The Chateau Diaries #35 Tattlers don't Rattle when Lie Lie Land tries to Battle

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The other (big) problem with this shiteau (sic) : it's located approx 3 or 4 km away from a huge and always very busy motorway (Paris-Brittany L'Armoricaine) which is between this chateau and the village.

And another problem is : A permit has been issued for the construction of a 4 windmills park in the next village at approx 17 km away from this village (April 2021).

Selmar... : think, think !
These problems are common to many châteaux on the market ... it's often the reason why they're being sold.
 
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Well they have the postcard rack already for the shop. It was shown in a room clearout. What foresight!
Little Philip will be creating the postcards using that artist lady’s (forgot her name) drawings. First he will scan the original art work, then he will cut it out of the big printer paper, then he will paste it on card stock, then he will hand draw the little divider line on the back. Poof, a five euro keepsake for all the visitors.
 
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It might be more complicated than a "non-profit" association.

Arthur found that she has now a "Société Chateau de Lalande" for "films and television production". Stephanie Jarvis is the president.
Who knows in which of these structures the Patreons money is really spent ?

Here the status :


établissement CHATEAU DE LALANDE - 36140 en détail
L'entreprise CHATEAU DE LALANDE a actuellement domicilié son établissement principal à CROZON-SUR-VAUVRE (siège social de l'entreprise). C'est l'établissement où sont centralisées l'administration et la direction effective de l'entreprise .
L'établissement, situé LA LANDE à CROZON-SUR-VAUVRE (36140) , est l' établissement siège de l'entreprise CHATEAU DE LALANDE. Créé le 01-01-2020, son activité est la production de films et de programmes pour la télévision.
Dernière date maj10-02-2021
N° d'établissement (NIC)00014
N° de SIRET89340711400014
AdresseLA LANDE
Code postal36140
VilleCROZON-SUR-VAUVRE
PaysFrance
TéléphoneAfficher le numéro
Nature de l'établissementSiege
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Activité (Code NAF ou APE)
Production de films et de programmes pour la télévision (5911A)
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3 mois et 13 jours


Production de films et de programmes pour la télévision (5911A)
Date de création établissement01-01-2020


Présentation de la société CHATEAU DE LALANDE
CHATEAU DE LALANDE, société par actions simplifiée est en activité depuis moins d'une année. Implantée à CROZON-SUR-VAUVRE (36140), elle est spécialisée dans le secteur d'activité de la production de films et de programmes pour la télévision. Societe.com recense 1 établissement et 1 événement notable depuis un an. Stephanie JARVIS, est président de l'entreprise CHATEAU DE LALANDE.

Renseignements juridiques
Date création entreprise01-01-2020 - Il y a 1 anStatuts constitutifs
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Forme juridique
SASU Société par actions simplifiée à associé unique
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SASU Société par actions simplifiée à associé unique
Noms commerciauxCHATEAU DE LALANDE
Adresse postaleLA LANDE 36140 CROZON-SUR-VAUVRE
Numéros d'identification
Numéro SIREN893407114
Copier le n° de SIREN
Numéro SIRET (siège)89340711400014
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Numéro TVA IntracommunautaireFR95893407114
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Numéro RCSChateauroux B 893 407 114
Informations commerciales
CatégorieMédias
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Activité (Code NAF ou APE)
Production de films et de programmes pour la télévision (5911A)
Du 30-01-2021
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3 mois et 13 jours


Production de films et de programmes pour la télévision (5911A)
Informations juridiques
Statut RCSINSCRITE - au greffe de ChateaurouxExtrait d'immatriculation RCS
Statut INSEEINSCRITEAvis de situation SIRENE
Date d'immatriculation RCSImmatriculée au RCS le 28-01-2021
Date d'enregistrement INSEEEnregistrée à l'INSEE le 01-01-2020
Taille de l'entreprise
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Capital social
1 000,00 €
I also found her production company and her B&B company. The problem is that Chateau de Lalande SASU is a joint stock company with one owner or Société par actions simplifiée à associé unique. It's basically a limited liability company and if that's what she's selling as her non-profit then she's fuller of BS than I ever even thought.

She owns that company and can do whatever she wants with the profits. Although, I believe that's the company she uses for her YouTube revenue and not Patreon revenue. I think I'm yet to see anything about a non-profit. And she clearly calls it a non-profit association on her Patreon.
 

