The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

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Kickintheass

Today being Sunday most of France appears to be shut, not aided by the ongoing poor weather. We have visited two off piste chateau with maybe 10 other visitors. We use Google quite a bit in our research and for some reason today I checked reviews on there for Chateau de Lalande, there're a few recent ones, all saying how much the sun shines out of the lalanders backsides in their glowing comments. Sorry I am useless at posting copies. I was amused by the other reviews of one woman who extolled about the food at lalande but her other reviews showed much more substantial meals.
 
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Hedda Hopper

Alice Strictknickers said:
Just came across the egyptologist's flog, looks interesting! Another take on the latest chateu wedding!
I rather like Curtis and Filippo.
Enjoy!
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I just can't help laughing a the Shreks wedding costumes everytime I see them! Beyond terrible! It's like something out of a movie, a parody of some sort. It really makes me wonder about them. Are they trying to be funny? Are they trying to look ridiculous? If so, they are succeeding in the looking ridiculous category. Oh, well, some people just don't care what they hell they look like!
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She's could be creating a lot more drama, keeping her minions on pins and needles to find out what's next! She may need time to spin a few plots to cover her flat ass. Whatever, the case may be, it will NOT be her fault! Afterall, she's a princess and is saving the world one patron dupe at a time.
 

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In Curtis’ vlog Permasmile says “It’s the most beautiful dress I have ever seen”. Permasmile needs glasses, not another cameo.
 
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Hedda Hopper

The whole aging thing is wrought with shady dealings. Many retirement communities have you deposit 100s of thousands of dollars just to move in. You ande/or your family members may or may not get it back if you move out within a certain time frame or die. I've decided to either disappear to a remote tropical island or cave in the Himalayas a few months before I expire. I'm thinking the tropical island may be more comfortable.
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

Don’t you hate Chamberpottie’s smug face? I can‘t look at his face without wanting to puke.
So it seems he is helping Ruthless sell her books… working at a friend’s bookshop…

 
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Hedda Hopper

Pno said:
Ntn

i think it was the ‘cocktail corner’ that Fanny let slipped the cabinet was from a dear ‘friend’ at the nursing home. Am sure lots of treasures made their way to the Jarvis and Richmond pockets.
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Don't ever put any "treasures" with a loved one in any kind of institution! No original photos or art work, no jewelry, nothing of any monetary or sentimental value that you may want back. It's not a home away from home, it's the waiting room for death. Residents, staff, even visitors may take things that don't belong to them. I pray that my husband will die before he needs to be placed because I can no longer care for him. It's a sad situation our modern world has found itself in with the care of aging people.
 
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NotAChatelaine

Re Brenda’s communiques (the verbose “homily from the hearth”, in which she once gave the impression - quite erroneously, in my view - of speaking as SJ’s Official Spokeswoman, and the shorter “normal service will be resumed shortly” post), how many of BG’s personal fiefdom on FB are actually Lalande patrons? I imagine the non-Patreon members of her private group are outnumbered by bog standard CD viewers.

No communication from SJ herself, using the means suggested by Patreon, is typical of SJ’s immaturity when it comes to behaving like an adult with responsibilities. It would have taken no time at all to circulate a private message or an e-mail. She posted a breezy reply on the CD YouTube comments, saying it was a glitch. Not even a YT community note. It doesn’t cut it. A public platform is not the way to advise patrons, many of whom probably never read the CD comments. Stephanie patrons are owed an explanation (even if it’s a load of cobblers!) from Stephanie.

Stephanie is bloody. stupid to allow Brenda free rein in appearing to speak on her behalf because people will believe that she really is privy to inside information. Mummy Dearest thanked BG for explaining the Patreon funding so well, which is a joke because Brenda, at best, got some details a demi-semi correct and, at worst, was making things up to make sound both the high priestess of Lalande and tax expert.

Brenda is a ghastly, self-important, interfering, busybody of a woman who should STFU.
 
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Imperious Me

Tartuffe said:
One of Fanny's pianos was a "gift" from her former piano teacher -- likely a resident at the home.
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How was it always the Jarvis' that received the free stuff... I look back on my life and I can't recall one thing anyone ever gifted me, I received some costume jewelry when my Mum passed, and a tea service I remember her buying out the back of some station wagon.. but how does one person receive so many freebies? A piano? Why her? Liars.
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Remember when they were bickering, I think it was at the kitchen table... Isabelle was being particularly cunty to her sister, who looked a tad bewildered...
 
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JackSpratt

Hedda Hopper said:
Same here in Portland, Oregon! We are the same latitude as most of France, so our weather is very similar. That's also why we can grow some of the best pinot noir grapes in the world!
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It's doing my head in and I feel sorry for anyone who has organised outdoor events.

This is for next week, same shity weather.

Got the Fete de musique next Friday at our local, that'll be fun in the pouring rain if it decides to continue.



I don't feel we've even got out of Winter!
 
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Imperious Me

Probably locked in the kitchen as he isn't house trained...
 
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Hedda Hopper

What!? Why, the nerve of some people trying to trick us! Here I thought a real class action suit was developing to put the evil doers behind bars for good I'm so disappointed once again. I really thought that after all these years family members of past residents of the Jarvis's would be willing to put forth thousands of dollars of their own money in legal fees and hours of filling out forms and chasing ghosts to put an old lady in court for her day Oh, well, justice will just have to wait once again. You folks know I'm just playing you, don't you?
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suthern_lurker

Was this a renewal of their vows?
I’m asking because I thought they were married when they moved from Canada?
Sorry if I’m just being thick- I obviously don’t watch anymore- just read here.
*But they do look hideous (as usual)
Oopsie- that was rude to say!
Lord forgive me and it’s Sunday!
I’ll surely be struck by lightening!
 
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Imperious Me

That was @Iolair, they explained where they were going with that..
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

I have the feeling Evil Izzy is behind this dump account @Mireille4751 …
Mireille comments sound like Mummykins…
”Bravo Stephanie” WTF
 
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