The Chateau Diaries #35 Tattlers don't Rattle when Lie Lie Land tries to Battle

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

Milre said:
Antoine is probably the one to inherit one day the chateau so he should learn very early how to make the money to afford the vacation home he got used to im his childhood.

All Antoine will inherit is a time share in the apartment his stepfather is currently paying for. There's no relation between SJ and Antoine, remember? And even though SJ pretends everybody at her shittoo is part of one big happy family (when it suits her, like using them to film their pathetic empty lives to make money with), when it comes to inheritance, only the real deal will matter. Nephews and nieces, if she hasn't produced a kid of her own by then. That's why Marie's decision to participate in the vlogs and put the spotlight on her son is so pitifully desperate. And it's really not fair to the kid.

chillijam · May 12, 2021

Watching, with pain, the manic madness of this latest vlog, I can only applaud Ian the builder who has obviously worked out how to maximise and seriously extend his 'work'. He'll be there for ever given the endless so called treasures that are being found, requiring re-work and re-doing constantly. Fair play Ian

Also, watching a 50 something man wrestle with huge planks on his own, while the 24 yr old baby ponces about doing nothing makes my blood boil. How about a bit of help, or is anything over the weight of a fork too much?

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

purejuice said:
Yo. Philip. Skinny jeans are out. They're aging. Gen Z is all about the new mom jeans.
This means you can start eating again.

Gen Z Is Telling Us To Stop Wearing Skinny Jeans, And Millennials Are Not Having It

Just another chapter in the Gen Wars series.

www.buzzfeed.com

In case anybody from Lalande is actually reading, here's how to register Selmar and the rest of you, for a COVID vax in France. I would imagine as public-facing workers in a B and B the government would require you all get them.

https://www.thelocal.fr/20210114/how-to-sign-up-for-the-covid-19-vaccine-in-france/

Whether the government requires them to get them or not is absolutely irrelevant when it comes to SJ and her entourage of Covid deniers. She has made it pretty clear that, even though her current wealth is completely coming from people who are locked up and bored, she has no interest to follow any of the regulations or advice related to the virus.

The Gardener · May 12, 2021

Bored Mermaid CC said:
one does wonder why they didn’t simply Google or YouTube “how to care for an orchid“ - what a bunch of idiots

The plants appeared to still have their labels...didnt look attractive but 'How To Care' would be right there. Unless ofcourse its just to identify what the plant was when its dead.

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

Viva La Loca said:
which covid scam organisation was Marina Kim running ?

www.ukcommunitynetwork.com
We talked about it in previous threads because SJ said she was going to give the revenue of a month of gift grabbing to her friend, who is a nut job. She's the one who trolled and stalked a British politician. Kind of telling if SJ never revealed how much she made for her friend. Did she? Any of her patrons here know about this perhaps?

Welsh-chatelaine · May 12, 2021

Clara Burnett said:
All Antoine will inherit is a time share in the apartment his stepfather is currently paying for. There's no relation between SJ and Antoine, remember? And even though SJ pretends everybody at her shittoo is part of one big happy family (when it suits her, like using them to film their pathetic empty lives to make money with), when it comes to inheritance, only the real deal will matter. Nephews and nieces, if she hasn't produced a kid of her own by then. That's why Marie's decision to participate in the vlogs and put the spotlight on her son is so pitifully desperate. And it's really not fair to the kid.

She will have spent all the money by then I would think, too selfish to leave anybody anything. Apart from a debt!

lalablahblah · May 12, 2021

Old McSkankanee had a chateau.
In her chateau they had a begging bowl.
E I E I O.
With a begger here.
And a begger There.
Here a begger There a begger
Everywhere a begger
Old McSkankanee had a chateau.
E I E I O

MidCenturyMadOne · May 12, 2021

Green Fairy said:
BJJ was planting the plants directly into the pots. This is a no-no as there's no drainage and the roots will rot. The ceramic pots are called cachepots. The word cachepot is French from the French verb cacher, meaning "to hide". Cachepots are vase-like containers to aesthetically hide a growing pot holding the plant itself to provide greenery indoors. So you repot the plant into a bigger pot, then place it in the cachepot.

plenty of folks, including IJ telling them this in the live chat!