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My take on Sillymar's chateau "flog" is that he auditioning for the part left vacant by MPK to join Fanny on the Grand French Chateau Tour since his own "flogs" are so intensely boring. I do hope that the real estate agents get a clue about these people and refuse to accept viewing appointments. It's very rude and deceitful to pretend you are in the market to buy when all you're doing is promoting yourself. I did notice that the agent allowing him to film seemed very young and wasn't dressed to impress, so perhaps they just sent an errand girl to appease the old fart.
 
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Michael is the sun, therefore he must be allowed to eat steaks and oysters... While the patreons foot the bill.
How can he eat that, when it is not served on a Spode plate?! :eek: I bet he doesn't even have an oyster fork. That philistine!
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Just imagine how exciting that shop could be: off-cuts of expensive de Gournay wallpaper and historic paneling; BG's printed cushions; slivers of Fortuny fabric; second hand vintage clothes; prints of Daddy's used condom, etc.; wilting plants from the greenhouse; postcards of Tor, Diesel and Ruby, and of Madame in low cut Regency costumes; hand knitted sweaters from around the world; crocheted tea cosies and toy hedgehogs; Morrison's candles from the chapel; gardening gloves and sunhats; chocolate bars, reduced because the wrapping has been nibbled; garden gnomes; planks of rotting wood with possible historic designs on them; Christmas baubles with SJ's pasty face on them; shards of broken, but genuine, Spode; tired floral bouquets and wreaths; papier mache chicken heads for disguising oneself, plus home made falafels and chocolate brownies from the Chateau's own kitchen. They will make a fortune as the fans pass through the gift shop before they leave! The income should be sufficient to cover the "restoration" for the next 16 years, no need to exhaust herself making any more vlogs!
so basically they would be selling their junk along with the junk that gets sent to them! damn if they read your shop idea and use it, will it become the next youtube channel?…god no…or maybe yes…brilliant!

it will be fun to watch the rabid fans (or as I call them ‘rabbit fans’- because BJJ loves little furry creatures so much) swarm upon the place buying junk then having to lug it back to their homes where they will display it and then pass it down to their adult children as heirlooms/inheritance and then those adult children will show up on Antiques Roadshow and we’ll get to see it described by experts as junk

this means we here on TATTLE are doing our part to support public television/education - good on us, good on us
 
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Michael is the sun, therefore he must be allowed to eat steaks and oysters... While the patreons foot the bill.
How can he eat that, when it is not served on a Spode plate?! :eek: I bet he doesn't even have an oyster fork. That philistine!
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It's even worse than not having Spode or an oyster fork. I'm not really sure what the purpose of the pic is? He wants to apper posh by eating oysters and steak? I bet it looks impressive for most of his followers who don't know what's going on. It's in a f*cking chain department store! See the plastic tray on the backgroud 👀
 
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The chateau gift shop could be an online auction since we know that Potty, Fanny and Philippa love auctions. This will pit the fanatics against each other. I can already see Fanny squealing and jumping for joy as the bid rises higher and higher! What fun!
 
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The chateau gift shop could be an online auction since we know that Potty, Fanny and Philippa love auctions. This will pit the fanatics against each other. I can already see Fanny squealing and jumping for joy as the bid rises higher and higher! What fun!
Now I'm just waiting for the announcement for their eBay Store.
 
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It's been suspended ...
The tribunal de Nantes cancelled the permit and it seems that (one year later) the promoters still haven't decided if they will appeal the decision.

But imagine if they do it... the chateau would be trapped between 2 windmills parks !

A good bargain, Selmar, for sure 😅
 
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Now I'm just waiting for the announcement for their eBay Store.
Skip eBay Etsy. Too much interference by financial institutions. Go with the live auction format to really whip up the hysteria.

Michael is the sun, therefore he must be allowed to eat steaks and oysters... While the patreons foot the bill.
How can he eat that, when it is not served on a Spode plate?! :eek: I bet he doesn't even have an oyster fork. That philistine!
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Who knows if it's even his order. He may have just walked by someone's table and took the shot or lifted it the image from elsewhere. It's not below his level.
 
