The Chateau Diaries #34 Every court needs its clowns

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Not to Derail:
Please light a candle for the live chat diva, Michael Morrison (who ruined the live chat with his sad news and stealing SJ's 30million views thunder--thereby successfully making the chat about him again)!

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In my culture, we light candles to remember the dead.
 
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After over 16 years or so of living there, I would have had the old servants quarters cleaned out....all the bat poop, crumbling plaster and dirt shoveled out even if not getting restored for livable space. It would make me crazy knowing all that was up there with me living FOR YEARS with all that grunge. Lazy, lazy filthy.
The mess bothers me too. Tidying one room a year would have gotten the job done for heavens sake! I enjoy viewing the servants quarters in old mansions for the contrast with the property owners living accommodations. At the very least sweep the floors and clear the cobwebs.
( Not too long ago, SJ was showing someone the rooms and found a pair men’s boxer briefs lying in the dust. Leftover from another wild party no doubt.)
 
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Marie and Michael P offer no real or Interesting content and expect cash in return , it’s really too much , at least Stephanies vlogs are entertaining and very watchable , the other two are just taking the piss in my opinion ,cashing in on CD success and their offer is very boring content, and real begging for cash , I don’t get it , just don’t get it ! But I suppose it’s working for them so ...
Stephanie only offers lies and uses everybody. Her vlogs are so cringe. Marie is a dolt and it's digusting how people all pitched into buy her a car. So disgusting.
 
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The decor in her suite is more along the lines of 'crap de la crap!' Apologies for bastardising two languages there!
I would almost wish Anna from Honfleur would sort her out, except the rest of the shitoo would have to be redone and tidied. I don't wish to overburden the poor patrons with more money down the rat hole.
Lalande crap de la crap would be a good title for the next thread

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La reine du paon est là aussi. A été pendant 3 + mois.
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I am French and I watch and listen to vlogs in the English language, yes. It's forbidden ?
1st comment in French because you don't speak English and now this.....
Choose the team you want to belong to.
Go back to school and come back when you can speak proper French
 
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That poor kid had to do ALL the grunt work for Matt. I am surprised he did not get a hernia pulling up the floor in the idiotic china pantry (tile floors to break the china on and 9 miles from the dining room). Couldn't someone (Matt?) have helped him? Wasn't he hung upside down in that well too??
He's looks as strong as an ox, it's good for him. I could have done what he did in my 20's/30's. To be fair I would give it go now.
There was no lifting for hernia, a lever and a crowbar takes the strain.
He's probably got another job that pays more than Matt or he could be specialising in something.
Honestly when it comes to getting stuck in being hung upside down is an easy play.
Matt looks like a fun father-in-law.

Getting back to Selmars idyll in the woods .. methinks after turning up unexpectedly in a unprecedented pandemic he has outstayed his welcome. Its been over a year now.
Is it a BG situation and he has latched onto SSB's commune concept. For a man with van it looks a good place to settle. The #vanlife is great (for some) but unless you have a settling point then you have to keep on trucking.
Wonder what's happening with the other work with the Dutch lady in the Dordogne as someone mentioned earlier.
Also, would have thought that he would be involved with the panelling somehow.

From the other posts I understand that it is not allowed to have someone staying at your property and live in their motorhome. Yes, this is a daft question but .. is it ok for a friend that lives with you to park their motorhome at your property for a long period of time? Basically would Selmars van be ok if he was sleeping in the chateau?
 
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If the numbers on CD page are correct, she currently has 30,015,273 total views.... Subtracting the views (59,000) for the most recent blog, she did not even have 30 million when she bought the cake to celebrate, or even until yesterday evening?!

What is her problem? Why the effort to celebrate something that hadn't even happened yet?!

Also, I understood the panelling wouldn't be bought until she had $30,000 a month in Patreon... she's so ready to celebrate and party without actually achieving the goals she sets for herself haha

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Ryan may have been advised by his gold-digging "best friend" grifter from Baismagnee that Buy Me a Coffee is too good of an income to give up! ;)

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Honestly, I couldn’t keep watching yesterday so I now wonder if that’s true. Since it’s a lovely allergy inducing day maybe I’ll mosey over to YT and watch starting from where I left off. Nothing else to do but sneeze & endure this freakin headache. [Strolls off to watch YT on the telly]

[5 minutes later comes back to Tattle confused but still sneezing like a short friend of Snow White’s]

oh so Michael is the star…always thought of him as more of a black hole
 
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he can actually can use proper diction but prefers sloppy slang especially when he is around other males
No Life Ryan succeeded - to some extent - in disguising his heavy London accent in his initial vlogs, but has since given up trying to do so. As for his pronunciation of French, he could certainly give Inspector Clouseau a run for his money... :ROFLMAO:

He likes to change his 'look' from time to time, which usually means having a shave, but whatever he does he always ends up looking like a half drowned rat that's just poked its head out of a drain:ROFLMAO:

What is her problem?
What isn't her problem?

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Author ✍ @Gibson

Lalande crap de la crap

( if it gets thru Tattle rules !!! )


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Agent 007

Credit card 💳 left at the bar

Have at it
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Crap de la Crap at the Château de la Tat
 
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Not to Derail:
Please light a candle for the live chat diva, Michael Morrison (who ruined the live chat with his sad news and stealing SJ's 30million views thunder--thereby successfully making the chat about him again)!

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In my culture, we light candles to remember the dead.
I saw this last night and it convinced me that he is a totally made up character doing a role play. Lets see how far he takes it.
 
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No Life Ryan succeeded - to some extent - in disguising his heavy London accent in his initial vlogs, but has since given up trying to do so. As for his pronunciation of French, he could certainly give Inspector Clouseau a run for his money... :ROFLMAO:

He likes to change his 'look' from time to time, which usually means having a shave, but whatever he does he always ends up looking like a half drowned rat that's just poked its head out of a drain:ROFLMAO:



What isn't her problem?



Crap de la Crap at the Château de la Tat
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Crap de la Crap at the Château de la Tat
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Crap de la Crap at the Château de la Tat




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Sir METHERICK
Cash cow 🐮 defo threw everything out of the infinitile mama n pas buggy

I had to turn off hearing billy speilberg
Say ...
Micheal is the star 🌟 he needs to vlog all the juicy stuff at the chateau

Ohhh ffsake ... speilberg n Gwen buy the chateau and older brother covets all they have .....

Clearly a cottage to fix up is not enough for his sensibilities

It beggars belief - speilberg is actually more palatable than the three eye 👁 jumped up 🆙 spermicide

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She who expects little is seldom disappointed 🤣



I always hear Allo Allo in my head when I listen to him as well. 🤣
Remember the painting that was often referred to - The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Painted by Derek Jarvis? 😂
 
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Remember the painting that was often referred to - The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. Painted by Derek Jarvis? 😂
Thread title? ^^^^

Where is the video where Billy claims St Michael is requiring the other outlets to shut before he returns?
 
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1st comment in French because you don't speak English and now this.....
Choose the team you want to belong to.
Go back to school and come back when you can speak proper French
I could snog you @Hercule P 🥰

three eye 👁 jumped up 🆙 spermicide
off the fence @MojoDublin - now! ❤

Marie: don't tell me what to do!
Fine. If you won't listen to reason and get out of that shyteshow, dig your own grave with your own wonky teats.
 
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