FrenchGirl123 · May 12, 2021

Jeeves said:
75% over over 18s in Wales have had first jab, 32% have had 2nd jab. 92%of over 50s in Wales have now been vaccinated. Our devolved government (Senedd) have been done a great job in rolling this out quickly along with a far more cautious approach in easing restrictions than government at Westminster. 66% over 18s have received first jabs in England, Scotland and Northern Ireland.)

A shame that Astra Zeneca didn't respect the contract they signed with European Union and didn't deliver the doses promised to Europe.
Consequently Europe had to wait and now is suing them....
A mess.

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

MAE52 said:
Long time lurker..... FYI - FRK posted an IG story today (11 May) saying, ‘no flowers, as they are going to visit another chateau on Sunday’ ..... I wonder when we will see that on the vlogs?

Easter next year? And with her tendency to mix the timeline that might even be too optimistic.

Kickintheass said:
Sorry Selmar the fossil slab is in the wrong place, they are going to be hidden under the toilet own.

I thought exactly the same thing and was not surprised at all that SJ didn't care that much.

Le Comte de Monte Cristo said:
The attic is rediculous..the weigth of all those beams..4 persons at 50 euro an hour, makes 200 euro an hour, thats 1600 euro a day...for What?? and then i didnt even calculate the wood and other materials...insane..Andd now she wants to rip the ceiling out..hire a specialist..and then restore the ceiling with its original patern...what patern..it looks horrible..She says the patern will look paaarfect with the wallpaper...or what is left of it when you put a plasterceiling out...what a bunch of morons...

You are so right about that! Morons they are, when you consider them to be renovating a shittoo. But you have to remember that's neither their forte nor their intention, it's a money harvesting scam that needs to be fed to stay up and running.

witchgrass · May 12, 2021

MsPitstop said:
Anyone watch Selmar's vlog on the visit to the Chateau de Courteille? It's for sale (apparently €850,000). He's just done a walkaround and he's implying that he's buying it. The dippy hippy wants a space with a ballroom so he can dance. It has enough space so he can hold a hippy dippy festival plus a campervan park. STOP SMOKING THE WACKY BACKY SELMAR!

That property is really great. A collective of friends should buy it and farm it, rent apartments. Make a youtube channel.

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

Green Ink said:
The attic thing was ridiculous. The old ceiling is really nothing special. That aside, I didn't mind tonight's vlog. Until Steve appeared with his burgers. And his massive baps.

I found it noteworthy that his wife stayed out of the picture for once. She's usually pretty keen on showing her lumpy self. You think she's a bit weary of being trolled, poor thing?

FrenchGirl123 · May 12, 2021

Le Comte de Monte Cristo said:
Antoine is at boardingschool...i guess he doesnt have much friends except his schoolmates...and they are all with their parents too...to have qualitytime...

Is he ?
Boarding school ? But why ? I suppose Brussels has loads of good school near where they live.
Interesting...

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

Green Ink said:
It is probably dead already. Baby Nuts was talking about cutting off the pot with scissors, as though he was planning to shove it in one of those ugly ceramic pots. Anyone who knows anything about epiphytic orchids knows to plant them in a loose bark/moss mix. They grow on tree trunks FFS. I was horrified that he was planting all those houseplants directly into pots with no drainage holes.

Just when you think SJ could not make matters much worse, she does it again and proves you wrong. Does she really think anyone is interested in her boyfriend potting plants? Blathering about cutlery? Does she feel that makes him more attractive for those who still doubt her banging him? Like a true feeling of homeliness? What she has done to that boy, the way she has castrated the tiny thing he had going down there, is classic narcissistic but still rather criminal, in my not so humble opinion. I'm no fan of BJJ myself, but we only see what she wants us to see. It's not a pretty picture of the one she's supposed to be in love with. Fakeness rules, as always. He's halfway out the door already, but she's not going to let him go without taking a final mighty blow at his self esteem and ruin him for years to come.

