I include everyone in it, really did a number on him poor sod.
He is a gentle soul and was a convenient and easy target.
Shame on them.
Baldybean served up a pot of unindentifiable slop and Fraudie says, this is the reason she is marrying him. Such low standards.
Yep, the Grifters know their prey. Sad, misfits who desperately want to feel accepted and belong somewhere in the world. Selmar, Snorts, Hanni, FRK,I spoke to Selmar about 3 years ago & he was a very nice gentleman. I definitely believe what he has to say about his time at the chateau. Seems like they really did a number on him. Their words didn’t match their actions & then their words actually did their own damage. If you blow rainbows & glitter up people’s bums & tell them they are family, some of them will believe you. I think Selmar bought what they were selling hook, line & sinker. That’s what made it worse when things didn’t work out in the end for him. No one can change the past, but I hope he doesn’t let it hurt him anymore. Good luck big guy!
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Pavlina, Davey, Nutti, Dishpan Dave, Wendi Grey mouse, Andie, Shrek and Fiona....all weirdos who fan has exploited for her own gain.
She is a witch. Leader of the " Nobody else wants us....but fan luuuuurves us" wannabes...and that includes fan. She still yearns for her sorority/fraternity, flop house, drinking and orgy days at the dump. Well, sister, call up Shrek! He will be there in a flash!
UK television viewers will need to manage their excitement levels this evening as "Chateau DIY" features Stephanie Jarvis.
S6 E15 airs on Channel 4 at 17:00 BST "Stephanie sets out to build a poulet palace"
I am dizzy with excitement
S6 E15 airs on Channel 4 at 17:00 BST "Stephanie sets out to build a poulet palace"
I am dizzy with excitement
So first she says that "someone who doesn't live at the farmhouse left the gate open". Then she said yesterday someone " who.was alone at the farmhouse" and didn't want to be named left the gate open. I am thinking they all went away and Andie was there to feed the animals. Maybe she couldn't get the hens into their pen , and then forgot to close the gate. Either way the gate story is bull crap. Whatever slaughtered the flock could get into the fenced in area over the fence. I still stand by the fact they need to trap the animal and relocate, as it knows where its next chicken dinner is. Predators can climb, dig under and drop down from trees.
She would rather accept free chickens and neglect to the point of major risk of death rather than pay for cheap eggs from the supermarket!! The only real relationship fan has is with Satan 
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Andi always seems to be away with the fairies to me.
I wonder if it's a pine marten, they'll slaughter an entire flock and can climb anything.
An impossibilty to catch and relocate, they'll only be another to take its place. She's surrounded by forest.
What's a spiv, Mommy?Fabulous Jeeves , Kids would love it !
I think the title of his scammy book should be called ....... " Pip the Spiv ! "
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