The Chateau Diaries #402 Regretting getting down on one knee, 'cause you'd rather get down on two, eh Philip?

[On Repeat]

SJ looks exhausted she cannot keep up with her man child, 26/83 year old weirdo. Snorty will spend Mummy’s last dime to rebuild a tower to nowhere, for no one. I bet he sleeps in the dress he plans to bury her in because he is that odd. He should come with a warning label! I am bald but I own forks.

That has to be the new title @Patriciarella . Paarfect.
I miss your squirrel stories, you were the original and the best. Would you consider starting them again? Many of us loved them. X

 

[On Repeat]

The jeans on the Castrato on the auction tour.... Well atleast we know what side he//she/they dress.

And how proud the poor b is. Baskin in the glow of mummy's approval. F4F being a proud mummy of his brave little "soldier". Somehow you can tell il Castrato had no friends in school and that is why he looks for approval of older people, in this case fan.

Explaining the hotel situation abit too much. "We usual stay in Ibis and we love it, but now.... " Guuurl dont piss on my leg and tell me it is raining.

"Castrato", this is the best.

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose and @Lady Avonlea for what you do.

I must admit not watching fan and Fuzzy at the moment is quite refreshing, something the inside of Lalandfill isn't....fresh. That place must be as stale as the inside of an old ladies handbag.

Il Castrato @BigGreenMeany pure class

 

[On Repeat]

The photos of the Il Castrato with his trousers hitched up and at half mast,(the belt acts as a support), keeps reminding of someone and now I have an answer. Any nurses on here can relate to nursing/caring for elderley men who have the same stance due to reduced muscle power in quads and core. They have difficulty standing straight, and we have seen when the idiot runs his knees are bent for balance. We nurses also grab the belt to stabilise and prevent a fall with older men.
He is a freak show for a male who is 30 years of age.

 

[Pekey]

Thank you ComtesseRose ..... Big Kiss and a big 80's Shrek Rock Star Hair-do too !!

 

[Pekey]

I miss your squirrel stories, you were the original and the best. Would you consider starting them again? Many of us loved them. X

I miss them too !!!
Bring Back the Squirrel Boyfriend !!!

 

[graciemckitten]

WTH?
jeanhawken4482
7 hours ago
Phillip works really hard going through catalogs, it is not easy,

 

[graciemckitten]

Our French Auction Adventure: What's Coming Home to the Chateau

sartyhondo
18 hours ago
your aunt and uncle's chandelier is crooked.

user-rr3yw9dn1l
9 hours ago (edited)
Why not fix the outside facade of the chateau, pay someone to fix the holes the bats are coming into and cleaning their poop, or finish the structural projects in the house rather than buying new things?

lwaliz
10 hours ago
Everything is wonderful, except the awful AI music. I'm dreading it coming on again and again, hope there will be an end to it some day and we can hear actual musicians playing instruments with real feeling and phrasing.

loser filth janssen
XantheWilliams
9 hours ago
There is a place for that, as there is also a place for other forms of music.


geevee2477
14 hours ago
Did the hair transplants fail? I love the new look anyway

loser filth janssen/grifted hair plug documentarian……..
XantheWilliams
9 hours ago
The new hair falls out first, then should grow from the follicle

johnvergara5293
18 hours ago
Omg we got home from our stay at LaLande and our place Feels absolutely EMPTY! lol


maariiaahh1
13 hours ago
sometimes i feel they are always buying something new, at some point there will be no space, isn't it?

loser filth janssen…and that is why you have 3 storage containers full of crap at the dump, shopaholic grifter loser filth….
MarilynA-km4qj
12 hours ago
Hardly!!

its a pretty large chateau even with 3 rooms out of commussion!!!

robynjones7922
17 hours ago
It might be time now to stop buying all the trimmings and get the big jobs finished.

RechargeInTheRockies
17 hours ago
For most of us, the fireplace isn’t lit? Excuse me

jamesbaker429
19 hours ago
Was that dinner service you missed a late entry

perhaps and would have made a considerable sum for its size and completeness.

 

[graciemckitten]

jourdainjardin846
20 hours ago
Doesn’t it cost a fortune to keep things waiting to pick up at the auction houses? In the uk the charge a weekly or daily fee that costs a lot.

janelstub9273
1 day ago
Oh dear he can’t be stopped can he?

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kpeacockw
22 hours ago
The best part of Philip’s finds is being able to enjoy them when visiting Lalande.


heidi.a.thomson
21 hours ago
How much was the crystal lot

alicjadybula
23 hours ago
We have exactly the same cutlery with gold. My parents were always reminding us that it has to be washed by hand. Now I understand how easily it can be destroyed.