Jikki2 · May 12, 2021

FrenchGirl123 said:
Is he ?
Boarding school ? But why ? I suppose Brussels has loads of good school near where they live.
Interesting...

I bet Nic has something to do with sending Antoine to a boarding school.
Boarding schools are not common in Europe anymore but Brits still love to send their kids out of the way for others to raise them.

Let's see who gets triggered by this

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

ComtesseRose said:
Ugh! Nic Larkin, what a prize he is. Whoring your wife and step-son for tat and money.

You've got that right. And keeping his own face covered. It's infuriating that the only one that is said to have any ethical objections against her grifting, can't wait to pick up the camera (still just a phone, because why invest in professional equipment) as soon as he arrives to put his family on sale. What a low life profiteer he is.

Green Ink said:
If they ever interacted with anyone local, the child would have a great time. He could help on a farm, learn how to care for animals, drive tractors and all sorts. I spent a summer in France at his age and learned that I liked the girl next door nuzzling my ear. I wonder what happened to Estelle... This poor child is too busy being corrupted in the GAG to do any of this.

The things is, Nic is always working and has no time for the kid. Marie is working a lot too, and has no time for the kid. So she just asks other people, the working crowd not the volunteers, sorry, payed for doing nothing people, if the kid can do anything to help them, so she can get back to her work. Most of the time the kid is just roaming around on his own, bored shitless.

Espe · May 12, 2021

Clara Burnett said:
Nephews and nieces,

She doesn't have nephews and nieces so maybe cousins or her godchildren, or BJJ?!!

Clara Burnett · May 12, 2021

black sheep said:
So do you think that Phillip is looking to up his collection of silverware a la Lalonde supporters? hmmmm? Vlog had a nice segway into the pattern of the flatware. Show it for the camera so the grannies at home can check the good silverware and send along. The grift that keeps on grifting. ugh. Shamelessly planned. They really make me feel sick.

That was exactly why this was in the vlog. Show them in detail what we want to receive and let's play surprised when they do, because "Surely, we haven't asked for anything". Sick is just the beginning of it.

NotAChatelaine · May 12, 2021

The lunatic idea to excavate the attic floor and rip out a bedroom ceiling to expose "artisan artwork"

Or

Dilettante's Inferno: the Tenth Circle of Hell

Having successfully embraced at least two of Dante's circles of hell, La Jarvis has created a tenth circle: unadulterated stupidity. Stupidity of weapons' grade f*ckwittery. Quite an achievement.

Le Comte de Monte Cristo · May 12, 2021

Clara Burnett said:
www.ukcommunitynetwork.com
We talked about it in previous threads because SJ said she was going to give the revenue of a month of gift grabbing to her friend, who is a nut job. She's the one who trolled and stalked a British politician. Kind of telling if SJ never revealed how much she made for her friend. Did she? Any of her patrons here know about this perhaps?

I cannot recall how long it has been since she reveiled something about the revenues..before the one from last week....its been months...

Clara Burnett said:
All Antoine will inherit is a time share in the apartment his stepfather is currently paying for. There's no relation between SJ and Antoine, remember? And even though SJ pretends everybody at her shittoo is part of one big happy family (when it suits her, like using them to film their pathetic empty lives to make money with), when it comes to inheritance, only the real deal will matter. Nephews and nieces, if she hasn't produced a kid of her own by then. That's why Marie's decision to participate in the vlogs and put the spotlight on her son is so pitifully desperate. And it's really not fair to the kid.

I get the feeling Antoine has to be the one to buy Fanny Flash out in time, if he wants to keep the chateau...i cannot see her spending her old days there..

The Chateau Diaries #35 Tattlers don't Rattle when Lie Lie Land tries to Battle

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