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Why don't you?
I'm many thousands of miles away, don't speak French, and the French authorities will wish to follow up.
I’ve done my fair share of heavy lifting in less than a month’s active participation here in terms of changing behavior for the better at the chateau.
Strategy is entailed. Crimes against animals is something that can be policed on the spot via long distance organization. I’m much more interested in real life effectuation than I am in animal welfare. If that’s where I can nail you, I will do it. I am very interested in the French law research and comment going down here, and Stephanie’s strange evasions of the water police and restoring the lake. I thought this was the number one priority of the restoration fund raising, and it’s morphed into parterres, amphitheaters, and other bullshit even Davy wants to put a stop to. I think he is a major voice of sanity. Parterres planning when they can't even water the mickey fickey vegetables.
It’s not my impression that the majority of people here believe in their power for good.
Stephanie really needs it, as do her colleagues, and the chateau itself.
There are some real villains here, I think, with Isabel at the top of the list. Thrilled she’s gone.
Ian the builder and his cockamamie in$ulation of the attic is worming his way up. I'm glad it's been stopped. Although I suspect if he goes, the major inside source of eyewitness "evidence" about what's happening on the spot will be cut off.
 
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OH FFS! Seriously? Nah, she is taking the pi$$. That's the expression, yes? Did she really? You've got to be kidding. OMG I'm dead.
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Oh Lady Lynda, step away from the keyboard, open your front door and get a farking life!
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Can you imagine what will happen when Lady Lynda (and all the other whackadoos) show up at the gates of the chateau...
 
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Not really sure what you're trying to get across. I've scanned the previous threads but really was more interested in more up to date stuff. I guess the "fear" that someone from lalaland is reading these posts may worry some people. I don't know why. I'd love them all to read my posts. They're my opinion, my questions and sometimes just looking for clarification with issues. I am definitely not stephfending or defending anyone. I think it's interesting that some people here think I'm trying to derail the discussion by posting questions about BJJ and that I don't see them as being in a sexual relationship. Holding hands, playing little games and such certainly don't make me feel 100% about anything that their friendship is...especially that it's sexual. Some have denigrated "gay men" in general by saying we have problems with efmen or bi men, or that we want to see someone as gay just because. The rude responses I got that I was completely wrong only shows someone else's homophobia versus making an argument that they're 100% right and can't be questioned. Do I care if BJJ is gay? No. Do I care if they're having a sexual relationship? No. I was simply commenting that I thought it was interesting that so many YT fans and Patreons assume they're a couple, when I, from having known many people, think it's not a relationship but a "Gay Best Friend" type friendship where they have a lot in common, enjoy doing the same things, etc. And as I said in an earlier post, none of us here can be 100% sure what their relationship is.
although I’m fairly new to posting (lurked a good long time) here as well, might I suggest to not take things to seriously-snarky comments (a/k/a opinions) are part of the game played here-the back and forth about theories is just in fun

there are times when wrong information might get posted and another person will post correcting information-most often with an appropriate citation to their source-but this is most often about something like a science issue or historical fact-not related to actual events occurring in the chateau/chateau adjacent

everyone here wants the lalalalalalandeians to read Tattle-again part of the game-we like to see if they incorporate our comments in their videos

no one here gives a hoot about personal sexual identity-there are opinions regarding how the inhabitants use their sexuality to manipulate situations (note: there are many lgbtqia+ and allies here)

three serious bits I’ve noticed:
  1. fleecing of folks is just not cool (Buy-Me-A-Coffee/Patreon-whatever the vehicle)-we don’t like them taking money from folks saying it will be for renovations or restorations then spending it on sh*t or vacations or items which benefit them more personally
  2. don’t make the children a focus of a post because they haven’t consented to participate, so if they are mentioned it’s most often out of empathy
  3. COVID-19-we will call them out when they don’t show respect for the health and safety of everyone

humor in text can be hard (see my exchange with arthur)

these are my observations only-not some hard and fast rules recorded somewhere-those who disagree are free to call me out-I will certainty have a pithy reply (id.) 😉

it’s not personal, its TATTLE-have fun
 
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It's even worse than not having Spode or an oyster fork. I'm not really sure what the purpose of the pic is? He wants to apper posh by eating oysters and steak? I bet it looks impressive for most of his followers who don't know what's going on. It's in a f*cking chain department store! See the plastic tray on the backgroud 👀
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Skip eBay Etsy. Too much interference by financial institutions. Go with the live auction format to really whip up the hysteria.


Who knows if it's even his order. He may have just walked by someone's table and took the shot or lifted it the image from elsewhere. It's not below his level.
love an auction where people think they have ‘“WON” something-ya didn’t ”WIN” it ya knob ya bought it
 
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