GenaF
2 hours ago
I wouldn't want to eat from it if its so easily damaged

helenclaire59
1 day ago
Your Aunt’s house is like a museum. All that dusting!

nasty loser filth janssen
MarilynA-km4qj
23 hours ago
Good job she loves her home then isn't it? !! (& that you aren't forced to live there!!!)


kariamundson5816
1 day ago
When will you be rendering the outside of the Chateau? The inside is coming together and the garden. The poor outside needs some rendering to make it look magnificent. I bet you could get volunteers to assist you.

nasty loser filth janssen
XantheWilliams
21 hours ago
They are currently going through the process of applying for permission to do works to the facade, as they are protected by law. It can take years

kimstearns879
1 day ago
I love the channel.... But it just doesn't feel the same... It's always shopping and no maria etc...

angry loser filth JANSSEN
MarilynA-km4qj
22 hours ago
It's Stephanie's diary of her life as a chateau owner, not a diary of Marie's life!!


loser filth janssen
XantheWilliams
21 hours ago
Their chateau is already renovated to a state where they can make a living out of it. These purchases are either decor they have been looking for, or items for the guest dinner tables while some are replacements. To maintain a high standard for guests, some purchases will be ongoing, that is the reality of running a business.

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kpeacockw
1 day ago
I absolutely love the variety Stephanie provides in her vlogs—especially when she and Philip are driving through France, or eating in a great restaurant. I enjoy the projects at Lalande, but watching day after day of that sort of thing can be monotonous and is easily found on other chateau vlogs.

 

[graciemckitten]

jpfloru8669
1 day ago (edited)
With all the trinket-buying, no wonder the grand salon, the salon basse, Stehanie's office, the terrace, the window openings, etc etc etc, are still not finished. Stop buying stuff. It always cracks me up when you 'discover' things you didn't know where it was, or you didn't know you still had it, or IT'S STILL IN THE BOX

Stop buying trinkets. It starts to feel like hoarding and compulsive shopping. Nobody watches a chateau vid to go on shopping trips. I hear patreon gifts are reducing. I really DO want you to succeed. But it's going 'off piste

 

[graciemckitten]

silverfox1050
1 day ago
Just my opinion......your channel seems to be more like a shopping network than a "chateau restoration" network. I'm disappointed in this transition. I'm just one voice, but I thought I would express it.

pathological liar and manipulative grifter loser filth janssen
MarilynA-km4qj
1 day ago
It's never been a "chateau restoration network" !! Its a diary of her life as a chateau owner!

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kpeacockw
1 day ago
There are other channels that focus exclusively on construction. Stephanie’s diary of her life is what makes her channel so unique. I love the variety! Gardening, decorating, beautiful countryside, travel, antiques, history, cooking, and lots of wonderful people who live, work, and stay at Lalande.

LOSER FILTH HAS ADMITTED THAT THEY NEVER NEEDED MONEY TO SAVE THE DUMP!!!!!
XantheWilliams
21 hours ago
Unlike most, the chateau was renovated to a livable standard 20 years ago, and they run a business from it. Works done now are “would like to be done” or “can be done betters”, but any works must fit around the life of the residents and guests. It has always been, a diary of the day to day reality of living in a working chateau.

 

[graciemckitten]

Behind the Scenes in the Chateau's Kitchen
OliverTheWise
12 hours ago
13:48 TIME TO CLEAN THAT JACKET'S COLLAR

claireskinner9077
1 day ago
I hope you’re not wasting those vanilla pods once you’ve scraped them out - add them to caster sugar for vanilla sugar, or vodka for vanilla essence!!

shawnvisser9684
1 day ago
Do guests know in advance what's on the menu so that if it's food they don't eat ,then they will have to find another place to eat for that night. I've always wondered about that . Do you ask people how they want their meat cooked. ? I could not face that raw meat.

 

[graciemckitten]

A Tour of the Chateau's Guest Rooms!

corricatt
3 days ago
I'm sorry to admit my feelings about the winter salon, and it's not the first time... it makes me dizzy, it's TOO busy.. there is nothing about this room that say 18th century Chateau.. and wtf is up with Philips jeans???

‘angry failed interior decorator and fake historian loser filth janssen
MarilynA-km4qj
1 day ago
Why should it say 18th century??? Also there's a comment on here from someone who has actually stayed there, not just seen it on camera, & they said its lovely (the winter salon) & not over full at all!

philipblom6964
3 days ago
Lovely! But I always wonder why Marie dons'nt have her own apartment? Maybe the Tack Room? She deserves her iwn Big Space!


mireille4751
3 days ago
The Tack Room belongs to Michael Potts who is co-owner of the chateau.

butchmanns8968
3 days ago
I remember you building an apartment for Natie. What happened to that area? I’d like to see the apartments for Jerry and your mother. Does Nick and Mari still have a apartment? Where do the ladies stay. I’m just so curious.


mireille4751
3 days ago
Here is what I understood, sorry if I am wrong. Nati's ex-future apartment is currently a storage space, much needed during the Grand Salon renovation. Isabelle and Percy's apartment has been seen a lot in the vlog last year because it was where the temporary kitchen was located during the kitchen renovation. Nic (co-owner of the chateau) and Marie's apartment has also been seen a few times. I believe it is the former gardener's lodge, it has an upper floor and is never rented out. I understood that Amaury and Nati sleep in it sometimes when they stay at the chateau.

