The Chateau Diaries #312 Stephanie Jarvis, you stupid girl, why is your Patreon account "under review"?!

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They do now Lady A !!!

Loved the reference to Teabag and the Booths Willow China! Why???
I’m trying to catch up, but Pekey, isn’t the Booths the elaborately gilded blue willow china Michael was supposed to “gift” Fanny after the Madrid debacle? It’s far more collectible and valuable than the Spode, primarily because it’s out of production. Like most things scarcity drives the market. There was an early vlog, either Michael or Fanny, where Stephamememe visited Begmania. They had tea outside where Fanny gushed over the gilded Booths. Michael explained the different trim levels of antique Booths. Fanny had that gleam in her eye that she gets when her voracious need takes over. I would not be surprise if Staph didn’t suggest or reinforce Michael’s post lockdown nookie vacation. Not saying she did it to get the Booths but it’s the sort of situation she would jump to take advantage of.
 
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The funny thing is most B&B high-end restaurants any place that you will have the general public eating would not have $1000 plates ridiculous. She is ridiculous.
 
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15 degrees and raining here in Berkshire as well today.
It's the same on the south coast and feels even colder inside!
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Who gave her the idea that that Hermes scarf would go with that dress? Whenever she gets anything new, she has to wear it immediately regardless of whether it goes with anything else she wears, she really has no idea how to dress. All she wants is for some idiots to recognise a brand and think she's got money.
 
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Not the same auction house but a 1907 set went for sale recently for £1600,- williamwalter.co.uk/product/set-of-edwardian-antique-silver-mother-of-pearl-fish-knives-and-forks-made-in-1909/?msclkid=ce8d497fbdc6127a4dd42f1235684417&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google Shopping Ads&utm_term=4577679229468167&utm_content=Google Shopping Ads
 
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Fanny & Snorts kicking the arse clean out of Andrew’s car… in true grifter fashion clocking up more miles..
 
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Tone Deaf Imbeciles ev
I just cannot fathom how her patrons continue to give them money. It’s a joke that they just run around spending the money on themselves. A single Bernardaud dinner plate is €248. Even if the got a stupendous discount it’s an obscene amount. Coming on the back of sterling silver nd mother of pearl cutlery. OMG WAKE UP
 
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Comtesse, if I might suggest. Have you ever worked with Prismacolor? When I was still painting I discovered I could use the colored pencils, then dip a short, stiff, narrow-ish brush in odorless mineral spirit and burnish the pencil to take on a heightened watercolor effect. The spirit melts the pencil and allows you to layer and sculpt the colors into a much deeper, richer painting. It also has the knock on advantage of being more forgiving and easier to work with than watercolors. The supplies aren’t terribly expensive and give good results. It might be something with which you could experiment.
 
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I watched the latest because I wanted to have a squiz at auntie's house. I couldn't stop focusing on the smooth runway of Stephanie Jarvis's forehead. Is this what she always looks like now? Does she have to keep poisoning her body with shit to have a shiny, very ugly landing strip for a jet? How often does she have to keep getting touched up and how much does each turn cost? Does she pluck her hairline?

When the camera panned up PhiPhi's shorts as he climbed the stairs, I waited for confirmation he was a man, instead his skinny, hairless, stick legs was it. Do we think he tucked to fit into those shorts? I wish his mother would donate to the Salvos instead of sending over her cast offs. It was because they were women's shorts that the deep wedgy was created. Allegedly, Stephanie Jarvis shags that.
 
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Fanny & Snorts kicking the arse clean out of Andrew’s car… in true grifter fashion clocking up more miles..
Buying a dog carrier of a specific size and shape to fit on the armrest between the front seats of the Porsche suggests they are not planning on parting company with the car soon.
 
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Support squirrel looks like a 12 year old girl in those shorts. Truly a hideous little specimen.
It is so odd that they traveled all that way just to set up a few pieces of furniture ,so strange… there’s so much more to it than we know. The aunt and uncle didn’t particularly look too thrilled to have them help.
It will be interesting to see what happens to the Porsche. I wish we would get the report from Andrew.
 
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Or for pastry

She may have learn to do that from twoton and tonton... And it became her go to when unhappy and every time she buys something it reinforces this behavior. It is obviously now totally out of control and I agree with you it should be stopped. She's down a very dark spiral.
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I'm not an artist but when I was young my mum bought me prismacolor and I was talking with a friend artist and she told me that the "black" of prismacolor was the best black on the market. I had a 128? (I think) box of that.
 

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The funny thing is most B&B high-end restaurants any place that you will have the general public eating would not have $1000 plates ridiculous. She is ridiculous.
She’s thinks she clever by putting them through the b&b business accounts. That is until the fisc come looking.
 
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Buying a dog carrier of a specific size and shape to fit on the armrest between the front seats of the Porsche suggests they are not planning on parting company with the car soon.
Fanny & Snorty purchased that small dog carrier which fits on the armrest between the front seats of the Porsche because little Ratso takes up too much space in the back seat. They need the backseat and the boot to:
- carry all of the crap they purchase
- store all the books Fanny insists on taking with her when she travels
- contain all their luggage - they were on a road trip for a week this time, so imagine how much they packed
- hang up their clothes and if Ratso is upfront there's less change he'll puke up on the clothes which are hanging up
 
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One slip coming down those stairs and that whole display is going to be in pieces... and someone is going to have a nasty concussion. Didn't Ivana Trump die from falling down her stairs?
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Okay, who's got the poop stain handy?
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Such a cute outfit! Was it a romper? And that jaunty chapeau! It's no wonder Fanny has chosen him for her husband. Their sex must be incredible!
His hair piece must have been sweaty after 5 trips up a few stairs... All that way to take 10 items and arrange on a landing... Clearly we are only seeing that staircase... good for you Ten Ton... curb her grift.
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- and no VPL! What a view Fanny and Two Ton must have had!

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The moving truck was still there and they left Grunt and Marie at the farmhouse, so clearly Amaury and Nutti have taken off for the day so as not to be used as flog fodder... bravo..
 
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