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you ComtesseRose ..... Big Kiss and a big 80's Shrek Rock Star Hair-do too !!

Yes what was going on with his barnet? Didn't think I'd be able t use Mrs Brown again so soon!

Also sister in law and partner bought them a very nice BBQ and then Steve just stood and watched them cook dinner on it!

 

[JackSpratt]

WTH?
jeanhawken4482
7 hours ago
Phillip works really hard going through catalogs, it is not easy,

I shouldn't really but I will.

Jean darling if you wanted to get more to the truth of the matter, change the word works to gets in your sentence.

 

[SaucySaysSo]

Yes what was going on with his barnet? Didn't think I'd be able t use Mrs Brown again so soon!
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Also sister in law and partner bought them a very nice BBQ and then Steve just stood and watched them cook dinner on it!

I tried to watch them. Over and over I’d start one of the vlogs, he’d start talking and I’d immediately click out. He gives me major squicks.

 

[Nettle flower]

A little something to think about

"Statue blood." Oh she's hilarious. Great in the new series of Last one laughing.

 

[Nettle flower]

The photos of the Il Castrato with his trousers hitched up and at half mast,(the belt acts as a support), keeps reminding of someone and now I have an answer. Any nurses on here can relate to nursing/caring for elderley men who have the same stance due to reduced muscle power in quads and core. They have difficulty standing straight, and we have seen when the idiot runs his knees are bent for balance. We nurses also grab the belt to stabilise and prevent a fall with older men.
He is a freak show for a male who is 30 years of age.

There was a Raymond Briggs film/animation called When the wind blows about nuclear war. The sweet old man wears his trousers loser Herbert style.

 

[FrasersMum]

jourdainjardin846
20 hours ago
Doesn’t it cost a fortune to keep things waiting to pick up at the auction houses? In the uk the charge a weekly or daily fee that costs a lot.

janelstub9273
1 day ago
Oh dear he can’t be stopped can he?

dump b and b visitor/ pea enthusiast and dump troll Kelly peacock wright
kpeacockw
22 hours ago
The best part of Philip’s finds is being able to enjoy them when visiting Lalande.


heidi.a.thomson
21 hours ago
How much was the crystal lot

alicjadybula
23 hours ago
We have exactly the same cutlery with gold. My parents were always reminding us that it has to be washed by hand. Now I understand how easily it can be destroyed.


GenaF
2 hours ago
I wouldn't want to eat from it if its so easily damaged

helenclaire59
1 day ago
Your Aunt’s house is like a museum. All that dusting!

nasty loser filth janssen
MarilynA-km4qj
23 hours ago
Good job she loves her home then isn't it? !! (& that you aren't forced to live there!!!)


kariamundson5816
1 day ago
When will you be rendering the outside of the Chateau? The inside is coming together and the garden. The poor outside needs some rendering to make it look magnificent. I bet you could get volunteers to assist you.

nasty loser filth janssen
XantheWilliams
21 hours ago
They are currently going through the process of applying for permission to do works to the facade, as they are protected by law. It can take years View attachment 3960548


kimstearns879
1 day ago
I love the channel.... But it just doesn't feel the same... It's always shopping and no maria etc...

angry loser filth JANSSEN
MarilynA-km4qj
22 hours ago
It's Stephanie's diary of her life as a chateau owner, not a diary of Marie's life!!


loser filth janssen
XantheWilliams
21 hours ago
Their chateau is already renovated to a state where they can make a living out of it. These purchases are either decor they have been looking for, or items for the guest dinner tables while some are replacements. To maintain a high standard for guests, some purchases will be ongoing, that is the reality of running a business.

dump suck up and b and b bully Kelly peacock wright
kpeacockw
1 day ago
I absolutely love the variety Stephanie provides in her vlogs—especially when she and Philip are driving through France, or eating in a great restaurant. I enjoy the projects at Lalande, but watching day after day of that sort of thing can be monotonous and is easily found on other chateau vlogs.

is the shithole listed or not? If it’s not (as I suspect) then surely they can do the render as they please just like Dan at the CrispyChateau. Xanthe Williams is so full of tit she uses Glade for mouthwash!

 

[SaucySaysSo]

is the shithole listed or not? If it’s not (as I suspect) then surely they can do the render as they please just like Dan at the CrispyChateau. Xanthe Williams is so full of tit she uses Glade for mouthwash!

I thought Xanthe was a he, in any event…that is just……I will be using that in a conversation. It’s very, very early, I know…I just had to:

“Xanthe” is so full of tit she uses Glade for mouthwash